the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ O rely?

< Blarg.

V Derpenstein.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hrrrmmm.

< I wonder how many worthwhile movies I could watch if I add up every second I spend watching mindless YouTube crap.

V Something involving a harp.

 

[Barbas]

^ Harp seals?

< Ever seen a baby seal? I have.

v

Spoiler: Aw.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ My family used to have a picture on the wall of a familiar seal

< Ducks are cuddly bastards

V Fabulous!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *readies club*

< *clubs UltraDeth for ninja-ing me*

V Did something.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Ow! Dick!

< Bulletsprouter

V Place a post here

 

[EilaliE]

^ Here?

< Or over there?

v I baked a cookie for you, but then I got hungry and ate it. Sorry.

 

[Barbas]

^ DAMN!

< No matter. I shall have ice cream.

v It matters not, I say!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *mattering intensifies*

< Got sprayed by a seal playing with a hose, once. It was a warm day, so I only pretended to mind.

V Leans on everything.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ The chair.

< On the couch.

v On your head.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You crumpled my hat!

< Miffed.

V Give me a replacement hat!

 

[Neuromancer]

^

There.

< You better be satisfied.

v Well, ARE YOU?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ This may have been worth it.

< *tilt* *tilt* yes...the positioning's right...

V Do you think I suit rainbows?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Perhaps.

< Can you vomit rainbows?

v Because then we'd reach critical rainbowness on one of the branded individuals of destiny, allowing us to see our plans to completion.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Then we'll finally take care of that pesky Inuit Mafia! Oh.

< Everyone, forget I said anything.

V Pls to not repeat.

 

[Barbas]

^ Da fuck?

< Da fuck is dat?

v You seein' dis???

 

[Neuromancer]

^ It is GLORIOUS!

< And ya'll have me to thank for thrashing his previous dull hat!

v Reward me!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You may have the swiss army knife I keep in my left, foremost molar.

< I advise keeping it in an orifice that has lost all feeling.

V Good news, you don't need to be drugged to appreciate such magnificent colours.

 

[Barbas]

^ It's like someone wrapped a Fruit Roll-up around your head!

< Magnificent!

v My day is improved.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ +1 to morale

< -2 to sanity

v I think I'm well below -100 on that one.