the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ *Whizzing and whirring*.

< *Beeping and booping*.

v Swiggity swooty.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Look at that booty

<

Spoiler: That's some booty

V Five nights at my place

 

[Barbas]

^ Already there!

< *Squeaking noises*.

v *Gasp* I hear mice!

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ You heard nothing.. .
< Continues sneaking
V alarm noise !

 

[Barbas]

^ WUTWUT?!

< *Dashes*.

v You cannot escape!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I dunno. I was too busy doing things super slowly and suggestively to go with that music UltraDeth posted.

< *slow nod*

V *performs fellatio on a fire hose*

 

[Barbas]

^ We have the delegate from Narnia.

< Should I call him a douchewaffle?

v Submit to the Buffet Treatment.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *plays ultradeth's video again*

< *slides tongue across teeth*

V *writhing*

 

[Fijiman]

^ *Flailing*

< *More flailing*

V *FLAILING INTENSIFIES*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Apply sedative

< I am the only m8 I'll ever need

V Is it you, Mr SpooOOooooOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooo?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Giddyup, now!

< Sheet. I've made quite a mess.

V That was unfortunate.

 

[Barbas]

^ Damn it all.

< This is not a joke, Smee!

v I told ya what would happen! *Loads shotgun*.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Let's do this!

< Starting a PMC

V Big explosions, ton of kills, most wanted, expensive tech, cyber-warfare, Mission complete and the payday makes it all complete. Our new PMC, did you know that info's classified?

 Smug mode activated

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes...I mean no.

< AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

v What is your favourite colour?

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ Green although it changes with time.

< umm... yeah.

v Give me something to on!

 

[Barbas]

^ Here, take this tomato.

< I rigged that tomato.

v It is taken care of.