the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I'm not one for singing, but I can do a mean whistle.

<

Spoiler: *Toot*.

v Turn around, bright-eyes.

 

[Barbas]

^ :I

< I don't know if I'm ready.

v Will you be my monkey?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I would be OP as a monkey assistant.

< Bethesda's lawyers getting butthurt [https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10942605_1016463618367279_2882195417858439894_n.png?oh=717befebb2725e7bc58157728bf86609&oe=55966F32] again.

v Strongarm.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Muscling in

< Loves the smell of burnt toast

V Are you using hidden blades to open beer cans?

 

[sky14kemea]

^ Nah I just use my teeth

< gosh its cold today, again.

V do you wanna, do you wanna, do you wanna tango?

 

[Barbas]

^ ...Nooooooo...

< Axe it!

v Bop it!

 

[sky14kemea]

^ twist it!

:V

v flick it!

 

[Barbas]

^ Ouch!

< Leave me alone!

v You suck!

 

[sky14kemea]

^ NO U!!!

< Q_Q that hurt my feelings.

[HEADING=2]v SMACK IT!!!@@$~"^s![/HEADING]

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ What! No!

< Ouch!

V *Smacks right back*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ya missed yer target.

< Coming out of the god damned ceiling.

v Call an exterminator.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Initiate last stand demeanour

< *firing wildly* Come on! I'll take you all!

V Where's your Quad Damage soldier?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I shoved it up your ass sir!

< Winning!

v While you are losing.

 

[Barbas]

^ Lies, I have sonnets. Everyone loves those.

< Lilies and daffodils.

v Get out of the azaleas!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Get out of the what?

< Quack.

V Are you bored?

 

[Barbas]

^ I'm so bored that I've been reduced to convening with the spirits.

< I summon the ghrosts of bewilderment and mild annoyance.

v Take that hand out of your pants, young woman!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ don't tell her what to do, she can have my hand in her pants if she wants

< they're more fun than my pants

v would abolish pants if given half the chance

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You want to see ME without my pants?

< I don't know my own SEXINESS LEVELS!?

v Caps can be used for EMPHASIS!?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Better than using "Quotation marks"

< Dreams of greater things

V I just met this black fellow, says he's a prince from Nigeria