the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ OK, I'll stand here with my StealthBoy.

< *Twiddles knobs*.

v ...Yep. Broke it.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I might have chewed on that one.

< *flickers in and out of cloak*

v Consider me a Nightkin.

 

[Barbas]

^ *SMACKS* YOU CAN'T USE THAT WORD!

< That was fun.

v You are also a racist!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I treat people equally! Black, brown, yellow or normal!

< Internet tough guy.

v *temptingly places jack-in-the-box*

 

[Barbas]

^ What is this? You salami?!

< *Spaghetti rant*.

v Wow, you bin' workin' out?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Kind of.

< Shoveling snow is working out, right?

V Are you the one they call the Twerk Master?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

^ Nope

< Is getting back into the swing of things

V Is indifferent to this.

 

[Twintix]

^ Godsdamnit, Redlin, how dare you ninja me!?

< Spent all night cleaning.

V Holy shit! Look!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I see nothing but a thousand armed soldiers out for blood

< Drop massive farts

V Today's top stories: OP no longer a ******, Man yells racist abuse at moon and The US Empire begins

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh gods, not again!

< Hiiiiiiide!

v Ruuuuuuun!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Scramble!

< *cliché trip*

v Go on without me!

 

[Twintix]

^ OK! *leaves*

< I'm offended that you're offended!

V What are you going to do about it?! D<

 

[Barbas]

^ I was planning to get a coffee. Want anything?

< I'm currently speaking to the admiral.

v Do you have tanks with propellers yet?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Yes, but sadly we can't make them out of gold at the same time

< I'll winner

V No trading postcards during Arena Deathmatches

 

[Barbas]

^ :<

< ...But what if...?

v Gotcha!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Cripes!

< Took the bunnies to the vet's for yearly vaccination and checkup. They're healthy, as usual.

v

 

[Barbas]

^ Good to hear.

< Wonder which bunny is his favourite.

v Just can't deal with the ungodly amount of poop.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ you must have met my cat

< doesn't understand how she can turn five pounds of food into fifteen pounds of poop

v just volunteered to do the scooping

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Pls.

< Not a fan of bad live-action mini-movies made to promote games.

v PLOT TWIST: it was doge

 

[Twintix]

^ *dull surprise face*

< Nightshift: Laws of HUEGH!

V ...That wasn't even almost funny. Please forgive me.