the ^ < V game

[EilaliE]

^ No, I'm the Muffin Man.

< I taste delicious.

v Do you know the Muffin Man?

 

[Barbas]

^ What kind is it? Blueberry? Toffee?

< Those are the only kinds I can recall.

v I know lots of ice cream flavours, though! Do you want some???

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Aggressive marketing

< Getting a kebab, tomorrow

V We've got to install microwave ovens

 

[Headsprouter]

^ But all that leaves them is mediocre.

< Making decisions.

v The product of a corrupted nation.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Well I am American...

< Downloading Pre-sequal DLC... AGAIN.

V Are you pants enough for the texts?

 

[FPLOON]

^ I flip-flop too much to skirt around that question...
< Don't drink the sauce!
v Is the inside joke outside yet?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That would require whatever made it inside to become common knowledge.

< I prefer coke to pepsi.

v What are your thoughts on Pepsi Max? Answer the survey for a chance at winning an awkward handshake courtesy of me.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Sorry I'm tob busy doing the Mountain Dew #720NoScopeReversalBurn challenge.

< First person to sell their soul to them wins.

V This was paid for by the Maximilien Kerbunklemuffin Corporation.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Maybe. I don't know where BOUS got their funding.

< From the DEVIL!

v As "sexually chaotic" as Birdo.

 

[FPLOON]

^ But, as "chaotically sexual" as a Goomba...
< Slapped my boner in the face!
v Did you hear that, foreshadow?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ The implications are staggering

< Cha-ching

V

Spoiler: Do you suffer from this?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *scratches chin* No, I don't think so.

< It's getting warm.

v Taking residual damage.

 

[Barbas]

^ That's an occupational hazard, friend.

< Sure is dark in here.

v Hit the lights, huh?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *click*

< Civ is fun.

v Has good recovery.

 

[FPLOON]

^ That's because I always stick the landing...
< Switch to a Fakie, am I right?
v WE TONY HAWK!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Mike Hawk has a cooler name.

< *claps with feet*

v IT IS I, Yoshimitsu!

 

[FPLOON]

^ *hisses under bondage*
< Talim is my main...
v Are you a fan of MLP[footnote]Mod-Loving Programmers[/footnote]?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Pah! Mods, why defile a masterpiece?

< How do I program?

V Selfie fools

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Snapchat doesn't count.

< This is cool. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osS318Ek1nY]

v Has discovered SOME AN-CI-ENT, R-R-R-R-RU-IIIIIIINS!?

 

[FPLOON]

^ It's another way of saying "Let's go spelunking"...
< My car is in the future...
v I got some E-lips, see?