the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I'm not Snake, I'm the new guy.

< I think Snake's dead, dude.

v He got fucked up by radscorpions. Big ones.

 

[FPLOON]

^ That's a bummer...
< He should have used the repellent!
v Now who will endure these phantom pains?

 

[Barbas]

^ Not Kojima!

< Hurrrrrrr.....

v Wait, I'm not sure if that joke works. Give me a second chance!

 

[FPLOON]

^ You had your chance...
< I did my song and dance!
v The PC's name is Lance?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Hey, I'm not the one who named it.

< Turns out the reason my phone was being shit was because it need to update, which it did today. Not impressed with the changes.

V You made Headsprouter cry!

 

[FPLOON]

^ I told him the truth! (Nothing more and nothing less!)
< Did Google just allow me to use my porn backgrounds as my Google Homepage background? *laughs*
v The witch war is coming...

 

[tilmoph]

^ Did it ever truly end?
< Really wish my head would stop hurting
v Winter won't leave! Help!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Spring is approaching, no need to fear

< Wait and bleed

V Your book was so edgy it featured Dante from the Devil May Cry series

 

[FPLOON]

^ Well, it was a DMC x DmC crossover fanfic, so...
< It was bound to happen this way?
v Don't you forget about me!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Your current avatar is etched on my memory

< Frantic imagination outpouring

V You taffer!

 

[FPLOON]

^ I'm a taffy!
< I shake it til I bake it...
v Night trap?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ afraid not; all my traps are solar-powered

< eagerly awaiting more news about the new FNaF sequel just teased at

v is not, and has never been, ready for Freddy

 

[tilmoph]

^ No one is ever ready for Freddy
< Liking A Slap on Titan
v Byzantine Empire best empire?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Hmmm... Nah! Boardwalk Empire is best empire...
< I almost have nothing to do tomorrow...
v Do the hustle?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Making billions in days

< My sideburns need to be more glorious

V You have the darkest of souls

 

[Barbas]

^ Oh.

^ *Checks*.

v Must have lost it behind the sofa. You see it anywhere?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Nope... Just the remote...
< *changes the channel*
v What the fuck! Did that just happen on primetime television?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Yes! The judges called a draw

< It's uncommon, but not impossibru

V FARTING BLOOOOOD! From a lacerated arse, bleeding it's manure, burning my sphincter, now I shall fart out blood! *incomprehensible guitar solo*

 

[FPLOON]

^ So Metal...
< So Sombra?
v So Cory in the House!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I love that anime.

< Finally free of the cupboard.

v Fish n' chips.