"Fruity Disco Master" - The new rhythm and dancing game for Kinect! The more flamboyant your moves, the higher your score!
***~~~BONUS POINTS FOR BELL-BOTTOMS AND SMOKING REEFER~~~***
"Paranoid Football Bastards"
Just TRY and make them run towards the goal... they know it's a trap and will fight you the whole way!
Or play "Star Player" Mode, where an elaborate, PhD approved psychological examination will create a profile for your up-and-coming player, picking out all your neuroses and eccentricities and modeling them to such an accurate degree, you can't tell if you're hallucinating the giant cockroaches on the television or not!
"Mr. Thief Saloon"
In a throwback to classic arcade games, you play Mr. Thief, a root-beer drinking, burger eating, balloon inflating crook who's trying to rip off saloon after saloon by stealing their drinks, hijacking their food, and ransacking the kitchen! Also something with balloons I guess. Why? I don't know, a bunch of those games had you inflating stuff. IT MADE SENSE IN MY HEAD!
"3D Mushroom Palace"
F this, they just put new skins on Mario 64. Twerps.
"Creepy Banjo Soldier"
The Video Game adaptation of Deliverance, now on consoles near you!
These were the best ones I got after sitting on this for... well, far too long.
EDIT:
OK, I didn't stop. I got "Hip-Hop Rodeo Hop-About" I'm sorry, I don't think I even need to think about a description for that. I mean... just say it aloud.