In a column of fire, saying, "I was the one who was supposed to fill your heart with LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
The way you would like to die and your last words
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"Oh my god! What happened to you?"
"It....it was.....IT WAS OVER 9000!!!!"
Then I will die. Everyone will groan. Then THEY will die because it really was over 9000.
"It....it was.....IT WAS OVER 9000!!!!"
Then I will die. Everyone will groan. Then THEY will die because it really was over 9000.
Charging a heavy machine gunner with my limbs blown off yelling whatever comes to mind like I have Tourettes.
When I get the word I have a day to live Im going to Mcdonalds, gonna have about 15 double cheeseburgers and about 12 cups of hot black coffee, hold it in as long as I can, go to a nice overly white country club somewhere with nice white carpets, and just when I cant take it anymore the gun goes in my mouth BOOM, Nothing but shit and brains everywhere! People are gonna be quitting their jobs cleaning up after me.
I would love to die peacefully in space. Nothing I would really say though, but I would like to be listening to this song when I die.
[link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUAiFQvxqO4&feature=related[/link]
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I would like to die during a rally race in a subaru impreza wrx, doing a 30 barrel roll. My last words would be "I'm gonna take this next turn a little wide and fast!..."
Way: Driving backwards off a cliff into the Pacific Ocean, in a stolen Ferrari rigged to explode in midair, after starting a massive police chase in said Ferrari.
Words: None. I think my extended middle fingers would be sufficient.
Words: None. I think my extended middle fingers would be sufficient.
Impaled from behind by 6 steel pipes, each one tearing a hole through my vital organs, killing be quickly but painfully. ((If I'm going to die I want experiance extreme pain as I do it.))
Words: Anything as long as the high speed pipes cut me off before I was done. Preferably coughing blood.
I wanna go out in a way they couldn't put on the news. (Or they would deffinatly put on the news, depends on the station.)
Words: Anything as long as the high speed pipes cut me off before I was done. Preferably coughing blood.
I wanna go out in a way they couldn't put on the news. (Or they would deffinatly put on the news, depends on the station.)
I've written a li'l piece detailing my ideal death senario:
I'm suurounded by the burning ruins of the city in my steam mecha.
Before me is the the cloned supermonster made of the evil energy of Hitler, Pol-Pot, Stalin, Napoleon and Lindsey Lohan,
In its claws it holds the body of my beloved wife, the lovely Lady Caroline and on the ground behind me my youngest daughter Emily is hiding behind the smashed remains of a railway carriage, having been tossed 100 feet when the train exploded
Adolfstalin-Potlohan spots the terrified innocent child and salivating he drops my wife and she collapses in a heap on the cobblestones as the demon runs towards her.
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I turn my steam mecha to his direction and dash towards him, engaging my steam boosters for extra speed. I tackle the monster to the ground and attack it with my power sword. It is wounded and the creature raises it hand to my mecha's boiler and fires a ki-blast. My mecha's arms lose strength as the pressure drops. The beast throws my mecha off it and in my ears the machine spirit, the living soul in the heart of the mecha, acting as the computer is feeding me warnings on the loss in steam pressure. The beast is now on top of me and smiling wickdly, I am unable to attack it with my gattling gun as I might hurt Emily who is watching with stunned wide eyes and my sword is offline along with control of the hand it's attached to.
The beast punches into the armoured hull and tears out the glowing green life crystal. The spirit, the other woman in my life, takes an aetheric form before my eyes as the wickly smiling beast attempts to crush it. The conditioning of the woman in the crystal once known as Clementine, continues to telepathically report on the systems she is disconnected from.
"Warning!" I hear, "Boiler Pressure at 0%, oil fuel tanks empty," The spirit waits for responces from the systems in it's electrical grid, "Control servos in right arm, left arm, right leg, left leg and torso not responding. Life support is offline. ejecting pilot." I wait for my seat to be jettisoned but it is not. Instead the crystal is shattered before another warning is announced. With the crystal binding her mind and making her a automaton shattered the soul of Clementine starts shouting and panicking. "Oh my! I'm, Where's my body! I can't see!" I scramble from the cockpit. Her voice fades from my ears and my mind is like a red cloud of rage.
I draw my Colt revolvers and they glisten in the first rays of dawn,
catching the monster's attention.
My theme music begins...
"You killed my wife. You destroyed my mecha. You shattered my best friend, You threaten my children and you opress my people. My name is Stikibunn J. Baker and I'm going to end you!"
I sprint towards the beast as it draws swords in each opressive claw to deflect the .45 calibre bullets as it charges me. I empty the chamber of the first pistol and toss it aside in time to jump over it's blade and slide under it's legs it turns before I get a chance to fire again and leaps upon me.
I am pinned a second time under his tremendos bulk and I pass out.
Believing I am dead its glowing red eyes tun to my frightened child and slowly it stalks towards her his swords scraping the ground.
I come to, my eyes are blurry and I am dizzy.
I hold the pistol in my hand and fire it but I can't aim straight and I miss. The creature stops and turns. Again it charges and I fire the remaining bullets into it. It's too mad to deflect the bullets and I have mortally wounded it, but the wounds are slow to kill and it reaches me in time to impale me on it's sword before it dies.
I turn my head towards the rising sun. For a moment everything is so beautiful and I hear a the sound of footsteps running towards me. I look towards the sound. For a moment I smile as I see my darling Caroline, her green eyes filling with tears. "Daddy!" she cries, and I realise this is not my Caroline but my daughter. I grab her wrists and place my remaining pistol in her tiny hands. She starts to cry. Nobody but Carrie was allowed to touch my guns. I smile. "I'll never leave you little one. I will always protect you as long as you protect yourself.
With my last ounce of strength I turn once more to the dawn's golden glow "My Carrie," I say "Wait for me, I'm coming with you"
Emily stands in disbelief for a moment then collapses to her knees in tears.
My spirit, having left my body pauses for a moment as the sobs of my offspring cause me pain. I look up towards the light. Carrie is standing in a field. Her mother, who she had never had time to know is holding her tightly in her arms. Carrie is so overjoyed she is crying. Clementine is holding her arm out to pull me towards her. I turn back to Emily and then back to Clementine and Carrie. I shake my head. "I can't" I say. "Emily needs me, the world needs me." Carrie pulls from her embrace and looks at me pleadingly. "We have eternity to spend together. It's only a small time to wait for me."
I take a step back down to earth and my spirit tethers itself to my pistols. I would remain here to protect my children the only way I ever could.
I'm suurounded by the burning ruins of the city in my steam mecha.
Before me is the the cloned supermonster made of the evil energy of Hitler, Pol-Pot, Stalin, Napoleon and Lindsey Lohan,
In its claws it holds the body of my beloved wife, the lovely Lady Caroline and on the ground behind me my youngest daughter Emily is hiding behind the smashed remains of a railway carriage, having been tossed 100 feet when the train exploded
Adolfstalin-Potlohan spots the terrified innocent child and salivating he drops my wife and she collapses in a heap on the cobblestones as the demon runs towards her.
d
I turn my steam mecha to his direction and dash towards him, engaging my steam boosters for extra speed. I tackle the monster to the ground and attack it with my power sword. It is wounded and the creature raises it hand to my mecha's boiler and fires a ki-blast. My mecha's arms lose strength as the pressure drops. The beast throws my mecha off it and in my ears the machine spirit, the living soul in the heart of the mecha, acting as the computer is feeding me warnings on the loss in steam pressure. The beast is now on top of me and smiling wickdly, I am unable to attack it with my gattling gun as I might hurt Emily who is watching with stunned wide eyes and my sword is offline along with control of the hand it's attached to.
The beast punches into the armoured hull and tears out the glowing green life crystal. The spirit, the other woman in my life, takes an aetheric form before my eyes as the wickly smiling beast attempts to crush it. The conditioning of the woman in the crystal once known as Clementine, continues to telepathically report on the systems she is disconnected from.
"Warning!" I hear, "Boiler Pressure at 0%, oil fuel tanks empty," The spirit waits for responces from the systems in it's electrical grid, "Control servos in right arm, left arm, right leg, left leg and torso not responding. Life support is offline. ejecting pilot." I wait for my seat to be jettisoned but it is not. Instead the crystal is shattered before another warning is announced. With the crystal binding her mind and making her a automaton shattered the soul of Clementine starts shouting and panicking. "Oh my! I'm, Where's my body! I can't see!" I scramble from the cockpit. Her voice fades from my ears and my mind is like a red cloud of rage.
I draw my Colt revolvers and they glisten in the first rays of dawn,
catching the monster's attention.
My theme music begins...
"You killed my wife. You destroyed my mecha. You shattered my best friend, You threaten my children and you opress my people. My name is Stikibunn J. Baker and I'm going to end you!"
I sprint towards the beast as it draws swords in each opressive claw to deflect the .45 calibre bullets as it charges me. I empty the chamber of the first pistol and toss it aside in time to jump over it's blade and slide under it's legs it turns before I get a chance to fire again and leaps upon me.
I am pinned a second time under his tremendos bulk and I pass out.
Believing I am dead its glowing red eyes tun to my frightened child and slowly it stalks towards her his swords scraping the ground.
I come to, my eyes are blurry and I am dizzy.
I hold the pistol in my hand and fire it but I can't aim straight and I miss. The creature stops and turns. Again it charges and I fire the remaining bullets into it. It's too mad to deflect the bullets and I have mortally wounded it, but the wounds are slow to kill and it reaches me in time to impale me on it's sword before it dies.
I turn my head towards the rising sun. For a moment everything is so beautiful and I hear a the sound of footsteps running towards me. I look towards the sound. For a moment I smile as I see my darling Caroline, her green eyes filling with tears. "Daddy!" she cries, and I realise this is not my Caroline but my daughter. I grab her wrists and place my remaining pistol in her tiny hands. She starts to cry. Nobody but Carrie was allowed to touch my guns. I smile. "I'll never leave you little one. I will always protect you as long as you protect yourself.
With my last ounce of strength I turn once more to the dawn's golden glow "My Carrie," I say "Wait for me, I'm coming with you"
Emily stands in disbelief for a moment then collapses to her knees in tears.
My spirit, having left my body pauses for a moment as the sobs of my offspring cause me pain. I look up towards the light. Carrie is standing in a field. Her mother, who she had never had time to know is holding her tightly in her arms. Carrie is so overjoyed she is crying. Clementine is holding her arm out to pull me towards her. I turn back to Emily and then back to Clementine and Carrie. I shake my head. "I can't" I say. "Emily needs me, the world needs me." Carrie pulls from her embrace and looks at me pleadingly. "We have eternity to spend together. It's only a small time to wait for me."
I take a step back down to earth and my spirit tethers itself to my pistols. I would remain here to protect my children the only way I ever could.
