The way you would like to die and your last words
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After my fall from grace, I would be corrupted and embittered, eventually rising to power and conquering the world under a brutal and tyrannical regime. After years of atrocities, I would finally be shot through the chest by a righteous do-gooder. As I lay bleeding 'pon the throne room of my mighty battle-scarred citadel, I would gasp in between breaths: "Bullets... my only weakness... how did you know...?"
(OK, I stole the quote from some friends. But still.)
It's far more likely that I'll die from a heart attack, uttering "Totally worth it..." as my last words.
(OK, I stole the quote from some friends. But still.)
It's far more likely that I'll die from a heart attack, uttering "Totally worth it..." as my last words.
I don't know how I would die but I know what my last words would be.I would give someone a completley ridiculous riddle, something like "a man is found dead in a puddle with a red tricycle 37 and 1/4 feet away. How did this happen?"
That would torment the person I give it to forever, they never be sure if they got it right or not.
That would torment the person I give it to forever, they never be sure if they got it right or not.
I want to get shot... in the ass... with a minigun. I want my last words to be "Bullets! My only weakness! How did you know?!"
*Shelly de Killer holding a pistol to Phoenix Wright. Phoenix Wright shouts at the top of his lungs...*Marv21 said:
I'd be flying down the highway on my costum built nuclear powered motorcycle so fast that I break the universe. Time starts to unravel and gravity suddenly stops working. Suddenly, I find myself floating around in space gasping for air. Next thing I know I'm at the bottom of the ocean in the year 4596. Then, God poofs out of nowhere in a cloud of smokes, tells me to stop fucking up his universe, and kicks me in the nuts so hard that I implode. Even if this isn't how I die, I still want this story on my headstone.
How I'd like to die: Heart attack while screwing one of my teenage daughter's barely-legal high school friends. Since I'm already past thirty and don't have any kids of either gender yet, I'll be somewhere north of 50 if this scenario ever does happen. In a perfect world, death happens just after orgasm and I get her pregnant, thereby giving her one hell of a story to tell the kid when he asks whatever happened to daddy.
Last words: "Here it comes, baby...uuuuuUUUUUHHHH".
Last words: "Here it comes, baby...uuuuuUUUUUHHHH".
After shooting down all the evil bastards around me threatening the orphanage lighting a cigarette from a zippo lighter putting down my trusty C96 Mauser and relaxing. Then jumping to my feet with the famous last line "Oh fuck the nuke" and being instantly atomised.
Happily of old age or saving someone i care about, either will do
last words will probably be in all reality : OH SHIT!
last words will probably be in all reality : OH SHIT!
