The way you would like to die and your last words

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macapus

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I'd run into a best buy, double-flip the security guards off, scream "Hey-hey,mutha fucka" and then go "Oh shit, this gun has ammo in it, i better fix that, and I'd shoot the gun in the air and kill myself with the last bullet while I sang Ludacrises'(not spelled right) part from the "I'm so hood remix" by DJ Khaled. While holding an empty vodka bottle.
 

Rhino923

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It really bothers me that this many people have put thought into how they would like to die...

incidentally my personal choice would be about 5 seconds after i pressed the little red button that launches all the nukes on the planet at the same time...and my last words would be a resounding "Screw you...and the horse you rode in on"
 

Azazcyh

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ThaBenMan said:
I would like to die of Bone-itus. My last words would be "My only regret... is that I had... Bone-itus..."
futurama awesome

I will probobly die doing some bet my idiot friends talk me into
friend: dude I bet you can't pick up that tiger

me: dude i'm not picking up a tiger

friend: pussy

me: screw you, fine I'll do it.

as for my last words it would probably be along the lines of "HOLY CRAP IT'S EATING MY HEAD IT'S EATING MY..."
 

Dark42

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Spirultima said:
Dark42 said:
unsheathing a sword then hearling myself into a hoard of enemies to allow my friends to escape, only to be found latter on a mount of corpses dying. Then with my last breath I would whisper "I told you I could take them."
So in retrospecs, you want to be a Spartan called Authina?
Maybe I was thinking more of a zombie theme
 

Flying-Emu

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I'm boring.

I'd like to die saving the world or the woman I love. With a rapier. The manliest weapon in existence.

Last words? Well... depending on how I die.

Old in a bed: "Fly by Night, away from here. Change my life again. Fly by Night; goodbye my dear. My ship is a-coming, and I just can't pretend."
Murdered: "You sons of bitches. Tell my mother I love her."
Suicide: "And now, the greatest adventure of all."
Dream death: "I've died as I've lived. I've no regrets."

I like Rush.

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Rhino923 said:
It really bothers me that this many people have put thought into how they would like to die...

incidentally my personal choice would be about 5 seconds after i pressed the little red button that launches all the nukes on the planet at the same time...and my last words would be a resounding "Screw you...and the horse you rode in on"
Interesting first post. Welcome to the Escapist.
 

The Werebear

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I agree with Dark42. The ideal way to go would be charging the entire zombified population of the continental United States with a Machete screaming "DIE YOU BASTARDS!"

That, or Snu-Snu.
 

eyrihondrikyrita

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SmilingKitsune said:
I'm going to be all boring and say, at an old age with the one I love.
Last words: "I love you" ~starts daydreaming~.
I'm not the only boring one!

In my sleep. Last words, "Goodnight, Bear. I love you." (Bear being my husband's nickname)
 

PurpleRain

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Many many years from now I finally drive PurpleRain to the tipping point with all my terrible puns. He raises the gun to my head and fires. I fall to the ground, and sputter "At least no one can say I wasn't open minded..." Infuriated he shoots me in the belly, and I whisper "I am slain" in one last Bard reference before everything goes black.
"Well, that pun was a killer."*

Then I take my own life before the horrible puns spread.

*So that was the best pun I could think of. What can ya do?
 

Yokai

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Hmm, let's see. The greatest way to die ever...
Holding a small antimatter bomb in either hand, running into a crowd of about sixty thousand (or sixty million) zombies, and priming the bombs. My scream of rage would start out quietly, and gain volume until they reached a crescendo of loudness and fury: "I've got a present for each and every one of you, you slimy, rotting, ugly, inarticulate, disgusting, cannibalistic, pathetic SONS OF BITCHES!!!!"
Both bombs would detonate simultaneously and a blinding white flash would obliterate the landscape, followed by an incredibly loud boom and a rolling shockwave of doom that would annihilate everything within a thirty mile radius. Every zombie would be turned into plasma before they had time to open their mouths with a final lingering groan of instinctive fear.
The sky would clear up just then, and the shun would shine upon a cleansed earth. I would be standing in the center of the carnage, my body somehow still intact, and look up at the sun. My final words on this earth, as I dropped to my knees and died, would be a quietly muttered "Hell yeah."
Survivors would happily begin to rebuild civilization and erect statues in my honor.

EDIT: I see this idea is hardly original. However, I take condolence in the fact that mine is more richly narrated.
 

Skeleon

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"I wonder what that lever does?"

Nah, to be honest I'd like to die as an old man in my sleep. More importantly, when it happens I want it to happen quickly, I don't want to be a vegetable for 10 years before finally coughing it.
 

xChevelle24

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idk how I would want to die but my last words would be the question to which the answer would be "ITS OVER NINE THOUUUUSANDD!!!!!"
 

blankedboy

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My last words...

"...Hey! Whattya think you're doin'? You're supposed to be dead! Hey - Put that rocket launcher down! Don't you shoot that rocket launcher! Bad Mr. High bear! Don't you shoot that rocket launcher! That's it! You put that down right this second! I'm gonna count to three.
Oooonnnneeee......
Tttwwwwo-"
BOOM
"Oh god, hit the deck!"
 

Guitarmasterx7

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I want to either
a) die in an orgy by being crushed by hundreds of naked playboy models. As for last words. "GIRUGAMESH!"
or
b) die doing something impossibly epic, like, catching a nuke with my bare hands and then proceeding to turn it around and ride it back to the base from which it was originally launched.
 

Azeban

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I'd like to never die.

Why is it that whenever somebody's immortal he has to be all whiny about death giving life meaning, and thus immortal life being meaningless? Can't immortal people find joy in the present?
 

Skeleon

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Did you read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? There's this one immortal guy who's become so bored he started going around insulting every inhabitant in the Galaxy.
He's not particularily happy, but at least he's not whiny, either.

Anyway, I guess it's just authors trying to make us mortal people more content with our ultimate fate. I'd prefer to be immortal, too, I'd learn everything there is to know on Earth and then start exploring the universe. There's so much of it, there's bound to always be new stuff around.