The way you would like to die and your last words
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A bullet through my head, my last words would probably be "In you face diseases you can't kill me now"
Smothered by a lovely set of breasts and I would utter "awesome", though you'd only hear "mmm".
I'm joking.
I want to die just as my world domination plan fails, my mind being transferred via cyber-implant to my secret moon base where I am uploaded into a fresh, 18 year old version of myself (fully in-shape and healthy).
My last words are "I'll be back". They're my last words to you because I'll just shoot you when I come back.
I'm joking.
I want to die just as my world domination plan fails, my mind being transferred via cyber-implant to my secret moon base where I am uploaded into a fresh, 18 year old version of myself (fully in-shape and healthy).
My last words are "I'll be back". They're my last words to you because I'll just shoot you when I come back.
Ok, I would for some reason have the knowledge of all the world's nuclear missile launch codes, and some terrorists come to torture me in my luxury penthouse suite to get the codes, I run towards the big glass window, on my way I grab this baby
and a speed loader from the table, jump at the window and load the gun with the speed loader before breaking through the glass and rotating to face the terrorists looking down at me at as I fire the gun at them with my right hand and flip them off with my left. My last words would be a screamed and elongated "FUCK YOU".
and a speed loader from the table, jump at the window and load the gun with the speed loader before breaking through the glass and rotating to face the terrorists looking down at me at as I fire the gun at them with my right hand and flip them off with my left. My last words would be a screamed and elongated "FUCK YOU".
Ran over by a Porsche at full speed and my last sentence to my room mate would be "Well they closed the world of warcraft servers for good today so i gues now is time to go outside to the real world"
My ideal way to die has probably been slightly given away in the epitaph thread, but I'll post it here anyway.
I purchase a lead-lined refrigerator and an atomic device. I put the fridge in the middle of the desert somewhere, climb into it, and set off the nuke. In doing this, I would prove that a fridge, no matter how lead-lined, will not protect you from a nuclear explosion.
Just to show how bad Indy 4 was
I purchase a lead-lined refrigerator and an atomic device. I put the fridge in the middle of the desert somewhere, climb into it, and set off the nuke. In doing this, I would prove that a fridge, no matter how lead-lined, will not protect you from a nuclear explosion.
Just to show how bad Indy 4 was
I stand on the highest peak of the planet at the centre of the universe, surrounded by a thousand concubines and my victorious army of a million worlds, the old emporer of the universe decapitated at my feet, I raise my bloodstained sword in salute and enternity fades to black.
I hear the voice of the ultimate announcer:
Congratulations, RL completed... would you like to play again?
I answer:
No.
I hear the voice of the ultimate announcer:
Congratulations, RL completed... would you like to play again?
I answer:
No.
Filming in my friends Jackass type show.
"Was the camera on...Did you get it?"
Last thing i hear
"Shit the linsce cap was on"
"Was the camera on...Did you get it?"
Last thing i hear
"Shit the linsce cap was on"
I'll leave the situation to your imagination, but it's been agreed that my last words will be "I quit and I'm taking you all with me".
Knowing me, and how things always seems to go, I'd be doing something brave, which is a fancy way of saying 'stupid for the right reasons', and some scenario everyone else already described would happen, involving alot of 'bad guys' and I'd draw whatever was handy as a weapon, and ready myself.
Then, I'd probably yell something like, 'you think you can kill me?'
and it would turn out, they could...
Then, I'd probably yell something like, 'you think you can kill me?'
and it would turn out, they could...
Way To Die: Shooting Someone I Utterly Despise In The Face.
Last Words: I would just like to say, I hate every last one of you and curse every human to ever exist everywhere to rot in the pit.
Last Words: I would just like to say, I hate every last one of you and curse every human to ever exist everywhere to rot in the pit.
