The way you would like to die and your last words

[DM.]

Hah, Snipers are all camping little ma

 

[dontworryaboutit]

"I'm so very bored of this." ~Winston Churchill

"Either that wallpaper goes or I do." ~Oscar Wilde

"Oh no, not again." ~Bowl of Petunias

How about

"How fatal?"

(and the way you would like to die?)

Gored through the heart by a unicorn while strangling a dragon.

Set to the tune of Yakety Sax.

 

[Ashbax]

um...Death by sex is possible right?

 

[Enigma Syndrome]

beaten to death by old people's handbags and walking apparatuses whilst loudly verbalizing hatred for Metamucil and Matlock.

 

[Prometherion]

Trampled by a lot of stampeding bulls, so i could say "A human... tenderised by free range beef, how ironic..."

 

[Mykonos]

Unexpected and Quick.

 

[NeoDeath90]

I want to die in a skydiving accident. I would be facing my fear of heights and pull the parachute cord. I then realize I forgot to put on a parachute.

My last words oh be "Oh, god damnit...."

 

[Spirit_Of_Fire]

I dont really want to die but if I did, my last words would be "I dont regret anything I've done in life"

 

[Spirultima]

um...Death by sex is possible right?

Ever heard of an STD?

 

[Leorex]

my last words would be, "wait, i know how to disarm a nuclear device"
I would then totally blow myself up.

 

[Contradiction]

from an exotic disease at 23
and final words would be "name it after me"

 

[Ashbax]

um...Death by sex is possible right?

Ever heard of an STD?

Not exactly what I had in mind, Bub.

 

[HellbirdIV]

1: A massive explosion.

2: The word "Fuckers".

Sounds about right.

 

[lwm3398]

um... cutting off satan's face before incinerating in the flames of hell while shooting barack obama in the face. last words "I...AM...THE LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

or, while fighting off an army of demons and undead while the universe explodes from the center. the last words "it'sa mea,mario!!!!!!!!

 

[szs0061]

well i wish my first words had been quote so that way my last words could be unquote
(free cookies for whoever can tell me who said that)

 

[Aur0ra145]

Be flying some ridiculously fast airplane and have a wing come off or something. Last words will be "Alpha Mike Foxtrot"

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

well i wish my first words had been quote so that way my last words could be unquote
(free cookies for whoever can tell me who said that)

Steven Wright, wasn't it?

Anyway...
The way I'd like to die: Being hit by a speeding car, which would send me flying through the window of a bakery.
Last words: Ooo, chocolate cake!

 

[The Ultimate 2]

Massive orgy,


speaks for itself huh

Heh Heh, Nice.

 

[Tim Buck II]

I'd prefer to be immortal, too, I'd learn everything there is to know on Earth and then start exploring the universe. There's so much of it, there's bound to always be new stuff around.

This. I'm going to live a perfect, perfect life forever. Ah, immortality.

Although I'd like my last words to be, "For the Shire!" Or "Is this gun loaded?"/"What's wrong with my lightsaber?" while looking directly at where the bullets/laser shoot(s) out of.

Yes, dying in a massive universal battle would be my preferred method of dying. After many, many quadrillions of millions of eons of a good life.