So the news is sort of like: "North Dakota facing massive flooding, dozens evacuated by the National Guard!"instantbenz said:North Dakota is flooding like a mother due to late thawing in the Rockies. The Missouri is currently fucking shit up pretty bad style. Record flooding is imminent throughout the state. Luckily I'm waaay above the flood waters. Nat Guard is on top of it.
[sub]Sorry, I can't ever pass up an opportunity to pass up making jokes at the expense of North Dakota's blandness.[/sub]