The Weirdest Essay You Wrote?

[Doctor What]

The weirdest essay I ever wrote was about how Wal Mart has corrupted our mindset by giving us instant gratification and made us into nonthinking buffoons. 98% on it.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I wrote an essay on video game addiction. I've so far used it 3 times throughout my college years. Not exactly weird, but its certainly interesting getting different grades on it each time.

Isn't that against academic integrity rules?

I wasn't aware that I was breaking any rules...so no. Probably not.

 

[sneakypenguin]

I reviewed a xbox 360. Got an A and the professor still uses it as an example of a good one lol. I usually suck at papers if they are liberal arts. I'm good at things that are concrete though.

 

[Doctor VonSexMachine]

I wrote an essay on video game addiction. I've so far used it 3 times throughout my college years. Not exactly weird, but its certainly interesting getting different grades on it each time.

Isn't that against academic integrity rules?

I wasn't aware that I was breaking any rules...so no. Probably not.

It's for sure not ok.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I wrote an essay on video game addiction. I've so far used it 3 times throughout my college years. Not exactly weird, but its certainly interesting getting different grades on it each time.

Isn't that against academic integrity rules?

I wasn't aware that I was breaking any rules...so no. Probably not.

It's for sure not ok.

...What?

 

[Joe Matsuda]

all I know is, while the essay wasn't weird

I drew a toaster at the end of my ACT test...

...he had a face and was smiling...

 

[DefunctTheory]

I wrote an essay on video game addiction. I've so far used it 3 times throughout my college years. Not exactly weird, but its certainly interesting getting different grades on it each time.

Isn't that against academic integrity rules?

I wasn't aware that I was breaking any rules...so no. Probably not.

It's for sure not ok.

...What?

Its not okay.

You're lucky you're teachers don't require digital copies. They'd nail your ass to the wall if your paper got put into the system.

 

[Ham_authority95]

I wrote an essay on how me writing this essay was a waste of my time.

Got a 100%.

Pretty much this, only I deleted most of it(because every sentence had "shit" in it)and turned in only 1/5th of the requirement.

I got 200% exclusively because most of the class didn't do it.

 

[Gardenclaw]

I once wrote an essay explaining that robins were actually small robots that were controlled by one man. They could be used to attatch themselves to a human brain by drilling in through the eye sockets. The man who controlled the robins could then control the person the robin had attatched itself to. I then argued the man could take over the world if he wished, but had no desire to. Got a B for it which amused me as it was completely insane.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Double posted. Ignore this.

 

[Commissar Sae]

I wrote an essay on video game addiction. I've so far used it 3 times throughout my college years. Not exactly weird, but its certainly interesting getting different grades on it each time.

Isn't that against academic integrity rules?

I wasn't aware that I was breaking any rules...so no. Probably not.

I know it is at my University. As long as the profs don't mention it between each other you should eb alright though. But yeah it is technically academic misconduct that can result in failing the class that catches you doing it and potential expulsion.

Weirdest essay? Can't think of any off the top of my head, I guess my thesis on demonology in high school could have been considered fairly weird.

 

[Marine Mike]

When I was in school, I wrote many many essays. I wrote poetry analysis,about political and religious dilemmas, book reports, and even video game reviews. I even wrote why Manhunt is an educational tool that helps people realize how horrible people are when they are forced to do things for their life! But one of the essays I wrote had to be about how the most recent book we read has to correlate with modern events. Well since it was right when there was a major attack on a US base in Iraq and I just read the Redwall book Mossflower, I was at sort of a loss. I had to completely rephrase the message of the whole book, and say that all the cute woodland rebels were wrong and evil for attacking the poor weasels, ferrets, and stoats inside the castle. I also wrote how that their tactics were terroristic, and solved nothing in the end.
So, what was the weirdest essay you wrote?

Do you recall what base it was that got attacked or when it happened? I may have been there.

Anyways, the weirdest essay I wrote was actually given to me as a punishment by my team leader at the time. I forget what it was about but I remember having to write 5 pages and I managed to pull it all out of my ass, what made it the weirdest essay I've written is the hidden message. on page 3 I spelled "Fuck <inset team leader's name here>" with the first letter of each line. It probably took me longer to make everything line up (team leader's name was 7 letters long) than it took to write the rest of the essay.

It was in Mosul. Their was a humungous Cement Mixer VBID, and there was a huge hole in the gate, but the machine guns tore the terrorists apart.

Nope, I was at the one with the huge Dump Truck VBIED that made a huge hole in the base... That was when they started using ballistic glass and we got issued "black tip" Armor Piercing bullets.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

I wrote an essay on video game addiction. I've so far used it 3 times throughout my college years. Not exactly weird, but its certainly interesting getting different grades on it each time.

Isn't that against academic integrity rules?

I wasn't aware that I was breaking any rules...so no. Probably not.

It's for sure not ok.

...What?

Its not okay.

You're lucky you're teachers don't require digital copies. They'd nail your ass to the wall if your paper got put into the system.

Oops. Good thing they don't have any nails or hammers lying around. Am I supposed to feel bad?

I wrote an essay on video game addiction. I've so far used it 3 times throughout my college years. Not exactly weird, but its certainly interesting getting different grades on it each time.

Isn't that against academic integrity rules?

I wasn't aware that I was breaking any rules...so no. Probably not.

I know it is at my University. As long as the profs don't mention it between each other you should eb alright though. But yeah it is technically academic misconduct that can result in failing the class that catches you doing it and potential expulsion.

Weirdest essay? Can't think of any off the top of my head, I guess my thesis on demonology in high school could have been considered fairly weird.

Oh well.

 

[gigastrike]

I had to write an essay about whether or not 9/11 was a conspiracy and spent the whole report talking about how it's a conspiracy either way without even touching the source material.

I also had to write a complaint letter for a technical writing class and decided to complain to my teacher about unfair grading (I got 140% on the assignment).

 

[mangus]

First year university
Thesis: Potatoes = Cthulhu
Title: The starch that should not be
74%

 

[Ungenericteen]

I had to write an essay about writing the essay I was writing.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Am I supposed to feel bad?

Well, you're only plagiarizing yourself, so no, your not supposed to feel bad.

You're just supposed to stop before someone catches on.

Side Note: I turned in the same Manhattan project report 3 times in high school. Well, sorta: all three times it was re-written, and as time went on it got larger and more comprehensive. But all the same, at its core was the same report, just worded differently (And better).

 

[Mr.Pandah]

Am I supposed to feel bad?

Well, you're only plagiarizing yourself, so no, your not supposed to feel bad.

You're just supposed to stop before someone catches on.

Side Note: I turned in the same Manhattan project report 3 times in high school. Well, sorta: all three times it was re-written, and as time went on it got larger and more comprehensive. But all the same, at its core was the same report, just worded differently (And better).

That is essentially what happened with mine.

 

[likalaruku]

I was such a nerd in schol XD I had 3 good ones; "Why Robin Hood is Gay" "Why Alexander the Great was Gay," & "The History of Sonic the Hedgehog."

 

[wizzerd229]

In a European History Test, i wrote an Essay proclaiming that i agree with Communism