The Weirdest Essay You Wrote?

[sjarri]

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[Popadomus Ohio]

i was doing my GCSE english exam and the question was about global warming. i had to write a fake article about how to combat global warming. i went on a three page rant about plastic bags and farting pure methane into the air. i somehow managaed to get a B despite this.

 

[MortisLegio]

I wrote a persuasive essay on why we should eat "old" people*

*the essay was satirical

Seems like a modest proposal

I Actually it based it off the movie "Soylent Green" but the premise is similar

 

[rokkolpo]

it was an essay about how awesome chickens were.

i got a 9 (wich is a A- in english speaking countries i think)

 

[Kajin]

I somehow managed to turn a one page assignment on student guidelines into a "How To" guide for world domination. How fortunate that my english teacher thought it was funny enough to give a passing grade.