A quick run through the check-list:
Verdict - Try harder.[ ] - Is the thread interesting enough to have been recycled wholesale from hundreds of previous threads?
[ ] - Is the thread original?
[x] - Does the opening post consist of one individuals' perspective stated as an absolute?
[ ] - Is the opening post backed up by tangible facts rather than sweeping generalisations?
[x] - Does the thread contain more than one post by people to whom spelling and grammar are abstract concepts?
[x] - Does a large portion of the thread consist of people with a negative bias toward the subject slapping each other on the back?
[x] - Does the thread seem like a pointless waste of bandwidth?
[ ] - Will the subject matter seem important five years from now?
[x] - Does the thread display evidence of spoiling for a rumble?