The world has had a nuclear war, and you are the only survivor of the human race what do you do?

[TingaWinga]

List the things you would do as the only survivor of the human race
The world is mostly intact apart from the nuclear craters and we will argue for the sake of it that you are weirdly immune to irradiation.
So what do you do?

I would get myself an F1 car and drive it everywhere so I can get everywhere on land and just get a tonne of cool stuff like all the experimental stuff in research labs see if there is anyway to re-populate the human race.

 

[matoasters]

LOOTING. No seriously, I would set up an awesome little home on some rooftop with a great view and all my new stuff. And I would fight off the inevitable zombies. Because there are always zombies...

 

[RaeveSpam]

I would take the nicest car I could find, drive to Stockholm and break into DICE's office to play Battlefield 3

 

[CuteRocketeer]

Learn to fly, or I'd be stuck in Australian and miss the best looting.

 

[Robert Ewing]

I'd loot, a lot. I'd spend years collecting stuff that I'd need to make my final days more comfortable. Because if I'm the only human around, then I can't reproduce. I can try and grow some humans, but strangely enough i don't know how to do that.

I think I could get around, I can fly light aircraft, I can drive, I can drive HGV's, I can drive boats. I'd get everything the world had to offer.

It's not greed, because greed is keeping everything to yourself for nobody else to have. But there is nobody else. :3

I just hope I don't go insane from the loneliness, I don't think I will, but you never know. Blow up dolls are amazing things.

 

[RuralGamer]

Die of radiation poisoning soon after; seriously, if I and I alone survived the nuclear war somehow, the sheer number of bombs required to achieve that would mean the radiation would kill every living thing on the planet eventually.

Else, dunno; as I am highly unlikely to witness or survive a nuclear war, I haven't really thought about it.

 

[TingaWinga]

Die of radiation poisoning soon after; seriously, if I and I alone survived the nuclear war somehow, the sheer number of bombs required to achieve that would mean the radiation would kill every living thing on the planet eventually.

Else, dunno; as I am highly unlikely to witness or survive a nuclear war, I haven't really thought about it.

My words were! "we will argue for the sake of it that you are weirdly immune to irradiation" So radiation cannot damage you! so no dying from radiation you have to live it out like the rest of us! lol

 

[Sarcastic_Applause]

No-one left on the earth but me... well nothing left to do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr7djGY1fhA

 

[RuralGamer]

Die of radiation poisoning soon after; seriously, if I and I alone survived the nuclear war somehow, the sheer number of bombs required to achieve that would mean the radiation would kill every living thing on the planet eventually.

Else, dunno; as I am highly unlikely to witness or survive a nuclear war, I haven't really thought about it.

My words were! "we will argue for the sake of it that you are weirdly immune to irradiation" So radiation cannot damage you! so no dying from radiation you have to live it out like the rest of us! lol

Seriously though, I can't even begin to comprehend what I'd do; realistically I guess that 99.99999% of people would suffer a massive mental breakdown at the thought of that and either go permanently mad or kill themselves. I would be in that majority I suppose.

 

[Fidelias]

I'm stealing myself a tank and learning how to drive it the hard way. Also, I'll learn robotics (since what else do I have to do, I don't have to hunt, cause all the food's there for me and I'm not allergic to radiation apparantly). I'll use parts from the military and my tank to build my own Mechwarrior, probably a Mad Dog, and go on a joyride. Hopefully it won't break...

 

[El Poncho]

I would travel I guess, nothing left to do but see the world...well, what's left of it.

 

[C.O.C]

Go insane and declare my self overlord of the new world you may all bow down before me invisible friends I know you be there!
I'd even have an official ceremony I'd travel the world to visit my subjects and they would supply me with all the food and drink I need from the supermarkets they run I don't need to pay I AM THE OVERLORD BWAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Shakomaru]

Find Aperture. It's supposed to be able to survive that kind of thing right? and there are humans there so...

 

[The Eyeball Moose]

At first I'd think there would be no point in surviving if civilization can't be rebuilt. But then I would lie down for a few minutes and take in the silence and the loneliness, something I have longed for all my life, making me happy forever. Then I'd find a source of food and water, make a little town with little fake people, and govern it for eternity. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002621]

 

[KennardKId5]

I'd read all the books in the world. I hope I don't break my glasses...

 

[Firstmark_Bannor]

With everyone on earth dead except me, I'd be pretty inclined to attempt space flight. I'd fly around the world for a bit but ultimately I would be looking for the best still intact rocket to launch myself in space. Maybe I'd make some gardens before i left. I'd rename earth Stalingrad on my way out.

 

[Jacco]

I would go find a book to read and the subsequently break my glasses just for old times sake.

Edit:

Damn! You ninja'd me! Haha

I'd read all the books in the world. I hope I don't break my glasses...

 

[Dr Jones]

Suicide. World with nothing is a world that aint worth livin in..