The worst films you have ever seen
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This is hilarious! It contains pure failure in the highest form! Everyone watch it until your eyes begin to bleed! (Which is at about the 0:35 mark)Hardcore_gamer said:
Megashark vs Giant Octopus. I'm not making this up. Falls into the so-bad-it's-good category. I will never forget the image of a six hundred foot shark leaping out of the ocean and biting a 747 airliner in half. No, still not making this up.
Battlefield Earth. It's like they boiled all the suck out of every good alien movie ever made and allowed it to congeal in one place just to see what would happen.
Generation X. Made-for-TV stinker based on the comic book. Except not really, since half the characters were brand new for the show, meaning they were lame copies of existing characters nobody had any reason to care about. And since when are Banshee and White Queen in charge? I never cared much about the mutant books but WTF?
Godzilla, the American remake. Godzilla is a guy in a rubber suit destroying model cities and other guys in rubber suits until eventually he gets bored and goes away. And it works. They've made the same movie like 38 times now and people still watch it. Mess with this formula at your peril. I laughed like crazy during Final Wars when CGI Godzilla showed up and rubber-suit Godzilla destroyed him in two seconds flat.
(Captcha: "son, inersea." For a second I could have sworn it said "Son, I am disappoint.")
Battlefield Earth. It's like they boiled all the suck out of every good alien movie ever made and allowed it to congeal in one place just to see what would happen.
Generation X. Made-for-TV stinker based on the comic book. Except not really, since half the characters were brand new for the show, meaning they were lame copies of existing characters nobody had any reason to care about. And since when are Banshee and White Queen in charge? I never cared much about the mutant books but WTF?
Godzilla, the American remake. Godzilla is a guy in a rubber suit destroying model cities and other guys in rubber suits until eventually he gets bored and goes away. And it works. They've made the same movie like 38 times now and people still watch it. Mess with this formula at your peril. I laughed like crazy during Final Wars when CGI Godzilla showed up and rubber-suit Godzilla destroyed him in two seconds flat.
(Captcha: "son, inersea." For a second I could have sworn it said "Son, I am disappoint.")
Exactly, unfortantnly.LiberalSquirrel said:
I think theres still a chance though: Manga and anime normally aren't that more over the top than american comics, but Manga often does get into more serious topics.
We just need the Manga version of the first Spiderman movie that came out in 2000: one that will make hollyood see the value in a making a good anime/manga movie.
Fear not, I know exactly one person in RL who enjoyed it, and I haven't spoken to her in years so it's possible she's come around.manythings said:
OT: I've walked out of three movies, Wing Commander, AI (nothing against the movie, five minutes into the movie I said to myself.. 'wait, I've watched an android trying to be human story thousands of times, why am I even here.' Got up and left) and the latest X-Files movie.
Yeah, I'm hoping for the same thing. I'd love a good live action movie based on one of my favorite manga or anime. A live action Death Note, maybe, to have some mass-market appeal, or even a (very, very R-rated) live-action Berserk, which could be absolutely amazing if they adapted it right.Jabberwock xeno said:
Though I think part of the problem is the licensing tango they'd need to go through to actually get the rights to film an anime/manga. Obviously that's not the only problem, but it's part of it.
Ishtar. Not only was it bad, but my dad used to love the damned thing and watched it over and over again when I was a kid. I was not surprised to find out that reviewers had pretty unanimously hated it.
OH GOD NOT THE BEEES AAAAAARGHEGOHJTGWERGHEGHRRGH!!!BreakfastMan said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU&feature=related
Never seen the movie, but I already think it's going to be hilarious.
Back on topic - I'm very careful about the movies I pay money to see; unfortunately once in a blue moon with purple dots I have a lapse in this practice and I am reconditioned to resume being careful again; so by and far was most likely You Don't Mess With The Zohar.
I never knew you can draw out such a horrible movie for so long. It's like it didn't know whether it wanted to be a superhero movie or bruno or one of those 'Meet The Spartan' spoof movies (which are a waste of time already).
I walked out of the cinema that night feeling so sad...
Queen of the Damned, Twilight, Catwoman - and for being nothing like the hype that surrounded it I would have to add Paranormal Activity as well XP
edit: Oh yes, forgot about Signs, think I managed about 5mins of that XD
edit: Oh yes, forgot about Signs, think I managed about 5mins of that XD
Death note has had like 3+ films in live action made of it, though they were made in japan, there were some theaters showing one a year or two ago here in the states with subtitles.LiberalSquirrel said:
Ah, yes, I probably should have specified that I meant "non-Japanese live action movie:" there's quite a few live-action movies of manga and anime in Japan. Though I didn't know some of the DN live actions were brought over to the States. Huh. The more you know, I guess.Jabberwock xeno said:
XD Thank you for making me laugh.SIXVI06-M said:
...I wish I could forget it. T.T
If you critiqued The Room like Roger Ebert would, it is definitely one of the worst movies ever. If you sit back and enjoy its crappiness, it makes for some good laughs (especially if you've gotten some drinks in to you).
Other movies I consider to be terrible are:
Ultraviolet
Into the Sun
Catwoman
Other movies I consider to be terrible are:
Ultraviolet
Into the Sun
Catwoman
I remember seeing "Meet the Spartans" *shudder*NinjaDeathSlap said:
Another movie which suffered from the problems Meet the Spartans had was Epic Movie. People don't realise that parody movies actually need likeable characters and at least semi-coherent storylines to be funny.
Let's do a Top 5 here!
1) Battlefield Earth: John Travolta is a terrible actor most of the time, and in this film he is joined by a non-sensical plot, ridiculous effects,insultingly bad aliens, and writing so bad that the writers need to be hung by the necks until dead! If you ever see this movie intentionally, then a homeless child will die terribly somewhere in the world. You heartless bastard.
2) Deep Blue Sea: All the problems of the film above, but it didn't have John Travolta. That makes it marginally better. It did have apparently sentient sharks though, which was a terrible story decision, if the film hadn't abandoned the pretense of a story in the first fifteen minutes in favour of pulling off an unimaginative Jaws ripoff. Which, incidently, leads me to...
3) Jaws: The Revenge (Jaws 4): It had possibly the worst mechanical shark I've ever seen in a film. It made me cry the first time I saw it, because I couldn't believe that a) A movie as great as Jaws could spawn such evil and b) because Michael Caine allowed himself to participate in such a travesty.
4) Any of the three Twilight films: I shouldn't have to explain why.
5) Paranormal Activity: Don't even argue with me on this one. Possibly the worst paced movie I've ever seen, with the possible exception of Jaws: The Revenge. Coupled with bad acting, and fact that it isn't in the least scary, made this an absolute waste of $6. And because of an annoying girlfriend, I had the misfortune of seeing it twice.
1) Battlefield Earth: John Travolta is a terrible actor most of the time, and in this film he is joined by a non-sensical plot, ridiculous effects,insultingly bad aliens, and writing so bad that the writers need to be hung by the necks until dead! If you ever see this movie intentionally, then a homeless child will die terribly somewhere in the world. You heartless bastard.
2) Deep Blue Sea: All the problems of the film above, but it didn't have John Travolta. That makes it marginally better. It did have apparently sentient sharks though, which was a terrible story decision, if the film hadn't abandoned the pretense of a story in the first fifteen minutes in favour of pulling off an unimaginative Jaws ripoff. Which, incidently, leads me to...
3) Jaws: The Revenge (Jaws 4): It had possibly the worst mechanical shark I've ever seen in a film. It made me cry the first time I saw it, because I couldn't believe that a) A movie as great as Jaws could spawn such evil and b) because Michael Caine allowed himself to participate in such a travesty.
4) Any of the three Twilight films: I shouldn't have to explain why.
5) Paranormal Activity: Don't even argue with me on this one. Possibly the worst paced movie I've ever seen, with the possible exception of Jaws: The Revenge. Coupled with bad acting, and fact that it isn't in the least scary, made this an absolute waste of $6. And because of an annoying girlfriend, I had the misfortune of seeing it twice.
WELL.
Twilight movies as a whole, Dragon ball Evolution, The lovely bones and any movie with talking animals besides cats & dogs (but only the first one), and lets not go into the movies that have a chimpance as a main character, or a dog playing soccer...
Twilight movies as a whole, Dragon ball Evolution, The lovely bones and any movie with talking animals besides cats & dogs (but only the first one), and lets not go into the movies that have a chimpance as a main character, or a dog playing soccer...
For me, 'twas Amadeus.
Because they might've as well included wolves on jetpacks; the historical accuracy was crap.
Because they might've as well included wolves on jetpacks; the historical accuracy was crap.