The worst films you have ever seen

[commodore96]

The Wrestler

 

[Antidrall]

Avatar, The last Airbender, Trnsformers 2, Napoleon dynamite, Twilight, many others.

 

[The Dutchess]

Date Movie. The only film I have ever walked out of, didn't even want to go see it but was with friends and it's just the most embarassing piece of crap I've ever had the misfortune of seeing.
Also The Mummy 3 (don't even remember the name of the damn movie) It's worse than what they did to Indiana 4.
If I could I would demand my money back from whoever made those piles of dung. I cannot fathom how people make these kind of films and think they've done a good job. Give me their damn paycheck and I will make you a movie that won't suck half as badly.
Oh also Airbender - I haven't even watched the cartoons but I hope whoever did the casting was strung up as an example to others.

 

[Alon Shechter]

like someone from Monty Python sitting in the middle of the stage wearing a dress. I don't mean with some underlying context, I mean just sitting there, no script, no movement, no outside activity.

Yeah, but being Monty Python, we would laugh anyway because they are just funny regardless of what they do.

The worst for me would be American Psycho.
It was just BAD.
Which is sad, because the Wikipedia plot descriptions made it look fantastic.

 

[silent-treatment]

Push. I have never seen such a schizophrenic movie in my entire life. The characterization was all over the board for every character, and it moved weird ( not in the indie kind of weird either).

 

[mysecondlife]

I know who killed me.
....starring Lindsay Lohan (*head to desk)

 

[Arkvoodle]

Clone Wars.


or possibly The Day The Earth Stood Still remake.

 

[ABLb0y]

Garbage Pail Kids. Do I need to justify it?

 

[Zyxx]

Rollerball, the first one. The dullest allegedly 'ultra-violent' spot I've ever seen combined with a script that... well, actually, I couldn't understand a word of dialogue because everyone mumbled the whole way through. How does that even get through production?

Also, "Get Rich or Die Tryin." Yes, the one with 50 Cent. Look, it was college, I was experimenting: it was just the one time. But the scars from that one time will never, ever leave my brain. I need someone to invent a psychic enema so I can purge those memories.

 

[Lateinos]

The Wicker Man (1973).

You didn't like the original? Try watching the remake.

Not a chance. When one hears that a remake of a film that one considers the worst film that they have ever seen is much, much worse, it does not exactly make one want to watch it, if you know what I mean.

The truth is, it is because the Wicker Man remake is a worse movie that it is actually bearable to watch. Nick Cage's yelling and general overacting make the remake infinitely more exciting than the seventies version could ever be.

 

[Private Custard]

The man who saved the world, also jokingly called "Turkish Star Wars" by many.

You don't just win this thread, you fucking destroyed it!!

Yes, I watched most of it!

 

[Dr Jones]

Plan 9. It may be hilarious, but only because it is so terrible,

I'm not gonna say it's the worst. It's kinda cute in it's own way. And i respect Ed Wood a whole lot.

 

[Quantom Quak]

Battlefield Earth..
[shudders]

 

[Fox242]

clash of the titans, no question about it

The old one or the remake?

Anyway, my pick would have to be Disaster Movie. Holy shit was that awful! I actually looked up the plot on Wikipedia and thought that would prepare me to endure the pain. It made it worse. There was so many stretches of time where I had to say "What?" and "Are you kidding me?".

The two headed monster that is Jason Friedburg and Aaron Seltzer have no sense of timing, context, language, or visuals, the ingredients to a comedy let alone a parody film. The party scene and the break dancing scene are prime examples of this. Those two need to be committed so that they cannot make any more of their *insert here* movies.

 

[masher]

Deathbed: The Bed that Eats

Worst. Movie. I've. Ever seen.

 

[Zagzag]

OT: Napolean Dynamite and it is like I'm the only person in the world who saw that garbage for what it was.

I agree wholeheartedly. This would have been my answer, but you got there first. Actually that doesn't mean it can't be my answer. I CONTEST YOUR OWNERSHIP OF THE ANSWER! (or we could share...)

 

[Whateveralot]

Epic Movie. The trailer was all the funny bits. The film was the trailer with a lot of wasted time in between.

 

[MolotoK]

My choice comes down to either

Galaxina (1980)
Barbarella (1968)
or The Legend of Frenchie King (Les Pétroleuses) (1971)

All 3 have stunning women in them (the only reason to watch these movies), but are utterly horrible otherwise.
That said.. Barbarella isn't THAT bad. (Not just because it has Jane Fonda in skimpy outfits)

So.... Galaxina or Les Petroleuses?
I'd say Les Petroleuses is the worse movie, BUT it has a catfight scene between Brigitte Bardot and Claudia Cardinale in it. (Oh yes!)
So...
Galaxina it is!