"Now that the device has been modified to fire both portals, we're pleased to announce an amusing fact. The device is now worth more than all the incomes and internal vital organs of everyone in [subject home town here]."el_emmens said:in an aperture science research facility
Well were you in bed with her?......And was she good looking? Cause without details, I'm not sure that would be a good thing or a bad thing.TheMatt said:This is prolly only for my brothers from Ontario but the worst place I have ever woken up is some chicks house in frickin Quebec.
ROFL!FallenBlade20 said:next to a fat sleeping man and seeing Vaseline on the counter and realizing your but hurts.
Sounds like my trip to Reno.The-Big-D said:Waking up in a bath full of ice tied up finding out someone stole your kidneys.
Sounds like my trip to Reno.The-Big-D said:Waking up in a bath full of ice tied up finding out someone stole your kidneys.