The Worst Products Ever!

[crimson5pheonix]

I see quite a bit of bashing on the ped-egg and I just have to say, it's useful in a very small niche. My dad, for example, uses it because the skin on the bottom of his foot gets too thick, dries out, and cracks open. He swears by the ped-egg.

Edit: Dell, nuff said.

 

[KungFuMaster]

...You're more...something... than I. I was going to puncture the lungs and just wait for them to bleed out/suffocate.

Trained to kill by some of the nastier parts of the United States Army...some things just stick with you.

 

[Archereus]

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I&feature=related

ahahahahahah is all i can say

i agree with you on that one for sure. That by far is the worst product i have ever seen also the most suggestive one at that too.
But for me the most useless product would need to be thigh cream, the cream you put on your thighs to make them smaller

 

[countrysteaksauce]

http://listverse.com/miscellaneous/top-10-worst-products-ever/

Since when has spunk not meant sperm in the United States? Coca-Cola should be on the failblog for that.

 

[Uberjoe19]

I love the part in the Sunggie commercial where the whole family is at the "sporting event." They all look like members of a cult, specificly, the Mythic Dawn.

I found that the old man lounging around in his chair was comical. Like a cult leader in his day off.

Back on hand: Does anyone remember those knives that were sold in the 1970s(I saw an old ad), something like banzi or something. Those apparently don't work well.

Ginsu knives??

 

[Uberjoe19]

Girls Gone Wild.

"Not Giving a Fuck" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8 ) Too many bad side effects.

Miley Cyrus album.

Banana holder. The ones that fit AROUND the banana. It looks like something a porn star masturbates with because just bananas aren't good enough anymore.

Segway. I was in the mall and a bobby (policeman) was on one. He looked bloody retarded. Ugh.

Jon Lajoie is fuckin' hilarious!

 

[oopsdidn'tmeanto]

Oxy Clean did nothing while I was cleaning the house. Magic Eraser saves the day!

I'm more concerned about the children's stuff they sell nowadays. Bendaroos? My pyromaniac friend volunteered to make those for my little cousin, so they both got something out of it. Those water pens, (the licensed name escapes me...) seem clever to the parent, but you piss off those creative kids that enjoy control over COLOR.

Billy Mays has always annoyed the hell out of me.

 

[inkheart_artist]

The Ped-Egg, never have i actually thought about buying it, it just seems like a terrible idea.
Basically, for those who've never heard about it, the ped-egg is pretty much a cheese grater for your feet,
which handily holds the grated skin in a compartment, for later use.
My friend tells me his dad uses a file instead. Both i think are bad ideas.
Ugh

No worse then the way i do it-- cutting it off with toe nail clippers or using a knife when in a bind.

 

[Uberjoe19]

Lol, what's with the hate on shamwow? Vince is my hero.

Billy Mays and all his products however...
Another product I saw was some rubber sort of thing that apparently fixed leaks, could pull a truck, hold shelves up ect. Not so sure that that worked.

Mighty Putty! lol.

I hate infomercials with passion.

Don't we all?!

 

[Snotnarok]

http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/dvd-rewinder.jpg

Nothing can beat that.

Okay I thought I might have a winner but that sir is the winner hands down, here's my favorite rip off, a piece of plastic with straps on them.

http://www.funslides.com/StaticWeb/products/FunSlides.html

 

[Uberjoe19]

http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/dvd-rewinder.jpg

Nothing can beat that.

Okay I thought I might have a winner but that sir is the winner hands down, here's my favorite rip off, a piece of plastic with straps on them.

http://www.funslides.com/StaticWeb/products/FunSlides.html

I think Kukul has just won the thread!

 

[Snotnarok]

http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/dvd-rewinder.jpg

Nothing can beat that.

Okay I thought I might have a winner but that sir is the winner hands down, here's my favorite rip off, a piece of plastic with straps on them.

http://www.funslides.com/StaticWeb/products/FunSlides.html

I think Kukul has just won the thread!

Think? No, he wins because many people fell for that useless product, I guess you can blame blockbuster always sassin' ya for not rewinding those big bricks called VHS, maybe making people think you need to rewind that new fangled optical media of the future. But yes there were people who bought DVD rewinders, a product that did nothing but give your DVD a confusing useless ride.

 

[Incompl te]

can't find the link but a read a article on pointless inventions. Someone claimed to invent swinging on a swing. not the actual swing itself but SWINGING! someone made a strange device where one turns a crank to have a boot hit him in the buttocks for enjoyment and pleasure...

 

[Azeban]

Windows Vista.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I was just on another thread where the Snuggie was brought up. Essentially, it's a blanket with sleeves. The ad promises that you won't need to expose your arms to the cold to turn the pages while lying under a blanket.

In that one shot where all the people wearing maroon Snuggie's are around a fire...they look vaguely like cult members, to me.

Another lame product is the Smitten.. it's a pair of mittens with a third freakish one that you can hold the hand of your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse/lover/mom/etc.
It's like.. I love you so much I want our skin to be touching at ALL TIMES.

 

[Uberjoe19]

I'd say the game called Ballbreaker.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

All things JML.
My brother got suckered in by The Magic Bullet. It said in the ad that it could make delicious smoothies, nacho cheese and a lot of other stuff. But it was a piece of shit and didn't last a year.