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NAKEDsnake2010

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The "press charges if you draw blood" rule in myschool. I get in a fight im gonna draw blood and so will most other people that get in fights. Especially the girls in my school. Not a single one apparently learned how to throw a fist so its all claws. More girls have criminal records in myschool than guys do because of this rule.
 

Jeremy66

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So I'm at school in gym. This kid takes my backpack, and I asked him where it was. When he just brushes me off, I kind of hold him against a locker, and I'm all "Dude, where is it?". After just looking him in the eye, I thought 'fuck it.' As I walk off, he kicks me square in the nuts. From behind. So I pin him against a locker, and I'm seconds away from punching him out when I decide it's not worth it. I walk away as he goes crying to an attendant yelling "I was choking him". I get suspended for three FUN filled days as my mom goes ballistic, and I get to make up a ton of work. Self Defense = Suspension. Yay!
 

goatzilla8463

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I told a teacher to kiss my arse.

Come to think about it, I probably diserved everything that I got.
 

BladeOfAkriloth

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Well back at school vandalysm wasn't very well defined so when i flipped a coin and it hit the ceiling, a teacher saw me ( note, THAT type of teacher, ye know, the one who's 50 years old, never got married, prolly never got laid, no kids ya know, kinda what they had at Auschwitz) started yelling at me on how dare i destroy the historyc monument in which i learnt....

good thing we don't have detention round here, they can't keep us in school against our will :D
 

Lord Thodin

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My friend has low blood sugar. It was lunch time. He hadnt any breakfast, so i offered to purchase him a baggy of chips. The fire alarm went off signaling a drill. I stood at the machine kicking it till the baggy came out but by that time i had been asked 20+ times to leave by the "cafeteria monitor". I refused until i got what I paid for. Once i had it, i ventured outside like the rest of the school. Once back inside I was given a 4 hour after school detention for insubordination basically. For going against what I was told. For giving a shivering person nourishment. I make it sound sappy mostly due to the fact that after school is the only time I have to play Magic: The gathering before work. No Magic for a Week. Twas bullshit.
 

Abedeus

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lm2f said:
My entire school board are a bunch of **** holes in general, just in the past year I got suspended for the most retarded reasons, I a poem I wrote "twas the night before Christmas pedobear was being a pedobear" and that got me suspended until January, the next month I got in a fight and for that I was in a mental hospital for a week, then indefinitely suspended and they're still not letting me into school. I'm in grade 11 BTW.

The year before that in middle school I had to pay $50 for throwing a kid's doodled hat out of the bus window and accused me of beating girls, WTF? Before that in grade 8 I had a science teacher who would mark me wrong on tests because "she said so" and it was one of my most vivid memories of getting BSed. Another year before that in grade 7 I got in massive trouble for helping my friend cheat on a test, he got away with nothing while I had to endure a 2 month ****storm. The best part of all this? The assistant principal I had deal with moved WITH ME to my new school.
Sounds to me like you should learn some basic facts.

Don't use jokes with pedophiles amongst the adults. I have a teacher that tells funny jokes and uses swears (but rarely, just to illustrate a point or when telling us a story) and he would probably just explain to you why it's a bad thing. But then again, you were in 11th grade, by then you should've known better.
 

Stalk3rchief

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HA!
Mine has a story behind it. My school is by far the worst ever.
After my mom died of cancer I missed two weeks of school. To any one that was human and had a conscience, that would make sense. Not to them =D
I was unceremoniously expelled and have yet to find a new school to go to.
=]
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 

No One Jones

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Being in the military there is no limit of ridiculous rules or limitations or indignities or outright idiocy I must endure on a daily basis. So I'd have to say virtually 90% of military rules and regulations and 99% of Virginia state common laws.
 

Chrissyluky

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IxionIndustries said:
The dress code that they started pushing upon us in the 4th grade.

pimppeter2 said:
The end of dodgeball. Ohh humanity, this is where you went wrong.
.....This too.
Anyone who hates dodgeball isn't human!
i hated the dress code too T.T your telling me im 18 years old and i cant wear what i want to wear?!
 

mightyfoo69

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Stalk3rchief said:
HA!
Mine has a story behind it. My school is by far the worst ever.
After my mom died of cancer I missed two weeks of school. To any one that was human and had a conscience, that would make sense. Not to them =D
I was unceremoniously expelled and have yet to find a new school to go to.
=]
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
i would sue lol
 

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Not sure if this thread is about school rules or rules/laws in general, but here's one that pisses me right off.

When i'm driving my car and i hit a bicyclist, it would stand to reason that i be held responsible. No arguement there right?

Now by the same logic, if the bicyclist charges up in front of my car, even though i have right of way, and i hit them, i should not be held responsible right? WRONG. In The Netherlands, where i live, the bicyclist is considered the weaker road user under law. So it doesn't mater who causes the accident, the car driver will ALWAYS be blamed. If i'm standing in front of a red light and some drunk wako on a bike hits my car, flies headfirst onto the pavement and bleeds to death right there on the spot, I will have to pay the price, simply because i was in the car at the moment his drunk ass rammed my car and dented the bodywork.

Since bicyclist piss me right off anyway, i might just start using this rule to plow every single one of them off the road and into the damned ditch...
 

mightyfoo69

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Pielikey said:
In elementary, there was an asshole who would play with us (Capture the flag).
He always sucked, and eventually he told the teacher. Then they changed the rules so that we couldn't play Capture the Flag.
Happened again with Tag. And we can't let him NOT play with us because then, he'd still tell the teacher.


My Elementary school really sucked. Of course, it was a re purposed jail. (Brick walls, metal window frames, all it needed were bars over the windows. Many people have mistaken it for prison.)

Oh the scars of my childhood... *shudder*
i feel a connection, seeing as i played tag until it was outlawed in the 3rd grade because me and my friend were running away from a the person that was IT.

We ran to a slide and climbed the ladder (which was one of 3 ladders on this wooden 10-15 ft tall slide, and the steps on the ladders were pipes), as soon as we realized he was behind us, we jumped off the ladder and landed on the ground. when the person that was IT jumped, he leaned forward a bit too much and hit every pipe on the way down and cracked his head open.

ah good times, but that dude was never really the same lol
 

ArcWinter

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The unspoken "do not alienate yourself socially" rule. Us insane people can't express ourselves properly.
 

mightyfoo69

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falcon1985 said:
Not sure if this thread is about school rules or rules/laws in general, but here's one that pisses me right off.

When i'm driving my car and i hit a bicyclist, it would stand to reason that i be held responsible. No arguement there right?

Now by the same logic, if the bicyclist charges up in front of my car, even though i have right of way, and i hit them, i should not be held responsible right? WRONG. In The Netherlands, where i live, the bicyclist is considered the weaker road user under law, so i doesn't mater who causes the accident, the car driver will ALWAYS be blamed. If i'm standing in front of a red light and some drunk wako on a bike hits my car, flies headfirst onto the pavement and bleeds to death right there on the spot, I will have to pay the price, simply because i was in the car at the moment his drunk ass rammed my car and dented the bodywork.

Since bicyclist piss me right off anyway, i might just start using this rule to plow every single one of them off the road and into the damned ditch...
any rule/law in general

Here in the US we have the same law but not as strict as that.

but we do have a law, in which a person stops in front of you and a rear end collision occurs, its the person in backs fault. Even if the person stops randomly at any given time and place.
 

InvisibleMilk

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Stalk3rchief said:
HA!
Mine has a story behind it. My school is by far the worst ever.
After my mom died of cancer I missed two weeks of school. To any one that was human and had a conscience, that would make sense. Not to them =D
I was unceremoniously expelled and have yet to find a new school to go to.
=]
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
0.0 Douchebags.
 

Gaderael

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Wow. You guys went to some crazy strict schools. Back when I was in high school, I used to draw pictures all over the desks. The janitor used to get rid of them, but eventually, I started taping paper over them, and he and everyone else would get the point and leave it alone for me to finish. I had one going for a week at one point.

As someone stated earlier, marijuana laws are pretty stupid.

I also don't understand the prostitute laws in Canada. You can be one, and sell your services all fine and dandy, but if someone goes to purchase said services, they get busted.

Oh, and smoking laws are getting odd now. I can completely understand not having smoking inside bars, restaurants or whatever, but now where I'm from, they don't even let you light up on the deck, which you know, is OUTSIDE, and well away from the door. Oh, and I think you also have to be ten feet away from public entrances while smoking in public, which in some cases would force you into the road, if it were actually enforced.

Public drunkenness laws can be dumb too. I mean, I don't drink a lot, but I mean, if someone decides to walk home after a night on the town, instead of trying to drive, or they cannot afford a cab, they can be hauled in to the drunk tank by the police if they're seen staggering home.

Oh, and down in the states, if you are caught, say, peeing behind a bush or something, they can actually place you on the sex offenders list, which basically ruins you for life, all because your bladder needed the release.

Hunting laws in my area are dumb as well. Okay, I don't hunt, at all(but if someone else kills it, I'm not going to complain and I'm eating some moose steak, it's already dead, I cannot let it go to waste), but here, you have a lottery basically saying where and when you can hunt. So, if you're up to your cabin, and a moose walks on to your property, you cannot shoot it if your cabin is not what you have on your license.

Okay, I think I'm done now. Phew.
 

Tartarga

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the law that says you have to be 18 to vote for president and stuff
what the hell am i supposed to do with all my political opinions