The Worst Song You've Ever Heard

[Ophiuchus]

I don't know what was worse about that song, the song itself or the fact she confuses London Bridge with Tower Bridge (It may sound petty, but it pisses me off as a Londoner as they are pretty different).

Heh, ask anyone who doesn't live in London to pick London Bridge out of a picture line-up of bridges in the city, guaranteed they'll pick Tower Bridge... particularly Americans, it would seem. London Bridge itself is about the least memorable structure in the entire city.

[small]I'm a Londoner too. Well, sort of - proud Essex boy living in London. It counts. [/small]

 

[Timbydude]

I'm really really sorry to do this to you guys...

Have you not heard his new single?!? We've got a masterpiece on our hands.

 

[-Samurai-]

I'm really really sorry to do this to you guys...

Have you not heard his new single?!? We've got a masterpiece on our hands.

I'm gonna start saying Facebook like him...Fazebuuk.

 

[Neevar]

I'm crying because how crap it is.

dude, this thread is awsome. i don't really have any songs to post, i mean i had, but after seeing some of the crap other ppl posted, my list is useless. But i cant stop laughing my ass off. First it was Niko Bellic and now this...i don't know how to call him but 0:21 and forth this "monkey of a man" is sooooooo disturbing and funny at the same time. he looks like a retard. i can't even know how to explain the way i see this but i just CAN NOT stop laughing. thanks Mana.

 

[BonsaiK]

Would this choice be because you're a guitar teacher and you're sick of hearing it?

Well, I would argue that it just sucks (the Dylan version is shit too but I couldn't find it as easily on YouTube), but no doubt having to teach the stupid song to people relentlessly has somewhat skewed my opinion in the negative... only slightly though, I hated it before too.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

The Eric Cartman version of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"; I hate the song to begin with but this song was like being kicked in the balls repeatedly. Oddly enough I couldn't get it out of my head for days!

This one is considered the worst song by a lot of people. Me, I kind of like it.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Yeah. I dare you to make it to the end.

It's terribly but in a strange way, amazing.

...what the fuck did I just watch?

this is not very relevant but will make you rage harder than your video

 

[AvsJoe]

I hate a lot of music by Twizted, Shaggy 2 Dope, ICP, and the like. Not because it's suddenly cool to hate them (Fuckin' magnets and all), but because I grew up withing farting distance of Detroit and most of my friends are huge fans. There are exceptions, I like ICP's My Axe for instance, but I hate almost all of it.

 

[Retardinator]

Guess there's not many Balkan people around here...

I can't believe I actually found a use for that video.

NIKO BELLIC!!!!!!!! lmao

Holly crap i laughed my ass off.

I'm from around the Balkans, and i know this type of music, but this dude is TOP. He's having a damn stroke! oh man i cant stop laughing. And what the hell does "coocha coocha posso" means?! ..AHAHA

And the girl at 3:02 cant stop laughing. it's like, he told her "yo *****, this is my friend's bar so, come, be in my video-clip or he'll fire your ass." and she just looks around confused and amused at the same time. She'd want to get out of the shot, but she cant. Oh that's just hilarious.

l.e. i've just noticed the title. it's actually "kuca poso" lol

I'd say it's more like embarrassed: "Who the hell is this guy and why is there a camera taping me? I hope nobody sees me like this..."

The title in literal translation is: House-job. As in he's living in New York and he just goes back and forth between those two.

 

[Bon_Clay]

EDIT: Actually, I stand corrected. There is one worse.

Dear god, as a fan of anime since I was like 5 years old that really hurt me deep down. I was going to go with the obvious Brokencyde, but that song is the first thing to actually offend me in quite a while.

I think I have to go cry in my room for a while.

 

[TheRobotandtheBeast]

The Chicken Dance...I'm Not Linking it EVER. This song makes my physically afraid for my safety.

 

[chieften]

This is the song that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friend...

 

[Human_Sacrifice]

Jason Derulo's . That man is a fucking prick.

 

[Human_Sacrifice]

EDIT: Actually, I stand corrected. There is one worse.

I can't really be offended by this because he sounds so retarded that it's hilarious. And if a retard tries to insult you, you really don't take it to heart.

Or maybe it's the fact that he's so incoherent that I couldn't make out any offensive lyrics at all.

 

[Choose a Username]

Empire State of Mind.

I fucking hate that song.


First off, it's been done before, way better. By me actually. She completely ripped me off, it sounds exactly like the time I recorded myself clawing at a chalkboard while two cats fought in the corner of the room and an inept composer rang out a dull-as-ditch-water piano lilt so boring that I didn't even know the piano was there.

There's hundreds of people who love this song, but they're just too easily impressed. The verses, lyrics and melody are bland and lifeless and the chorus is just horrible to listen to. To top it off, they put Jay-Z over the top? Ugh... didn't you hear how he and Linkin' Park destroyed "Yesterday"?

Here, torture yourself with this:


If this is your thing then great, good for you. But I stand by my opinion, otherwise it wouldn't be my opinion.

I really feel sorry for you if Numb/Encore/Yesterday is one of the worst songs you've heard, seeing as it's an amazing song.
I guess this is just MY OPINION but you seem very musically ignorant if you can't appreciate such a song.

OT: That Video Games song that someone else posted already, yeah...
I gavomited

 

[Purple Shrimp]

Ha, my Dad just started playing The Doors in the next room, now that is good music

nice, Ray Manzarek rules

 

[k-ossuburb]

Snip.

I really feel sorry for you if Numb/Encore/Yesterday is one of the worst songs you've heard, seeing as it's an amazing song.
I guess this is just MY OPINION but you seem very musically ignorant if you can't appreciate such a song.

OT: That Video Games song that someone else posted already, yeah...
I gavomited

"Musically ignorant"? What does that even mean? Just because I don't share the same tastes as you do doesn't make me "ignorant". If I don't like a song it's because I know why I don't like it, there's always a reason. I know enough about music to know that they completely mangled this classic. None of it fits together; if you're going to pay homage to a classic like "Yesterday" the least you could do is write a score that compliments the lyrics and its message and not have some idiot speak the words over the top of the singing.

 

[Sirisaxman]

Don't press play unless you have a death wish

Lol. I got tears running down my face, and I think I have the hiccups now. Thanks. =P