The Worst Song You've Ever Heard

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Chewster

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I've had this one running through my bloody head for weeks now. Someone make it stop.


Though, to be fair, she isn't a professional, so she has more of an excuse then the rest of these bleeding artists.

EDIT: And as much as Ke$ha offends me in every possible way and even though this is probably an unpopular opinion, her tracks are vaguely tolerable relative to some of the utterly un-listenable dirge that has been posted here (I'm thinking of that Hello Kitty one, up there), even if her music is devoid of any intelligence or shred of originality.
 

Lord Beautiful

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badgersprite said:

...I...I don't even...

The only redeeming factor this song has was that Todd In The Shadows did a hilarious review of it. This is quite seriously the worst excuse for music I've ever heard.

EDIT: Actually, I stand corrected. There is one worse.

You've heard this, right? I think it's even worse than "Anime."
I'm not sure if this guy is serious. There's no way he can write this horribly, "sing" this horribly, and act this horribly without there being a joke somewhere.
 

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P.I.Staker said:

And i thought rap was already bad, but this takes it to a entire different plain of existence!


How could anyone forget this talented lady?


What can i possibly say?


This man looks and sounds like the real life version of Herbert the Pervert. And on that note...

/thread
SWAIM by any chance?

Also, how the hell have people not mentioned this song yet?

 

Squarez

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This song is so bad it's actually amazing. It's amazing how you can make a song that bad and think it's good enough to be released.


I advise everyone watches it at least once. If you can get through it all without at least raising a smile you have no soul.
 

Fooz

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Can i Smell Yo Dick?.....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc





i mean seriously, wtf was she thinking
 

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badgersprite said:
EDIT: Actually, I stand corrected. There is one worse.

I don't normally listen to bad music, and then I listened to this, and as an anime fan, I'm now pissed, and offended.

"I'm in the kitchen cookin' up my anime..."

What. The. Fuck.
 

badgersprite

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Dango said:
badgersprite said:
EDIT: Actually, I stand corrected. There is one worse.

I don't normally listen to bad music, and then I listened to this, and as an anime fan, I'm now pissed, and offended.

"I'm in the kitchen cookin' up my anime..."

What. The. Fuck.
I stand by my theory that this wasn't written in any way, shape or form. Someone just put a microphone next to Mr. Boy here and recorded him slurring incoherently in his sleep. It's the only logical explanation. I can't think of anything else that makes sense.
 

Artina89

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Abba and Celine Dion are two acts at which I try to avoid at all costs. Unfortunately they are two of the musical acts (among others which I also dislike) that my mother loves. At least she has discovered the merits of headphones.
 

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DJDarque said:
Antitonic said:
Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd

...As covered by the Scissor Sisters
You've made me sad. That's one of the greatest songs ever.

EDIT: I apologize. I spoke before I actually opened it. Yes Comfortably Numb performed by anyone other than Pink Floyd is terrible. My bad.
I kinda liked it, and Linkin Park are shit. It's 2010, get over them, they're so shit!
*ducks and covers*

k-ossuburb said:
Empire State of Mind.

I fucking hate that song.

Great song, honestly here. She does have a good voice, I don't what you are on about. I can't think of anyway you can class that as being a bad voice? What is it about it that's bad? It's a good song, so what if it's mainstream pop music. Mainstream doesn't mean shit and neither does pop.

Oh and if it wasn't for this song we wouldn't have this so shut up.

 

tigermilk

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Under My Thumb by The Rolling Stones is deeply unpleasent and misgynisitic, it pretty much ruined the Stones for me.
 

CarpathianMuffin

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Baron_Rouge said:
Brokencyde. Specifically Freaxxx, but i really can't tell the difference between any of them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0
Ugh, this. So very this.

How anybody could like that is beyond me.
 

xXAsherahXx

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The Angel and the Gambler, by Iron Maiden. I never thought that group could do anything wrong until I heard that abomination. Just try and get through it without vomiting.
 

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ManaAdvent said:
Now that you posted it, every time those damn Kidz (with a "z") Bop commercials come around, I mute the TV. I haven't recently, though, because I never watch TV anymore. Damn digital TV boxes.

OT: I haven't had the bad fortune to hear an ear rotting piece of crap yet, but for everyone else, here's something to clean it out.

 

Ih8pkmn

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Party in the USA by Miley "Sellout" Cyrus. This is played almost non-fucking-stop in my gym class, along with Poker Face. I can live with Lady Gaga encouraging exercise, but when I hear Hear the first note of this song come on, I want to stuff my fingers in my ears until I can touch my brain.
 

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Ih8pkmn said:
I can live with Lady Gaga encouraging exercise,
Strangely, that's exactly what my dad does. He listens to Lady Gaga while he exercises. Just listen to a few TF2 Heavy Gagas/Biebers and it'll be fine.