N-Dubz Every time they appear on my radio I get a hernia. I had to turn Chris Moyles off because they were both in a contest to see who could tounge the balls of the other the most.
Cascada - Evacuate The Dancefloor They aren't that bad... but they earn their spot here for not listening the first two times when they were laughed out and for stopping Kasabian hitting number 1.
Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart Auto-tuned shit that is catchier than small pox.
Robbie Williams - Bodies When will he learn that he stopped being relevant several million years ago?
To avoid Messy blowing up when they read this...
Snow Patrol - Just Say Yes Snow Patrol on auto pilot.
U2 - Get On Your Boots Wow, Bono. Really? These are the best non preachy songs you can come up with? You fucking suck.