The Worst Songs Of 2009

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Vault boy Eddie

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popdafoo said:
The only 2009 CDs I have are Black Clouds & Silver Linings by Dream Theater, Pray for Villains by Devildriver, and I Told You I Was Freaky by Flight of the Conchords. And all of those songs are good. But whenever I turn on the radio I hear some pretty terrible music but not enough to see who wrote it and what it's called. I stay away from that.
This! DT can't do no wrong in my book. They are way too epic for words. My tat is there logo. As for the worst. Lady Gaga, anything on disney that sings, and whatever mtv plays.
 

messy

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jackanderson said:
La Roux - In For The Kill This woman sounds like a cat in a bag being drowned in the River Thames whilst a mega phone is taped to it's gob.
See another song that you're meant to dance to. It's all about the beat, now you may think this means its a bad song. I just thing you're using them the wrong way if I'm honest.

Although I actually love La Roux; to listen and dance to.

Oh and I wanna mention the Jonas Brothers as contenders; pick a song any song
 

Bigeyez

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Birthday Sex and that Hanna Montana song get my vote.

On a side note is Lady Gaga really all that bad? I haven't heard all her music but she seems better the 90% of the other garbage on the radio (I know thats not saying much but yeah)...and at least she actually sings and isn't auto-tuning all her music...or have I just missed the songs that make everyone on the internet hate her?
 

Hiphophippo

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Don't make this more complicated than need be. The obvious answer is "anything played on anything touted as popular radio."
 

tk1989

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jackanderson said:
Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow And to think that I was excited for the Black Eyed Peas to return.

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This gets my vote. I hated this song
 

Woodsey

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Lady Gaga's awful.

Funnily enough when Cartman sang Poker Face it was fantastic - it must just be that pretentious ***** when she sings: "Oh look at me I'm so hideous and I dress like a freak show! Love me for my shitty little cup and saucer I take around everywhere!"
 

jackanderson

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JLS - Beat Again When will the British public tire of seeing vapid pretty boys who can't sing perform fucking awful love songs?

Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Heldon - Bonkers Endless fucking noise. Make it stop!

Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling I was hoping Boom Boom Pow would be one of those shit lead singles on an album that'd be great. Then I heard this. Then I burned my copies of Monkey Business and Elephunk.

By the way: I don't hate all Rap/Hip-Hop. Case in point: Jay-Z.
 

FranzTyphid

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jackanderson said:
La Roux - In For The Kill This woman sounds like a cat in a bag being drowned in the River Thames whilst a mega phone is taped to it's gob.
i will kill you for that...
2009 has had nothing but great music i heard someone say bonkers thats a tune!
 

Jedamethis

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Hiphophippo said:
Don't make this more complicated than need be. The obvious answer is "anything played on anything touted as popular radio."
Ah but we are looking for a single song.

OT: I recognize very few of these, so I have no idea
 

Thisbedutch

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jackanderson said:
Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow And to think that I was excited for the Black Eyed Peas to return.
I was forced to listen to this song on repeat during the holidays by my friend's little sister and it makes me want to kill things. It's the Fergie bit that winds me up; I had to ask aforementioned sister what the hell "I'm so 2008, you're so 2000-and-late" was supposed to mean, and even when I knew my response was "BUT THAT MAKES NO SENSE".

I prefer to dwell on the good releases of the year. Rammstein's new album saved my soul.
 

wooty

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jackanderson said:
La Roux - In For The Kill.
First time I saw a video with her/him/it in, I actually thought it was an old David Bowie track
 

The Rascal King

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THREE.OH.MOTHERFUCKING.THREE - Don't Trust Me

It makes me want to spine-rip every hipster teenager in America
 

jackanderson

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N-Dubz Every time they appear on my radio I get a hernia. I had to turn Chris Moyles off because they were both in a contest to see who could tounge the balls of the other the most.

Cascada - Evacuate The Dancefloor They aren't that bad... but they earn their spot here for not listening the first two times when they were laughed out and for stopping Kasabian hitting number 1.

Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart Auto-tuned shit that is catchier than small pox.

Robbie Williams - Bodies When will he learn that he stopped being relevant several million years ago?

To avoid Messy blowing up when they read this...

Snow Patrol - Just Say Yes Snow Patrol on auto pilot.

U2 - Get On Your Boots Wow, Bono. Really? These are the best non preachy songs you can come up with? You fucking suck.