The Worst Songs Of 2009

[Rigs83]

All of them or Britney Spears Circus.

 

[Cockney_Jesus]

Where do I start!?

Anything by Lady Gaga.
Boom Boom Pow and I Gotta Feeling.
Pitbull.
Cheryl Cole's new song (which only did well because she's famous!)

I Gotta Feeling is the worst though. I could write a song like that:

I can't wait for tonight!
I'm gonna drink til I feel right!
Yeah yeah yeah! I'm gonna party with my friends!
I hope this night never ends!

.........*contacts record company*

 

[Doctor_Insano]

ok, brokenclyde: freaxxx: gets my vote for worst fucking combination of musical styles, i had thoughts of killing them just to make the "bad noises" stop. they had ideas, sure, about combining musical genres, and without a doubt: they have failed. i'm sure their parents are proud.

jerimih: birthday sex: awful song, it takes the ever loved "shit R&B" to a new low. learn to spell.

lady gaga: just dance: why not dance in a fucking minefield already, blow up and let us revel in your destruction, btw: sexy? you? hahahahaHAHAHAHhaHAhahaHA!

black eyed peas: anyhting they have released recently: here's a suggestion guys: lose fergie, and then disband.

my thanks to this thread to introducing me to the forst 2 songs on this list. i feel dirty now... you bastards

 

[The Great JT]

WOAH WOAH WOAH. Lonely Island is PARODYING the rap subculture, DO NOT play that song straight. If you saw the music video the fact that it's satire becomes clearer. Watch it, it's hilarious and certainly NOT serious.

And annoying as fuck.

 

[Doctor_Insano]

i have to add Brittany spears: womanizer: way to take a riff from an econoline crush song, beat it to death with a mallet and then redistribute it as something original: the "one shining star" of shit. you suck.

 

[RanD00M]

Anything that brokeNCYDE have done, are doing and are planning to do in the future The Four Horsemen called. They said they'll be here just after tea time.

I think you just answered your own question.

 

[A Weary Exile]

All of them, because modern music is about as enjoyable as drinking a glass of hot arsenic.

 

[Kris015]

Party in the USA, anyone?

Nah, Miley is pretty HAWT...

 

[Uber Evil]

Party in the USA, anyone?

Nah, Miley is pretty HAWT...

Eh? Are you on something, or is that sarcastic.

 

[TheZapper]

Anything out of a UK act this year. Not only have we seen the inexplicable rise of talentless shit like Pixie Lott, JLS and La Roux(In For The Kill being the first song that has given me actual physical pain), we have also seen Dizzee Rascal lose his way (Holiday),the pointless launch of Cheryl Cole's solo career despite the fact she has no talent and the return of Robbie Williams, picking up where he left off with a truly awful song.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I'm at a loss to think of a single good one.

 

[Gaderael]

This song is awful. It's played over and over and the auto-tuning makes me want to stab my ears.

 

[Julianking93]

I make it a point not to listen to any new pop music but sometimes, you just can't get away from it.

So my vote goes for Boom Boom Pow (how the hell does anyone like that shit?)

 

[wordsmith]

You know, Gotta Feeling and Boom Boom Pow are both saved by one major factor. They mix incredibly well with a lot of other songs, in the same way that Day And Night mixes well with a lot of stuff (Boom Boom Pow vs Day and Night... Wow)

I think Brokencyde probably takes it, unless Kanye West's Love Lockdown was released this year? Seriously mate... You're a rapper, put down the autotune and pick up the pad.

 

[Julianking93]

Party in the USA, anyone?

Nah, Miley is pretty HAWT...

Really?

She's pretty fugly to me...

She looks like someone bashed her in the teeth with a hot iron. Plus, she's related to Billy Ray Cyrus so she's instantly unattractive.

 

[Zedzero]

Party in the USA, anyone?

Nah, Miley is pretty HAWT...

Really?

She's pretty fugly to me...

She looks like someone bashed her in the teeth with a hot iron. Plus, she's related to Billy Ray Cyrus so she's instantly unattractive.

I really hope You where kidding, she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fugly. If I was forced to f**k her, I would chopped off my fireman instead (cookie for the reference).

 

[Julianking93]

Party in the USA, anyone?

Nah, Miley is pretty HAWT...

Really?

She's pretty fugly to me...

She looks like someone bashed her in the teeth with a hot iron. Plus, she's related to Billy Ray Cyrus so she's instantly unattractive.

I really hope You where kidding, she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fugly. If I was forced to f**k her, I would chopped off my fireman instead (cookie for the reference).

No, I'm not. She's ugly as hell and that voice of hers makes me want to rip my dick off and throw it in the river if it meant getting away from it.

Oh, and I think that reference was from South Park.