CloudStrife1038 said:I pissed myself, said nothing, then went home.
Hahah, gave me a good laugh there thank you.
The worst thing to happen to you at a party?
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Hahah, gave me a good laugh there thank you.
I have a stupidly high alcohol tolerance (sadly) and for awhile there was a running joke at my fraternity house to try and get me drunk (nope never been). That stopped once they realized I'd keep drinking until there was nothing left. It sounds awesome and manly, but it blows not being able to get above really buzzed.
Anyways, there are alot of stereotypes about what goes on fraternity houses and while some them are true (beer pong and girls doing anything to win, strip poker, etc.) and not all that surprising there was one time I was about to go to the bathroom. In our bathroom we have about 400 issues of Playboy, I guess brothers in joy reading them while on the john. This bathroom also has no lock, I believe its by design. Anyways, I went to the bathroom and walked in on 2 girls fooling around with each other to Playboy.
Needless to say I was a bit stunned and also a bit buzzed. So I went to go get my friend told him what was up and we walked back to the bathroom. Long story short, my friend and the 2 girls get into a very drunken discussion about the merits of playboy and the women wherein. I laughed and steered the conversation to trying to get the girls to show us what "real" women looked like. Then my friend threw up on one of the girls.
*sigh*
Anyways, there are alot of stereotypes about what goes on fraternity houses and while some them are true (beer pong and girls doing anything to win, strip poker, etc.) and not all that surprising there was one time I was about to go to the bathroom. In our bathroom we have about 400 issues of Playboy, I guess brothers in joy reading them while on the john. This bathroom also has no lock, I believe its by design. Anyways, I went to the bathroom and walked in on 2 girls fooling around with each other to Playboy.
Needless to say I was a bit stunned and also a bit buzzed. So I went to go get my friend told him what was up and we walked back to the bathroom. Long story short, my friend and the 2 girls get into a very drunken discussion about the merits of playboy and the women wherein. I laughed and steered the conversation to trying to get the girls to show us what "real" women looked like. Then my friend threw up on one of the girls.
*sigh*
Ahhh, a case of the AUFLEs ("awfuls").pimppeter2 said:
Ass Ugly Friend who will want to Leave Early.
Worst thing that happened to me was I had worked up courage to ask a girl out at this party but before I could do anything she proceeds to make out with this other guy for OVER AN HOUR.
There weren't even many people there and it was basically me and three other guys chatting while they lay on the sofa about 5 feet away. I had to make an excuse and leave early, I don't care that it was her birthday.
Got to drinking, they lured me in with vodka, fiends, but I started dancing with a girl I liked at the time, I don't remember what I said, but I got kicked in the nuts and her big brother, party at his house, hurled me out his door. Needless to say I hooked up with her a week later.... and I'm still with her after a year.
I can top it, me and my best friend (Who is a girl and I am a guy) were at a party, and we have a little history. about 4 hours pass and we're in her room talking, I had my head resting on her lap and she was playing with my then, luscious locks.
Long story short, because she was on the pill, we decided not to use protection (we were both quite drunk)
You can guess the rest, but just as I was coming....3 friends walked in and watched me empty my load into my best friends mouth.
Single most awkward "Hi guys" we've both ever had.
Long story short, because she was on the pill, we decided not to use protection (we were both quite drunk)
You can guess the rest, but just as I was coming....3 friends walked in and watched me empty my load into my best friends mouth.
Single most awkward "Hi guys" we've both ever had.
rofl that must have been a huge ROFL moment for your matesKaiRai said:I can top it, me and my best friend (Who is a girl and I am a guy) were at a party, and we have a little history. about 4 hours pass and we're in her room talking, I had my head resting on her lap and she was playing with my then, luscious locks.
Long story short, because she was on the pill, we decided not to use protection (we were both quite drunk)
You can guess the rest, but just as I was coming....3 friends walked in and watched me empty my load into my best friends mouth.
Single most awkward "Hi guys" we've both ever had.
Was at a party at the end of a ski trip, was a little inebriated to say the least. This was a white shirt night, where people use marker pens to write messages to commemorate the trip. Got dancing with a girl, some good chat and started kissing. After a while I decided to have a cig but couldn't find a lighter (still indoors, was in france before the ban). The girl kindly offers to go find me one, and runs off.
Seems like she's gone for ages, I start dancing again, and another girl starts dancing with me. I'm so drunk I had completely forgotten about the first girl, and started kissing this new one. I get a tap on the shoulder.... the first one has returned. Bearing in mind I had no grasp of reality by this stage I tried to bluff out of it and claim we weren't kissing. This inevitably failed and ended with her yelling at me "I can't believe you just pulled my best mate! Don't try to lie, you were doing it so long she even signed your back!"
Sure enough, she had had time to reach around and through some feat of incredible dexterity written her name on the back of my shirt in bright red marker. Damn written evidence. Needless to say it worked out with neither.
Never got that lighter either.
Seems like she's gone for ages, I start dancing again, and another girl starts dancing with me. I'm so drunk I had completely forgotten about the first girl, and started kissing this new one. I get a tap on the shoulder.... the first one has returned. Bearing in mind I had no grasp of reality by this stage I tried to bluff out of it and claim we weren't kissing. This inevitably failed and ended with her yelling at me "I can't believe you just pulled my best mate! Don't try to lie, you were doing it so long she even signed your back!"
Sure enough, she had had time to reach around and through some feat of incredible dexterity written her name on the back of my shirt in bright red marker. Damn written evidence. Needless to say it worked out with neither.
Never got that lighter either.
all the tramps said:rofl that must have been a huge ROFL moment for your matesKaiRai said:I can top it, me and my best friend (Who is a girl and I am a guy) were at a party, and we have a little history. about 4 hours pass and we're in her room talking, I had my head resting on her lap and she was playing with my then, luscious locks.
Long story short, because she was on the pill, we decided not to use protection (we were both quite drunk)
You can guess the rest, but just as I was coming....3 friends walked in and watched me empty my load into my best friends mouth.
Single most awkward "Hi guys" we've both ever had.
Not until about 2 weeks later when it became a pretty good party story. For the 2 weeks before then, it was the most awkward conversations I've ever had.
I was at a graduation party in the country everyone was drinking. A few hours in we got out some rifles and started to shoot at some targets, someone bumped me and I accidentally shot a cat. Kids don't drink and shoot or drive.
When the party ended..which was REALLY early in the morning. i found out my friends that got me there had ditched me. I had no idea where I was and i had to find my own way home. luckily the father of the friend that was hosting the party offered me a ride. but i was so pissed off.
Didn't happen to me, but it is just so pitiful that I have to mention it. I heard about a kid from my old school who had had a bar mitzvah that, for lack of a better word, sucked.
When no girls showed up at the event, his father actually drove off to a popular teen hang-out and paid some random girls from some of the other local schools to attend.
As if that weren't enough, as everyone was gathering around the guy to dance, he asks one of the girls to dance with him - on his big night, no less! She replies, "There's no way I would ever dance with you!" then spits in his face, and slaps him. The real kicker? His entire family starts to laugh at him.
When no girls showed up at the event, his father actually drove off to a popular teen hang-out and paid some random girls from some of the other local schools to attend.
As if that weren't enough, as everyone was gathering around the guy to dance, he asks one of the girls to dance with him - on his big night, no less! She replies, "There's no way I would ever dance with you!" then spits in his face, and slaps him. The real kicker? His entire family starts to laugh at him.
My ex girlfriend. I went to the bathroom for 5 minutes. I came back and she was crying. She was wondering where the hell I was. She made a huge scene.
I left her 2 days after.
I left her 2 days after.
haha, I haven't been to a drinking party myself, but it's always good fun to read these threads.berethond said: