The worst thing to happen to you at a party?

[Gooble]

The worst (although not bad really) was drinking about 4 pints of cider, 5 tequila shots and a shot of 151 (which is like 75% alcohol) in about and hour and a half, and ended up being sick and feeling like crap for the rest of the night.

Mixing drinks really does not agree with my body.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Nothing really. I'm usually very quiet and to myself at parties. I guess I got broke up by texting at my cousins Wedding. That made me sad for the rest of the party.

 

[Insanum]

ooo i forgot too mension:

ok, Works doo we went too blackpool (classy place (not!) in the UK) on a works do.

Now Myself (19 at the time), and two others (33 & 20) all sharing one room, With two single bed & a double bed. After some light hearted discussion as too who would have the bed we just decided too put all the bags inbetween the double bed and one of the single beds. And then got changed & headed out.

After a relatively normal evening in clubs & pubs we all meet up at this one pub which was open late and all settle in.

At this point we realise that one of us have really overdone it. And its one of the guys who is in our room (20 yr old). So we put him in a taxi with someone who wanted too head back.

Anyways about an hour later we headed back. we got back into the room & saw our friend spralled over the double bed lay on his right side. We figured he was asleep and left him there. We all settled in content with our single beds just too hear our comatosed friend go "eww ive been sick".

Yep, He'd thrown up all over himself & the bedsheets. If he had been lay on his left he'dve been sick on the bags. Lucky us!

Worse of all, because i look the youngest and im the lightwieght the manager assumed it was me! Annoyedness!

 

[similar.squirrel]

Hypothetically, crapping yourself would be quite embarrassing.

From experience, mixing a cider and a beer and vomiting soberly is quite humiliating.

EDIT: Didn't read the thread title properly. The former never actually happened to me.

 

[AfroNinja117]

Worst party experience...hmmm probably not my worst, but my weirdest one was probably when I woke up in my bed when the night before I was at my friends house half way across the state. At first i guess I drove home drunk and got lucky but then I realized my car was still at his house, best part though is that I still don't remember what happened

Drinking myself sober.

How does that even happen??

 

[The_Night_Walker]

Woke up Naked with 7 other equally naked people, wouldn't have been to bad except it was on the ground floor clear glass balcony - I woke everyone up and the police arrived not soon after so lucky lol

 

[Nerples]

Worst party experience...hmmm probably not my worst, but my weirdest one was probably when I woke up in my bed when the night before I was at my friends house half way across the state. At first i guess I drove home drunk and got lucky but then I realized my car was still at his house, best part though is that I still don't remember what happened

Drinking myself sober.

How does that even happen??

Oh it can happen.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I was having a party at my friends house and on of my friends was talking to me about a girl at the party that he wanted to date. He was too scared and ended up drinking a couple bottles of beer before going up to her and puking on her shoes. Ashamed he ran away, leaving me to explain to the girl that he was trying to be a nice guy and got her to help me look for my friend.

Then after a good 10 minutes of looking, (It was a Big house) we ended up in the host's bedroom only to find him using the host's computer to jerk off to disturbing furry porn. I then drank myself stupid trying and failing to forget that disturbing image, and now for the past 5 months he's been telling me he was drunk and it wasn't his fault. As for the girl that he was trying to date, she got disgusted and hasn't talked to me or my friend since then.

That is probably the weirdest thing to happen to me at a party, and probably the worst too.

What is it with the spate of..furriness on the Escapist these days?I recently found out what it means and the concept won't leave me the fuck alone..I've come across at least 3 mentions in various threads.

Oh..and..um.how embarrassing for you both. Commiserations.

 

[Helmet]

Accidently kissed a friend, who um, was also a dude, was meant to be a hug, but I was a little tipsy and well, awkwardness ensued afterwards.

Eh. You're not the only one.

To clarify, I have never been the kisser, but I have been the kissee a few times. We laugh it off, crack a few gay jokes, and leave it be.

Most of my friends are really touchy-feely-huggy when drunk. Makes me laugh every time.

I'd say the worst thing that's happened to me was having my face painted black by a sharpie.

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

A video of my antics ended up on an amatuer porn site. Quite pleased that it managed to get such high ratings though.

 

[skcseth]

Find out your girlfriend is cheating on you in the next room with a girl... Wait, that's not bad at all!

 

[vamp rocks]

now im a fairly heavy drinker... i can take my alcohol... but i went to a party once and (stupidly) on an empty stomach...

i did 26 shots of straight vodka, plus a few glasses of blue wkd mixed with vodka.... didnt go down well... not on an empty stomach at least

 

[electric_warrior]

being molested by this girl in newquay who was trying to put her hands down my pants when i really didn't like her
or
having my heart broken by another girl, which was exacerbated by alcohol consumption and led to me huddling under a bed on my own for the whole night and being depressed for weeks afterwards. that wasn't great.

 

[electric_warrior]

Accidently kissed a friend, who um, was also a dude, was meant to be a hug, but I was a little tipsy and well, awkwardness ensued afterwards.

we talkin lips or cheek, ive kissed all my friends on the cheek while hammered and received the same so thats pretty normal. lips, however, eesh, that would be bad.

 

[vamp rocks]

Hypothetically, crapping yourself would be quite embarrassing.

From experience, mixing a cider and a beer and vomiting soberly is quite humiliating.

never mix alcohols!!! in the same glass or not... if ur drinking beer... stick to beer all night... trust me.... bad move...

 

[GrinningManiac]

My girlfriend bit my arse.

LMAO XD!
Well, if we're being honest, there was a party up my auntie's, all was going well, I'd just broken up with my girlfriend and the drinks and good conversation were a big help. However, my auntie's next door neighbour kept overtly flirting with me, she was twenty-something with an immensely dull husband and kept squeezing my knee and kissing me on the cheek.

That in mind, I'd brought my friend to this party and we both had to stay in the flirty neighbour's house because there wasn't enough room in my auntie's, he threw up on me so I carried him up to bed, dropped him and went back downstairs to pour myself a glass of water to take to bed (cause drink seriously dehydrates me)

Now bearing in mind my friend and I had drunk 2 bottles of wine each, I was steaming. I went into the kitchen to see the flirty neighbour making herself a cup of tea, one thing led to another and we ended up doing the deed in the garden (as we thought her husband wouldn't hear) we were gravely muistaken, he heard us and came charging downstairs and down the long path into her back garden, I had time to put all my clothes on except my boxers and ran away.

I was too ashamed to go back and face my auntie/mother so I turned my phone off, walked back into Cardiff (which took the best part of the night) got into Cardiff, had a double bacon xl cheeseburger from Burger King, went wondering around the shops for most of the day, couldn't face going home, I stayed in Cardiff drinking most of the night, went back to the hotel room of a guy I met in Walkabout (a bar and yeah, risky, I know) but I left with my arse in tact and finally grew the balls to catch a train home.

My friend pissed himself laughing, my mother didn't speak to me for like a month and my auntie still won't speak to me...it's been 2 years.

So yeah, that's the worst thing that ever happened to me at a party...
...I never got my boxers back XD

I think we already have a "winner" here...

This is awesome, and so hilariously funny. I would have snipped out the long story in this quote, but it's too good for that treatment.

Question, she was flirty, but was she attractive?

 

[War Penguin]

Not being invited to the party.
Aww... now I'm sad.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Also coloured in my..member..in magic marker for whatever reason..That was a bad fucking summer. It stung. Don't try it,

 

[Meinos Kaen]

Wow, first post. Alright. Drinking so much to not remember what you've done during the night, and the only time I drank that much I came back to my senses in bed with a very attractive, very naked girl. It was the last time I touched mint vodka, or anything alcoholic for that matter.