The worst thing to happen to you at a party?

[-Orgasmatron-]

Set my hair on fire, then slapped this girl I had never met before in the boobs.

Took a shit then passed out in the bathroom, my mates kicked the door down and saw me lying unconcious next to the toilet with a fat turd in it. I could be making that up though, I barely remember anything from that night, I was passed out on the bathroom floor and my friends kicked the door down, but I can't remember whether or not I did take a fat dump, think I did, but could be wrong.

 

[vamp rocks]

If anyone is considering drinking....
There are about 40 good reasons in this thread not to.

or 40 reasons to start drinking????

 

[SmilingKitsune]

Accidently kissed a friend, who um, was also a dude, was meant to be a hug, but I was a little tipsy and well, awkwardness ensued afterwards.

we talkin lips or cheek, ive kissed all my friends on the cheek while hammered and received the same so thats pretty normal. lips, however, eesh, that would be bad.

We're talking lips...it was quite awkward after.

 

[Aur0ra145]

I woke up on a roof once. Not mine or anything, just a random house. It was quite disorienting.

 

[KaiRai]

Hmmmm
Nothing bad has really ever happened to me im usually the one who provokes
people to do stuff so im safe MUAHHAAAAA
taped my friend to the stairs banister all night
and the worst i know is my friend woke up in the back alley behind a gay bar
bent over
his trousers at ankles and his ass hurting
with no idea why

I think he has a rough idea. :') haha, excuse the pun.

 

[KaiRai]

If anyone is considering drinking....
There are about 40 good reasons in this thread not to.

or 40 reasons to start drinking????

seconded

 

[Fniff]

I woke up with a bad headache and found that I slept with a peinguin

 

[Insanum]

I woke up with a bad headache and found that I slept with a peinguin

Lols...But how did you managed too get[/I] a penguin?

 

[Lyri]

Drank a full bottle of Vodka apparently I:

- Smashed an expensive clock.
- Ruined the cake
- Snogged a few random people
- Apparently I didn't pay for my Taxi home either.
- Also whacked my friend in said taxi, my reason was "I don't want to fight, just wanted to hit him"

I'm a class A asshole it seems.

 

[Bat Vader]

Not being invited to the party.
Aww... now I'm sad.

I know how you feel. But at least we don't have embarrassing experiences like these.

 

[Lyri]

Lol fair enough!

Seemed a plan at the time.

 

[Ranooth]

Whipped "it" out in front of 4 girls who then took a photo of it and then locked me out of the house.

Yeah the following week was certainly interesting.

 

[Fniff]

I woke up with a bad headache and found that I slept with a peinguin

Lols...But how did you managed too get[/I] a penguin?

that's the weirdness of a hangover

 

[Xerosch]

Four years ago a very good friend of mine gave a guy I was interested in a blowjob in the kitchen (my friend knew I had a crush on the guy). I got so upset because I was drunk I vomited on my shirt and trousers in front of all party guests. And because of that I had to stay overnight - in the receiver's house...

Needless to say I don't have any contact with either of them any more.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Nearly dying from alcohol poisoning was not fun. The next day I couldn't move for hours and when I could I had some melon that was left in the fridge, threw up and passed out again.

Haha! Oh and the guy who slept with his auntie's friend is well the winner. Anyhoo, I guess it would be this one party where I got horribly drunk and stoned, so much so I had to be carried home by my friends (only 5mins away), but not before I managed to kick off some car's wing mirrors that was parked on the street. When I got back I immediately went to throw up in the toilet, fell asleep with my head wrapped round the bowl. Later, my mum found me and put me to bed. In the night I threw up in my sleep, which is particularly bad as my mother's cousin died from this, so I had a pretty stern talk in the morning. Was still a good party though!

Sure the melon in the fridge wasn't one of the 'party melons'?

if you don't know, you take half a melon, jam a half bottle of vodka upside down into it and stick it in the fridge til the bottle is empty and the melon has soaked it up.

 

[sanomaton]

Not being invited to the party.
Aww... now I'm sad.

I know how you feel. But at least we don't have embarrassing experiences like these.

That's right! We don't have to witness two people doing the deed in front of everybody whilst being totally hammered and people laughing around about it.

I wasn't there but I heard about it at school. My class mates had hired a cottage (a lot of students were there) and stuff had happened... Like the one mentioned above and a wall breaking down.

 

[Insanum]

I woke up with a bad headache and found that I slept with a peinguin

Lols...But how did you managed too get[/I] a penguin?

that's the weirdness of a hangover

An actual[/I] Penguin?