The worst thing to happen to you at a party?

[Bat Vader]

Not being invited to the party.
Aww... now I'm sad.

I know how you feel. But at least we don't have embarrassing experiences like these.

That's right! We don't have to witness two people doing the deed in front of everybody whilst being totally hammered and people laughing around about it.

I wasn't there but I heard about it at school. My class mates had hired a cottage (a lot of students were there) and stuff had happened... Like the one mentioned above and a wall breaking down.

I say if people want to make a fool of themselves let them. And since you weren't at the cottage you did not have to pay for the broken wall.

Yeah, I know. I was just giving an example there. I don't like my class mates anyway so *shrugs*

I am guessing your classmates are jerks. What have they done to make you not like them?

Oh, just talk shit about me behind my back (I bet some of them still think I'm gay or smth?), only being nice to me when we have to do some group work - so I can do all the work myself, making fun about my interests and bullying my friends. =) So yeah, I think you can call them jerks alright.

I see so typical people that picked on me as well. I just stayed away from them. It was funny if I tried to talk to them they would ignore me but if I ignored them I was considered the jerk.

In my junior year of high school I told them they could all personally go FOAD and they left me alone after that. Some tried to apologize but I told them to f**koff.

 

[sanomaton]

Not being invited to the party.
Aww... now I'm sad.

I know how you feel. But at least we don't have embarrassing experiences like these.

That's right! We don't have to witness two people doing the deed in front of everybody whilst being totally hammered and people laughing around about it.

I wasn't there but I heard about it at school. My class mates had hired a cottage (a lot of students were there) and stuff had happened... Like the one mentioned above and a wall breaking down.

I say if people want to make a fool of themselves let them. And since you weren't at the cottage you did not have to pay for the broken wall.

Yeah, I know. I was just giving an example there. I don't like my class mates anyway so *shrugs*

I am guessing your classmates are jerks. What have they done to make you not like them?

Oh, just talk shit about me behind my back (I bet some of them still think I'm gay or smth?), only being nice to me when we have to do some group work - so I can do all the work myself, making fun about my interests and bullying my friends. =) So yeah, I think you can call them jerks alright.

Why not just stand up for yourself and your friends?
You can do this by doing several things:
A; Flabberghast your class*mates* with an advanced vocubulary of slandering remarks.
B; Trash talk the idiots to their face with words like "Fuck" "Mother" "Drunk" "Whore"
C; Trash talk the idiots behind their backs.
D; Beat the shits out of the idiots.

I'm sure there are other options, but honestly, if it bugs you (Which it does to some degree, at the very least annoying you, and at the worst making you paranoid, as you assume they talk behind your back) then stand up for yourself. "I'm no better than them" fuck that, that's just some weird way of saying that you'd rather not stand up for yourself. I'm not asking you to kill the bastard, but let them know where you're coming from, and that you would rather they didn't slander you.

Well, me and my friend did beat the shits out of one idiot and surpisingly (or not) he left us alone after that. I can't really stop that they talk behind my back though - this I know as a fact as they sometimes do it in front of my friends (stupid eh?).

However on a positive note, I don't care anymore that they are idiots towards me. All I can say is I'm gonna pass high school with dignity and after I get into University I'm gonna ask them to let me study abroad. =) And I'm gonna take your advice on this, if I see them make fun of my friends ever again I might have to use one of the options you gave me.

I see so typical people that picked on me as well. I just stayed away from them. It was funny if I tried to talk to them they would ignore me but if I ignored them I was considered the jerk.

In my junior year of high school I told them they could all personally go FOAD and they left me alone after that. Some tried to apologize but I told them to f**koff.

Hehe, that's pretty good. I wish I had to guts to say that to some people but I'm too 'nice' to do that. Funny, I can beat up a guy but I don't have the guts to say f**k off. -_-

 

[smithy1234]

I spilled a beer all over my pants and everyone said I had wet myself. That wasn't that bad though. It was quite comical at the time.

 

[The Riff]

Didn't happen with me but my friend filled some random guy that had passed out at the party i was on with M&M's and drew a dick in the guys forehead. Wonder what his reaction would be.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

It isn't going to be the worst on this thread but at a few partys since I don't drink I have to take care of people because they get so drunk they end up passing out.

Odd way of meeting someone though helping take care of drunk people.

 

[sanomaton]

Not being invited to the party.
Aww... now I'm sad.

I know how you feel. But at least we don't have embarrassing experiences like these.

That's right! We don't have to witness two people doing the deed in front of everybody whilst being totally hammered and people laughing around about it.

I wasn't there but I heard about it at school. My class mates had hired a cottage (a lot of students were there) and stuff had happened... Like the one mentioned above and a wall breaking down.

I say if people want to make a fool of themselves let them. And since you weren't at the cottage you did not have to pay for the broken wall.

Yeah, I know. I was just giving an example there. I don't like my class mates anyway so *shrugs*

I am guessing your classmates are jerks. What have they done to make you not like them?

Oh, just talk shit about me behind my back (I bet some of them still think I'm gay or smth?), only being nice to me when we have to do some group work - so I can do all the work myself, making fun about my interests and bullying my friends. =) So yeah, I think you can call them jerks alright.

Why not just stand up for yourself and your friends?
You can do this by doing several things:
A; Flabberghast your class*mates* with an advanced vocubulary of slandering remarks.
B; Trash talk the idiots to their face with words like "Fuck" "Mother" "Drunk" "Whore"
C; Trash talk the idiots behind their backs.
D; Beat the shits out of the idiots.

I'm sure there are other options, but honestly, if it bugs you (Which it does to some degree, at the very least annoying you, and at the worst making you paranoid, as you assume they talk behind your back) then stand up for yourself. "I'm no better than them" fuck that, that's just some weird way of saying that you'd rather not stand up for yourself. I'm not asking you to kill the bastard, but let them know where you're coming from, and that you would rather they didn't slander you.

Well, me and my friend did beat the shits out of one idiot and surpisingly (or not) he left us alone after that. I can't really stop that they talk behind my back though - this I know as a fact as they sometimes do it in front of my friends (stupid eh?).

However on a positive note, I don't care anymore that they are idiots towards me. All I can say is I'm gonna pass high school with dignity and after I get into University I'm gonna ask them to let me study abroad. =) And I'm gonna take your advice on this, if I see them make fun of my friends ever again I might have to use one of the options you gave me.

Good to hear!

There are bound to be a few assholes no matter where you go, where you are or who you are. It's just a matter of stating your intentions at the start, possibly setting an example; I.e a guy trash-talks you, and you knock him the fuck out with a right hook. This prevents people trash-talking you.
Chances are they will stop talking behind your back, like they stopped bullying you(assuming here, you didn't say how the guy bothered you) when you beat the shits out of him.

But on a side-note, you can choose the high-road and just ignore the prick(s), I just know that I wouldn't be able to do that.

You're absolutely right, you can't stop stupid. ^^' And yeah, the guy did stop bothering us after the little "incident" but I dunno if I wanna do that again. So I guess it's the high-road for me. =)

 

[kvenox]

i got really drunk at a party and woke up next to 2 guys. Imagine 3 guys screaming like they have seen a ghost at a hotel in the morning...

 

[Insanum]

i got really drunk at a party and woke up next to 2 guys. Imagine 3 guys screaming like they have seen a ghost at a hotel in the morning...

haha! I could imagine that!

 

[RazielDethAngel]

And incredible amount of things happened on this night. We went on a school trip and we stopped over in a hotel. My one mate took some Ambien,(note do not take Ambien when with friends) and it essentially made him go crazy.

He started humping a pillow and when I pulled the pillow away he started hitting me and so I gave him a blanket to hump. Then he said he was hungry so I got some cheez-it and he poured them all out on the floor. He then started licking them up with his tongue. He then threatened to spoon with the first person that went to sleep.

He finally went to sleep with Cheez-It's in his mouth and on the bed and the last comments he said verbatim was

"I'm not gay, it's just if all girls in the world died it's nice to have some options when it comes to getting head." He then passed out.

So I learned never combine Alcohol with prescription drugs that are actually needed.

 

[ExodusinFlames]

Drinking myself sober.

How does that even happen??

I think its some sort of a horrible warning from your liver. I don't know the medical reason for it. What I do know is that its kind of nerve-wracking.

 

[Mirroga]

Hit the booze, and support the wall. Always a bad sign in a party.

 

[Dys]

I've got a few:
1. Getting blind drunk on beer and absinth at my mates farmhouse
2. ????
3. Somehow come to be outside with a bail of hay with cows chasing me.
4. Learn that cows can be very intimidating to a drunk. Apparently my friend decided that, in my drunken stupor, I'd be able to do some chores. Couldn't eat for a day, and I threw up black specs the next night.

Or there was that time (while very drunk, surprisingly) I hooked up with the crazy girl from work. For ages after she wanted to go out, and she is a tad scary.

 

[StAUG]

Getting shitfaced, and trying to drink red wine out of a broken bottle.

I swallowed glass, hurled blood and shit up for a while, then staggered off to pass out in a park. I came to some time the next day when an old guy walking his dog woke me up said I 'looked very sick'. Then I made the 2 hour walk home.

 

[Meinos Kaen]

Wow, first post. Alright. Drinking so much to not remember what you've done during the night, and the only time I drank that much I came back to my senses in bed with a very attractive, very naked girl. It was the last time I touched mint vodka, or anything alcoholic for that matter.

Your story doesn't add up. Care to explain? I mean, ending up in bed with a beautiful girl makes you never wanting to drink mint vodka again? Hmm


Anyway, one of my most embarrassing stories was probably at Christmas. My new class were having a Christmas party to get to know each other. Generally, I'm not the focus point of parties but I drink allright. Anyway, that this party, I don't know if I had gotten too much to drink (I think not, but I can't explain my actions otherwise). A girl suggested body tequilas, and this girl is fun, but not attractive. Another girl joined in, who was very attractive, and I got dragged into it as well.

So we ended up giving each other body tequilas (lick salt on breast, take a shot of tequila, bite a slice of lemon) in front of everybody. They had huge fun bringing it up often, which kind of annoyed me, but I I'm not really bothered by it any more.

Another time was at this huge party for the school where I know I drunk too much because my memory is really episodic. That's the only time I have lost some of my memory from being drunk. Well, the story goes I made out with one of my handicapped friend's friend. A lot. She even had a boy friend. At some point, she wasn't interested in me any more but I kept following her. That was just embarrassing. I don't know why I didn't stop at some point. Ungh.

Other than that, eating with a friend before a party in his house, ate too much, drank too much, threw all undigested food up in the kitchen sink and on a couch, falling asleep in his parents' bed with a gum that I dropped that got stuck in the sheet. His parents weren't home. FYI.

Ending up in bed was the good part. BUT NOT REMEMBERING ANYTHING OF WHAT TRANSPIRED INTO THE NIGHT HAUNTS ME TO THIS DAY. O.O ... Well, not really, but it still sucked.

 

[Two-Headed Boy]

im eating cheese "because its the only thing i can eat without cutting my finger off so appreciate it yeh? "

Funniest thing I've read today.

 

[JanatUrlich]

I made out with a fat boy D=