The worst thing to happen to you at a party?

[Fniff]

I woke up with a bad headache and found that I slept with a peinguin

Lols...But how did you managed too get[/I] a penguin?

that's the weirdness of a hangover

An actual[/I] Penguin?

Dude,I'm lying

 

[Bat Vader]

Not being invited to the party.
Aww... now I'm sad.

I know how you feel. But at least we don't have embarrassing experiences like these.

That's right! We don't have to witness two people doing the deed in front of everybody whilst being totally hammered and people laughing around about it.

I wasn't there but I heard about it at school. My class mates had hired a cottage (a lot of students were there) and stuff had happened... Like the one mentioned above and a wall breaking down.

I say if people want to make a fool of themselves let them. And since you weren't at the cottage you did not have to pay for the broken wall.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

I cut my hand on a shard of glass. Not that bad though. In the future I might do worse.

Anyway, a story from one of my female friends:
On christmas eve her uncle got piss drunk and tried to rape her.
Her uncle spent four months in prison.

 

[Bat Vader]

I don't get invited to those kinds of parties....

Don't feel bad. I don't get invited to them either. Better to let them be the fools than the fools be us.

 

[son_of_khorne]

Nearly dying from alcohol poisoning was not fun. The next day I couldn't move for hours and when I could I had some melon that was left in the fridge, threw up and passed out again.

Haha! Oh and the guy who slept with his auntie's friend is well the winner. Anyhoo, I guess it would be this one party where I got horribly drunk and stoned, so much so I had to be carried home by my friends (only 5mins away), but not before I managed to kick off some car's wing mirrors that was parked on the street. When I got back I immediately went to throw up in the toilet, fell asleep with my head wrapped round the bowl. Later, my mum found me and put me to bed. In the night I threw up in my sleep, which is particularly bad as my mother's cousin died from this, so I had a pretty stern talk in the morning. Was still a good party though!

Sure the melon in the fridge wasn't one of the 'party melons'?

if you don't know, you take half a melon, jam a half bottle of vodka upside down into it and stick it in the fridge til the bottle is empty and the melon has soaked it up.

nope it was just a normal melon. It was the effects of a delicate stomach after the mixed spirits melted my insides, apparently hang-overs and melons do not go together.

 

[sanomaton]

Not being invited to the party.
Aww... now I'm sad.

I know how you feel. But at least we don't have embarrassing experiences like these.

That's right! We don't have to witness two people doing the deed in front of everybody whilst being totally hammered and people laughing around about it.

I wasn't there but I heard about it at school. My class mates had hired a cottage (a lot of students were there) and stuff had happened... Like the one mentioned above and a wall breaking down.

I say if people want to make a fool of themselves let them. And since you weren't at the cottage you did not have to pay for the broken wall.

Yeah, I know. I was just giving an example there. I don't like my class mates anyway so *shrugs*

 

[Insanum]

I woke up with a bad headache and found that I slept with a peinguin

Lols...But how did you managed too get[/I] a penguin?

that's the weirdness of a hangover

An actual[/I] Penguin?

Dude,I'm lying

I dont believe you ¬¬

 

[quiet_samurai]

Recently I was dancing (grinding) with a chick who I was guaranteed to hook up with. Her friend tried to pull her away and I told her to fuck off. Long story short: 2 Pissed off chicks = Beer on my face and blue balls

I HATE this!!! Fucking Cock Block, I actually completely stopped seeing a girl because her friend would never give us a moments peace. When I told her the reason for no longer seeing each other, she got incredibly pissed. Women....


Anyways, worst moment... god there are tons, probably when me and my roomates got snockered and decided there needed to be a door that led directly from the living room to the kitchen without having the burden of going around the corner. So we made one... with fists and feet and an old putting iron. It's not really the worst, but one I thuroughly regretted later, financially speraking.

 

[Theissen]

Wow, first post. Alright. Drinking so much to not remember what you've done during the night, and the only time I drank that much I came back to my senses in bed with a very attractive, very naked girl. It was the last time I touched mint vodka, or anything alcoholic for that matter.

Your story doesn't add up. Care to explain? I mean, ending up in bed with a beautiful girl makes you never wanting to drink mint vodka again? Hmm


Anyway, one of my most embarrassing stories was probably at Christmas. My new class were having a Christmas party to get to know each other. Generally, I'm not the focus point of parties but I drink allright. Anyway, that this party, I don't know if I had gotten too much to drink (I think not, but I can't explain my actions otherwise). A girl suggested body tequilas, and this girl is fun, but not attractive. Another girl joined in, who was very attractive, and I got dragged into it as well.

So we ended up giving each other body tequilas (lick salt on breast, take a shot of tequila, bite a slice of lemon) in front of everybody. They had huge fun bringing it up often, which kind of annoyed me, but I I'm not really bothered by it any more.

Another time was at this huge party for the school where I know I drunk too much because my memory is really episodic. That's the only time I have lost some of my memory from being drunk. Well, the story goes I made out with one of my handicapped friend's friend. A lot. She even had a boy friend. At some point, she wasn't interested in me any more but I kept following her. That was just embarrassing. I don't know why I didn't stop at some point. Ungh.

Other than that, eating with a friend before a party in his house, ate too much, drank too much, threw all undigested food up in the kitchen sink and on a couch, falling asleep in his parents' bed with a gum that I dropped that got stuck in the sheet. His parents weren't home. FYI.

 

[Smashking]

Went to some guys party and thought it would be fun to smash a hole through the wall with my head, when I did, a piece of the wall flipped over and stabbed me in the eye, I couldn't see all night.

Oh, and then there's waking up next to your mates 16 year old sister and not knowing why...

 

[Mstrswrd]

At a Bar-Mitzvah, someone annoyed me to the point that I responded with vulgarity and threats, so he pushed me. I lost my temper, and I choked him until he almost passed out. That wasn't the worst part. The worst part was when I had to go apologize for nearly killing the fucker. Within an hour of choking him, because I wasn't going to ever see him again after the party. It was very, very awkward.

 

[Bat Vader]

Not being invited to the party.
Aww... now I'm sad.

I know how you feel. But at least we don't have embarrassing experiences like these.

That's right! We don't have to witness two people doing the deed in front of everybody whilst being totally hammered and people laughing around about it.

I wasn't there but I heard about it at school. My class mates had hired a cottage (a lot of students were there) and stuff had happened... Like the one mentioned above and a wall breaking down.

I say if people want to make a fool of themselves let them. And since you weren't at the cottage you did not have to pay for the broken wall.

Yeah, I know. I was just giving an example there. I don't like my class mates anyway so *shrugs*

I am guessing your classmates are jerks. What have they done to make you not like them?

 

[The Riff]

The worst was that we was out in the middle at a friends hut with some friends, and i hadn't eaten before and i drunk 2 shots tequila a beer and 2 glasses with vodka sprite which was nearly a total of 1/2 liter. Then i passed out on the couch and slept through the whole party. Sucks. Anything else stupid i do during a party is totally intentional.

 

[sanomaton]

Not being invited to the party.
Aww... now I'm sad.

I know how you feel. But at least we don't have embarrassing experiences like these.

That's right! We don't have to witness two people doing the deed in front of everybody whilst being totally hammered and people laughing around about it.

I wasn't there but I heard about it at school. My class mates had hired a cottage (a lot of students were there) and stuff had happened... Like the one mentioned above and a wall breaking down.

I say if people want to make a fool of themselves let them. And since you weren't at the cottage you did not have to pay for the broken wall.

Yeah, I know. I was just giving an example there. I don't like my class mates anyway so *shrugs*

I am guessing your classmates are jerks. What have they done to make you not like them?

Oh, just talk shit about me behind my back (I bet some of them still think I'm gay or smth?), only being nice to me when we have to do some group work - so I can do all the work myself, making fun about my interests and bullying my friends. =) So yeah, I think you can call them jerks alright.

 

[Ann-Marie]

I remember at my cousin's house warming party my mom fell over drunk and chipped her tooth and ended up sobbing for like half an hour.

At fourteen that shit messes with your head.

Another terrible thing that happened was when I was over my friend's house having a BBQ and I remember saying "Where's the dog?" and she was like "She was in the kitchen."

So we forgot about it and moved on, but when her parents came home we realised that the dog had actually been stolen by some local gypsies.

They brought her back after they offered a reward, but it was awful at the time. Again, that was years ago and when I was still a teenager.

 

[PumpActionJesus]

I wouldnt call it worst cos i had fun, but i got drunk enough to strip for the girl whose birthday it was...Thats when all the cameras came out and im sure the pics are still circulating the net somewhere.

Hell yea! u single....?

 

[magnuslion]

my friend drank a ton of beer and ate a 2lb bag of cheesey poofs. he threw up on my front yard. orange grass......