The worst thing to happen to you at a party?
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Drinking a litre of southern comfort straight. Last remember walking outside to the backgarden and sitting down; apparently I fell backwards out of the chair and passed out. Woke up naked in a hospital with a vague recollection of people trying to force feed me water. Apparently, it wasn't the alcohol that was the problem (I threw most of that up) but I nearly got pneumonia from them throwing cold water over me. Outside. In October.
Eurgh, was hungover for about 2 days. The smell of southern comfort still makes me feel sick.
Although, apparently the party did reach something of a end when I was carried out by the paramedics - I keep telling myself the party ended because I wasn't there
Eurgh, was hungover for about 2 days. The smell of southern comfort still makes me feel sick.
Although, apparently the party did reach something of a end when I was carried out by the paramedics - I keep telling myself the party ended because I wasn't there
A-g-e-s ago I found out that a 'friend' of mine kissed my girlfriend at the time. Bearing in mind I had the best part of 2 bottles of whisky in me at this point I went to punch him, missed and my fist went through a window instead. Fucking glass everywhere, including in my god damn arm. My other friends patched me up, they all thought I'd gone and emo-ed out(don't blame them, still have the scars from it today) but I couldn't explain because I was so trashed, not to mention raging, at the time.
Oh yeah, and that hurt for 2 weeks.
Oh yeah, and that hurt for 2 weeks.
LOL! Messy adolescentsshophius said:
Pretty sure my story beats all.
It was the night of my 24th birthday (last June), I'd organised about 30 mates to meet up at a pub in the city... everyone showed up but me.
I took too many magic mushrooms and had a bad trip, I'd taken them before and had rad fun with them but this time I was in the wrong environment for it, didn't even make it past the RSL (Pre-drinks).
To descirbe some of the hallucinations;
One of my mates was wearing a panda suit, the trees were made of Lego and everyone in the restaurant part of the RSL was staring at me with black eyes and then when i Turned to face them, they'd quickly whip their heads back simultaneously...
I started freaking out a little and walked to the carpark to chill out a bit. Looked up to the concrete roof and there was big fat sticky drops of molten concrete dripping down on me and all of the cars were changing colour from green//yellow//orange. Didn't come down from the trip for about 8 hours - spent that time in my mates house trying to calm down by watching futurama LOL.
Biggest fail ever. I still haven't heard the end of it from my mates.
This years party was a much bigger success though - Zombie dress-up theme.
Here's a photo of my costume if anyone's interested
It's true, my mother is overweight as is my sister - always have been.Lexodus said:Lose some weight then.Fighterblaze said:
Honestly, I used to be a fat guy, but I put in some effort, took up a martial art, and now I'm much happier. Plus, my confidence has improved a hell of a lot (and it's paid off).
I used to be the same as them (so, evidently - genetics does play a factor, as does nurture) but I started being pro-active about it when i was about 10-11 and now I'm fighting fit @ 76Kg and can jog for 40 minutes without even breaking a sweat (not trying to sound up myself but I can do it and I'm proud of it
)It's hard work but it pays off and if you want it that much, you shouldn't need any more motivation.
Wow - way to go off topic XD
was blind drunk, walked 3 km's to the house of a girl that i liked at 1.30 at night, knocked on the door, woke her up and told her that i loved her.
As soon as i finished the sentence i began throwing up in her garden till i passed out
needless to say, we dont talk anymore...
As soon as i finished the sentence i began throwing up in her garden till i passed out
needless to say, we dont talk anymore...
Well first time i was drunk really was hell.
I brought one of my acoustic guitars to the party becuse my gf at the time wanted me to entertain with music.
I got really drunk, started fighting with my best friend. He punched me so i slapped him with the guitar, Which broke (I loved that guitar T.T). My gf then started yelling at me for punching him (she was drunk to) When trying to prove my innocense in punching him (i did hit him with the guitar tough) She threw up all over my shoes...
Next day i woke up in the bush outside my house.
Thats why i don't drink alcohol anymore
I brought one of my acoustic guitars to the party becuse my gf at the time wanted me to entertain with music.
I got really drunk, started fighting with my best friend. He punched me so i slapped him with the guitar, Which broke (I loved that guitar T.T). My gf then started yelling at me for punching him (she was drunk to) When trying to prove my innocense in punching him (i did hit him with the guitar tough) She threw up all over my shoes...
Next day i woke up in the bush outside my house.
Thats why i don't drink alcohol anymore
Youve got red on you.danosaurus said:LOL! Messy adolescentsshophius said:
Pretty sure my story beats all.
It was the night of my 24th birthday (last June), I'd organised about 30 mates to meet up at a pub in the city... everyone showed up but me.
I took too many magic mushrooms and had a bad trip, I'd taken them before and had rad fun with them but this time I was in the wrong environment for it, didn't even make it past the RSL (Pre-drinks).
To descirbe some of the hallucinations;
One of my mates was wearing a panda suit, the trees were made of Lego and everyone in the restaurant part of the RSL was staring at me with black eyes and then when i Turned to face them, they'd quickly whip their heads back simultaneously...
I started freaking out a little and walked to the carpark to chill out a bit. Looked up to the concrete roof and there was big fat sticky drops of molten concrete dripping down on me and all of the cars were changing colour from green//yellow//orange. Didn't come down from the trip for about 8 hours - spent that time in my mates house trying to calm down by watching futurama LOL.
Biggest fail ever. I still haven't heard the end of it from my mates.
This years party was a much bigger success though - Zombie dress-up theme.
Here's a photo of my costume if anyone's interested
Did you go as a generic zomb? That hat looks pilotesque...
I got so unbelievably drunk at the age of 17 while at a Christmas party that I couldn't walk. Literally couldn't, I had to be dragged to the car by my boss and father. And then dragged up the stairs when I got home. I threw up in front of my co-workers and felt even worse the next day...that curbed by drinking habits slightly.
well i was at a party yesterday and the worst think for me was sleeping really it was fucking freezing so trying to set up a tent at 3 in the morning with no light and only half of the dam tent poles wasn't fun, i then woke up in a 2 man tent with 4 other guys i have never met before that was weird. but i have to say that tricking drunk people is fun (more so when i myself am a bit drunk)
When I was like 12, I was at a party for this girl. I think her name was Kate. Anyway, halfway through the party she took me upstairs because she wanted to show me something. We went into her brother's room and she dug under his bed to find a picture of a woman having sex with a dog. She showed me the picture and then kissed me. I am as confused about this now as I was back then.
No pun should ever be excusedKaiRai said:I think he has a rough idea. :') haha, excuse the pun.Fallen_Hitokiri said:
it is the best form of humour ever
I dont care what anyone says
Yeh you never know he may of had a ...gentle idea
he cant remember any of it
Well, I went to a party in one of the abandoned buildings in the Bronx. After everyone was drunk off their asses (except for me and my friend), some genius in a drunken stupor decided it would be a bright idea to invite a hobo off the street outside to the party. Then he copped a feel off one of the girls and stole a six pack of miller lite. Those hobos are fuckin' nuts...
Being sexually accosted by an atrociously drunk David Bowie impersonator. Needless to say it wasn't a very enjoyable evening.