The worst thing you could say out loud

[Adam Jenson]

I did it 35 minutes ago

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Be calm, be calm no-one can see the meth meth you stole from the police station.

 

[GloatingSwine]

"Mummy/Daddy".

During sexual climax.

 

[xxcloud417xx]

After an abortion.

"Congratulations Ms. Johnson, it's a dead feotus!"

 

[OneManBand]

"Uwe Boll is a movie making god among men."

That's the worst thing I can think of right now.

 

[Shade of Life]

Bugrit, millennium hand an' shrimp...

 

[Lullabye]

* In the middle of the vatican*
Has anybody seen a naked boy? He's about knee high and probbably shaking! Also his bum might be red!

 

[Hed_Kansa]

"I'm still getting the bloodstains out my clown costume"

 

[PeterDawson]

"Hey baby, how about we go back to your place where you blow me while I roast your baby boy over an open fire and then we shave each other in the shower?" A friend of mine uttered this once on a dare and wisely closed his eyes before the vodka hit his face. I didn't think women threw drinks anymore.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

"Hey, baby. Want some Adam West penis?"

 

[Auron555]

Setup: Sit on a train, looking pensieve while listening to music, or reading a book, possibly bobbing your head along with the music or nodding every once in a while.
The line: But if the neighbor's lights are ON...

 

[shotbyamonk]

oh wow it viberates

 

[Jenkins]

hmm... should i tell them i have aids NOW or la- aww shit i said that out loud didnt I?

 

[Lullabye]

This just happened to me.
Setup: My psychology class, roughly half way through the period.
My friend (no longer) "I'll fight you."
Me "Okay, so how do you wanna do this?" (only now do i realize i set it up)
It gets real quiet and we're yelling like we hate each other. Everyone is listening....
My friend "Pull down your pants"
or
"My pants are wet!" me declaring this just as i remember that they didn't dry completly from the washing machine this morning. I thought nothing of it till i noticed people staring.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

(sitting at a library's computer, the library is full of people and dead quiet)

"Damn, that girl has a nice pussy."

sorry, I know I'm a pig, but I just had to say it.

 

[Jav3lin]

Setup: youre old and you cant feel when you have to use the bathroom. (happens to alot of ppl, in fact this has happened before in RL)
you're teaching biology and youre stomach is to the board as youre typing something, then suddenly with a classroom full of teenagers, you feel all wet and heavy down in your pants...
like i said, this happened before...