The worst thing you could say out loud

[Kadamon]

Pfft, I personally think Brittney Spears is a smart individual

 

[Ramthundar]

Silent but deadly, hehe...what?

 

[chumpzilla_69]

"For the last time, I don't want buttporn, now piss off!"

^^Thats being yelled in class tomorrow ^^

Would you look at the rack on HER!

 

[Berethond]

if you're a Cuban guy:

Jimmy Carter let me in.

Somebody has to get that, it's the scariest thing a Cuban guy can say.

 

[Portkins]

I hate KFC. (Lives in a heavily african american neighborhood.)

 

[Berethond]

In a very crowded movie theater: (like this guy did when he was dragged into Twilight by his Girlfrrend when he wanted to see 007)

FIRE!!!!

Awesome. I'll remember that when I get dragged to a movie against my will.

Mine:

While talking with two girls, yell "YOU'RE PREGNANT?!?!"

And see which one people stare at.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

In a very crowded movie theater: (like this guy did when he was dragged into Twilight by his Girlfrrend when he wanted to see 007)

FIRE!!!!

That's actually illegal in most countries. be careful when you try that.

 

[Ferinus Goo]

"You can't possibly justify fisting a baby!" - actually came up in a convo (the guy had missheard what had been said)

 

[Emperor Inferno]

(in a retard voice) "baby go poo-poo!"

 

[GodsOneMistake]

I want to rape all of you (Cough) (cough)

What did you just say?!?!

Hmm??

 

[Berethond]

In a very crowded movie theater: (like this guy did when he was dragged into Twilight by his Girlfrrend when he wanted to see 007)

FIRE!!!!

That's actually illegal in most countries. be careful when you try that.

Scream it high-pitched when no one can see your face.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I'm a Lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night, and I work all day.

Note: You must be outside for this one.
What are all you people doing in my house!?

 

[Yorgmiester]

"Wow, are those real?"

 

[preachersaul]

This one really happened. My mate was on some really powerful painkillers a while back and mid conversation he suddenly piped up with "Is it just me or are there really frogs on the coffee table?"

 

[xxcloud417xx]

*At a job interview*
Interviewer : So it says here you take nude photos and children's photos.
You : OH DAMN! Sorry, that's a typo. It's supposed to say 'Nude photos of children'. My bad!

 

[meglathon]

Well... here one...
"Obamas and Ass hole..."