The "Yahtzee" Birthday Spectacubash

[Lazy Kitty]

I think we should make our own game for him, based on all the things he seems to like in his reviews.

He'd love that.

You know, that'd be fantastic! However, to do this would take a long time, as well as many other programmers, artists, and musicians besides myself. Do you know any programmers?

I'm a programmer, though I've just learned C++ (a bit), I've already know Java and VB.Net (they were my main courses in highschool), learning another (high level) language is easy. Also in september I start in college on a course which involves game programming and art, though it might be better to get someone else for the art...

 

[Thespian42]

I think we should make our own game for him, based on all the things he seems to like in his reviews.

He'd love that.

You know, that'd be fantastic! However, to do this would take a long time, as well as many other programmers, artists, and musicians besides myself. Do you know any programmers?

I'm a programmer, though I've just learned C++ (a bit), I've already know Java and VB.Net (they were my main courses in highschool), learning another (high level) language is easy. Also in september I start in college on a course which involves game programming and art, though it might be better to get someone else for the art...

Fantastic. I ordered a book on C++ about a week ago, as well as having some experience, so we should keep in touch.

 

[GirlGamer]

Hmmmm. A Present for Yahtzee... I'd say Psychonauts, but he probably has that, considering he loves that game.
Hmm... we could send him a used Wii so he could throw it out a window or something...
If we make him a game, there has to be no quick time events.

 

[Aerodynamic]

Fallout 1/2
And more Vodka

 

[Thespian42]

Fallout 1/2
And more Vodka

Maybe, maybe. It's cheap and famous, so maybe.

 

[Xsilsear]

Send him a gagged Peter Molyneux, for shits and giggles. Plus twenty Wii "players" to be his slaves and dozen bottles of whiskey.

 

[Thespian42]

Send him a gagged Peter Molyneux, for shits and giggles. Plus twenty Wii "players" to be his slaves and dozen bottles of whiskey.

This could work, although it'd be hard to fit in a Yahtzee box...

 

[Thespian42]

I've sent The Escapist Staff a memo regarding our Third Party situation. I'll report back when and if I receive an answer. (...not gonna happen)

 

[WayOutThere]

If yahtzee wants a game he'll buy the game.

 

[Thespian42]

Le Snip

If I can't decorate, can I make a cd with assorted songs on it to send him? xD
The song "Land Down Under" sounds rather ironic to send to him xD

I'm not sure. The CD sounds like a good idea.

If it comes down it it, I'll just get my Art Major sister to decorate it.

 

[Zahri]

I reccomend the entire .hack//G.U. series =3 all wonderful titles =D and he can hate the dungeon crawling all he wants :3

 

[JimbobDa3rd]

i hate to ruin everyones fun, but there is a minor, slightly major problem, noone will know where he lives. I mean you cant trust wiki (if it is on there) as I can imagine yatzee being the type of person who would go out of their way to but a fake address on or to have it removed. And good luck getting it from the main staff there are laws against giving that sort of info out without consent, and im sure if you ask the big man himself he will tell you to painfuly shove some unsavory item up some unsavoury place. I mean hes not stupid hes not gouing to give fans his home adress. Good idea but i just dont think it would work.

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

Is "Yahtzee" that much of a stereotype? o.o
In my opinion get him something different from what he goes on about in zero punctuation, If he keeps going on about something like Branston pickle he most likely has it.
I suggest a lava lamp.

 

[Wounded Melody]

I can get the vodka, but can you even ship something like that, especially out of country?

 

[Thespian42]

I can get the vodka, but can you even ship something like that, especially out of country?

You know, I'm not really sure...

I'll look into that.