The "Yep. I'm definitely going to Hell" moment.

[Murais]

You know what I'm talking about. You did something that you thought was awesome, or said something you thought was hilarious, but afterward you needed 12 consecutive shame-showers to feel better about yourself again.


The reason I bring it up? I had one yesterday. Recently, a friend of mine passed away, and it was quite tragic. A friend and myself were in line for the wake yesterday, and the line went all the way out the building, down the driveway, and down the sidewalk for another 200 or so ft. So my friend and I were killing time in between the morbid silence.

Now, to preface this, the 3 of us all played WoW rather avidly. So during the line, which was cold as fuck, my friend and I started cracking WoW jokes. First in relation to the weather with things like "Man, we should have stacked frost resist. We're gonna wipe.", and "I'd use my campfire, but it's on CD. ". Then we paused for a second.

I hesitated, and said "Too bad their aren't any druid around here, then we wouldn't have this problem". My friend grinned, and hesitated himself "Fuck. He should have rolled shaman". We both felt like awful people for the rest of the day, either for the poor taste, or blatant nerdiness, I am not sure.


P.S., For those of you not in the know, in WoW, druids have a spell called "Rebirth" that can be cast in combat and under pretty much any circumstance to resurrect a player. Shamans have a spell called "Reincarnate" that allows them to instantly come back to life after death.

This might have been especially tasteless because he committed suicide.


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Post yours, ladies and gents. I'm curious to see just how atrocious of human beings we have here at TE.

 

[HassEsser]

. . . cheese pizza threads. . .

Someone had to say it.

 

[waive]

You know what I'm talking about. You did something that you thought was awesome, or said something you thought was hilarious, but afterward you needed 12 consecutive shame-showers to feel better about yourself again.


The reason I bring it up? I had one yesterday. Recently, a friend of mine passed away, and it was quite tragic. A friend and myself were in line for the wake yesterday, and the line went all the way out the building, down the driveway, and down the sidewalk for another 200 or so ft. So my friend and I were killing time in between the morbid silence.

Now, to preface this, the 3 of us all played WoW rather avidly. So during the line, which was cold as fuck, my friend and I started cracking WoW jokes. First in relation to the weather with things like "Man, we should have stacked frost resist. We're gonna wipe.", and "I'd use my campfire, but it's on CD. ". Then we paused for a second.

I hesitated, and said "Too bad their aren't any druid around here, then we wouldn't have this problem". My friend grinned, and hesitated himself "Fuck. He should have rolled shaman". We both felt like awful people for the rest of the day, either for the poor taste, or blatant nerdiness, I am not sure.


P.S., For those of you not in the know, in WoW, druids have a spell called "Rebirth" that can be cast in combat and under pretty much any circumstance to resurrect a player. Shamans have a spell called "Reincarnate" that allows them to instantly come back to life after death.

This might have been especially tasteless because he committed suicide.


....


Post yours, ladies and gents. I'm curious to see just how atrocious of human beings we have here at TE.

Thats an awesome joke, and your friend was probably laughing with you guys

OT: I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell, but other than the taboo jokes about death or something, I think its more of a road you have to walk rather than a pit fall.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

So long as you didn't say it to his mothers face, i think it's ok.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

I saw this girl at school who was crying, and after she walked by, I said to my friend Chris, "What's her problem?"
"Um, I think she's the girl who's parents died yesterday."
"Oh."

 

[deathdealer69]

My hell moment came about 2-3 different times wile doing the same thing. Me and a mate were out cursing the streets and me being me said "look at her id like to bend her over and have a go at that tight ass" only to find out the girl in question is about 12-14. Fuck my life.

 

[Creos]

Heh, mine was when this kid at my school died in a car accident. At first I didn't really care. I didn't know him, he seemed to have been part of a group I didn't particularly like anyway, ect. Then it later turned out I did know him. I had even liked him, and could have been friends if our schedules had aligned more. And I still didn't care he was dead. I only felt bad once I realized I didn't give a damn and wondered what that meant about me.

Then at the end of the year assembly his parents came to give a speach and had turned his college money into a small charity to help others go to school, specifically those who they felt had the best qualities of their son. Their first beneficiary had skipped the assembly... and I laughed.

Still giggle remembering it... and I know I'm gonna burn if there's any sort of hell...

 

[LetalisK]

After I broke up with my ex girlfriend, I was still a bit torn up so I decided for some quick rebound action. So, I had a random one-night stand with a woman. She had a two year old in the next room sleeping. While we are going at it, she starts to get really loud. I don't know if it's because of her, but the two year old starts crying. Then she starts crying and says she's not ready yet. She then reveals she had an abortion recently. I got the fuck out. Go straight to hell, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

 

[Rusty pumpkin]

Does this count for video games? I lack the crazy or cruel tendency.

If it works for video games, then it was during fallout 3. I do the whole side quest involving the tree man and the hippies, I chose to let the nature grow. I grab my reward, take a look around, kill everyone I can in the camp, cannibalize their corpses, dismember them, and place all of their disconnected giblets into the large sacred pool. I then sat on a chair nearby, and looked at my handiwork while wearing a hockey mask and robe, and I said "I'm going to hell now, aren't I?"

(Yes, I don't have a cruel tendency... sometimes... maybe)

 

[troth]

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OT: My friend once broke his arm and I laughed my ass of at him because of what he was doing( Jumping from a tree to a trampoline, and expecting it to go well.) But he was also laughing, so it wasn't that bad. Other then that, the "Best Cry Ever" Video.

 

[MisterShine]

. You did something that you thought was awesome, or said something you thought was hilarious, but afterward you needed 12 consecutive shame-showers to feel better about yourself again.

I just want to say, I would want my friends to make jokes about my death 1,000,000 times more than I would want them to be sad that I was gone. Regardless of the circumstances.

My own personal story:

Day of the Haiti earthquake. A friend of mine and I were browsing the interwebs, just hanging out on our laptops. This conversation begins:

My friend: "Oh man, there was an earthquake in Haiti.."
Me: "So what? Its full of goat herders and mind readers. How many people could be hurt?"
Friend: "Uhh, according to this news report quite a few.."
Me: "Oh noes! the sheep fell over on them! What're they going to do!!"
Friend: "Um.. it hit their major city and was like a 9 on the Richter scale, looks like tens of thousands of people are dead or missing..."
Me: "...Ah shit"


Needless to say I donated a lot of money to the Red Cross after that but god damn if I didn't feel terrible. And I thought I learned my lesson after September 11th -_-

 

[Somatsu]

It's gotta be the nun jokes.

 

[RatRace123]

My entire family's going to hell, we've all decided to meet up with eachother on the other side.

Me, I've made some jokes that were definitely not PC. They made people laugh, and they made people feel bad about laughing, and then they made me feel bad about telling them.

Totally worth it though, everyone thought they were funny.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I had one several years ago.

My oldest uncle, who everyone in my family loved cause...well cause he was fucking awesome, frankly...got diagnosed with Alzheimer's.

so everyone was understandably upset about it...and I had to go and make it worse by, in front of most of my family, blurting out "you shouldn't feel so bad about it. god knows he doesn't have it on his mind."

i immediately regretted saying anything and quickly retreated from the room to hide in my shame space (yes, i had a shame space. for those interested it was an empty bit ceiling space above my bedroom closet)

I also made a horrible comment recently that I didn't realise was horrible until a week later. Essentially, I'd heard my roomate and her boyfriend having sex, and the following morning she was looking really depressed in the living room. She told me not to worry, and as something intended as a light-hearted throwaway joke I said "hey, at least Jake's condom didn't break".

It did...she has an STD now...i feel horrible

 

[Mr Thin]

I was playing Red Dead Redemption and my brother was watching, and it was a cutscene where you saw two mexican women being taken by Captain de Santa to Colonel Allende. It wasn't at all funny, but I was doing this stupid voice-over thing, and when the women came on, I went, "Si Senor nooooooo!" in my best high-pitched impression of a down-trodden mexican woman.

I am ashamed that I made fun of such a situation, but god damn was it funny. I nearly fell out of my chair, and it was a recliner so that's no small feat. My brother was laughing just as hard.

Afterwards, he looked at me, and said, "Man, we are so going to hell." I agreed. Then I said "Si senor Diablo nooooo!" And we started laughing again.

It was stupid, idiotic racist humour, and I repeated it.

Yep, I'm gonna burn.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I've made several bad jokes about various things. I was in the hospital with my mom, who was recently diagnosed with cancer, and she was in a room with another lady, who had a very rare disease that was eating away at her spine and causing her to go blind. She was also paralyzed from the waist down.

Anyway, the other lady got discharged, but apparently no one told the nurse in charge of the room, so she came in and said, "Where is she?"

I said, "It's not like she walked out of here."

Both my parents told me it was tasteless.

I got a chuckle out of it anyway, kind of like the time I remarked that the zombie from the opening vid of Nocht Der Untoten runs like someone from the special olympics. XD

By the way, the nurse had to hide a chuckle about the other lady. XD

 

[disfunkybob]

Are you hurting, baby? Alright, I'll go fast so I can finish.

Obviously I am talking about that time I was gaming and she was throwing up in the bathroom. Yeah. It was totally THAT time.