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PrimoThePro

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MasterOfWorlds said:
I've probably broken a few ribs of people I've been in fights with, but so far, no lawsuits. XD

On a more serious note, I was once sorta kinda seeing this girl, who told me she was single. Turns out that she lied. We were at her place just chilling and making out when I see movement from the corner of my eye. I dodged just in time to make what would have been a fatal head wound with a knife into a cut at my right shoulder. Luckily, I'd been practicing Aikido for a while and was able to disarm him. I also pinned him and gave his arm a good wrenching just to make sure that he wouldn't come after me again. I left of course, and never saw either of them again.
Wow. I am very glad that you were not killed. I honestly can't think of anything to say, because that is an epic story. Jeez dude, those must have been some excellent reflexes, and lucky too that you didn't have your eyes closed while you kissed her. Eh, we take the same form of martial arts! What are the chances? :D
 

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TimeLord said:
[HEADING=2]I LIKE MW2 AND BLACK OPS' MULTIPLAYER[/HEADING]

There, I said it. Shoot me now!



Kudos to you sir. Kudos indeed.

OP: Never done something like that myself, although if I think something is shit, I will point it out regardless of company.
 

MassiveGeek

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I snap at my friends alot.

When my friends have something bad happen to them, I'm all there for them, but if those things are caused by themselves because of pure stupid - I'm going to tell them about it. I'm going to explain to them thoroughly why they caused it, how they can avoid it in the future and the best way to handle the mess they're in now(if it's possible).

... I can't stand stupidity. :/
 

GreyKnight3445

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I snapped to my friend once because she was talking shit about the teachers at our school because one of them wouldnt give her the answer to a question, telling her to look in the book.
I called her some nasty things ans accused her of thinking she was entitled to the world. We made up later but she is like that at times, drama and ungratefulness but still a good person.
 

newfoundsky

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I am not a confrontational person. Maybe I was having a bad day.

It was last year and I had gotten a detention for being late to class after a teacher stopped me and refused to write me an excuse note saying "I would be fine." I ask to be excused for the bathroom and after 15 agonizing minutes of doing the bathroom shuffle in my desk the teacher finally says yes. So after searching another ten minutes to find a stall with both a door and that didn't look like someone had actually shit ON the toilet instead of in it, I decide to buy myself a coke from the vending machines to treat myself and make myself feel a little better after having such a bad day. The. Machine. Steals. My. Dollar.

No big deal I think. I'll just go to the office and explain that the machine is out of wack and they'll retrieve my dollar, or failing that at least givde me my coke. I mean, I'm on camera buying the thing.

I walk up to the lady at the front desk and say the machine ate my dollar and I would like someone to get it for me. "We don't do that." The lady says. "I'm not lying, you can check the camera's if you have to." I say back to her, just as polite as can be. "No, we can't give you your dollar back." "But you can." "We just let them put machines in." "Do you receive money from the machines?" I am getting increasingly irritated at this point. "Yes. . ." "How much?" "All of it." "So you get all the money from sales in the machines." "Well, yes, but theirs a certain amount of risk inv-" "No, there isn't. Unless you have a sign that says 'Use At Your Own Risk' in big block freaking letters on those machines you can refund my damn dollar." "You're being rude, young man!" "And you're stealing from me, ma'am." "Don't take that tone with me." "Open the machine." The principal walks into the office at this point and the lady waves him over and tells him I have a discipline problem. I look at the man and say that she is refusing to refund my money despite me having evidence that I didn't receive the product I payed for. "We don't do that." The principal says. "To hell you don't, look up the freaking law that says you have to. In fact, I'll do it for you." "Just who do you think you are?" The principal asks.

Well, from here the story gets a little convoluted. Long story short, I didn't get my dollar, but I did get to yell at the entire staff to go to hell just before the bell rang.
 

bad_dog14

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Last year, there was this real asshole who was seriously grinding my balls. One time me and a friend from class walked home from school just at the same time as the asshole did and naturally, he started grinding my balls again. After a few minutes of his shit I (mildly) snapped and punched him in the face. Not only was this very satisfying as I finally gave this ***** a piece of my violent mind, but I got to be reminded of it every time I looked at him in the hallways, cos he wore a bruise on his ugly mug for more than a week.

A long time ago, two friends were at my place. We were in my room, talking. Then one of the two friends, let's call him Cock-knocker McFatass started looking at some mini cars that I had on top of my bookcase. That was fine until he started to throw the cars on the floor (he didn't exactly throw them off, I guess he rolled them off). I told him to stop and put the cars back. Then he did it again. I told him to stop, again, this time in an angrier tone and put the cars back. Again. Then he did it once more and I got really pissed and told him this: "fucking stop throwing the fucking cars off the fucking bookcase goddamnit!". Then he got sad and said: "I'm gonna gonna go home now." to which I replied: "fine fuck off then!". Needless to say, he went home and me and my other friend laughed our asses off.
 

RileyFaux

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I haven't...yet, for a long time ive been taking so much shit from basicly everyone and since I recently found out that one of my new friends is a total fucking ****, this one time I was just talking about how some things are worded odly and out of nowhere whe tells me to shut up and she doesn't want to talk to me....*****
 

Th37thTrump3t

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Last time I snapped, I gave a guy a broken jaw, busted a few of his teeth, cracked a few ribs, and I'm pretty sure he won't be seeing out of his left eye ever again.

Moral of the story kids: [HEADING=1]DON'T! PISS! ME! OFF![/HEADING]
 

Hawk of Battle

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I once stabbed a guy in the hand with a biro for being a dickless little fuck intent on trying to piss me off. He succeeded.
 

loc978

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I tend to stop dealing with people who push me too far socially. I just sorta... ignore them.
My first squad leader out of training never could figure out why I seemed so apathetic when he talked to me after the first few weeks... or why I was indispensable in my new platoon after I transferred within the company.

As for people who attack me physically over that sort of thing... lets just say I fight brutally, dirty, and I've never had one take longer than a minute.
 

Xanadu84

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I once made a conscious, rational choice to snap.

Two friends started getting into an absolutely stupid argument in the car over where the hospital was: We wern't going to the hospital mind you, it was just idle chat. Anyways, it degraded into non-ironic slams against the other persons mom, voices were being raised, and...well, I was sitting in the middle seat, with these 2 on either side. Anyways, I am a quiet, unperturbable type who never swore, and never rose my voice. Always thought it was pointless and counter-productive. I realize that if I capitalize on this, and curse them both out at the top of my lungs, people will be so shocked, the argument would end. So I absolutely scream, "WE ARN'T GOING TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES". Everyone turned around to stare. Driver included. They all start talking about how shocking this was, drowning out the petty argument. Mission accomplished.
 

0p3rati0n

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There have been a few time when I've snapped. But as life passed I just learned to be quiet and hope that Karma gets the best of them.
 

Wintermoot

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I once left my school crying because I had gone through enough shit and the teachers didnt care, I left and never returned. I,m now at another school and things are going great!
 

Paddin

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Once I called one of my close friends a "fucking *****" for throwing a pack of sweets at my head. I then dramatically stood up and left. I have a very low threshold for physical violence. I was being an overreactive douche though and I apologised to her the next time I saw her, we cool dawg.
 

spartan231490

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It's been a while since I snapped. Usually I don't have to snap, i stay in control and just use my ability to read people to hit them right where it hurts so much that they shut up and leave me alone. last time I actually snapped was three years ago when i was playing dodgball in school and this kid kept hitting me in the face after he was out. the third time he did it i told him to stop and he told me to get out of his face and he slapped me. I *****-slapped him as hard as i could and sceamed "don't hit me."

It was awesome, he never screwed with me again.
 

Exia91

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I once unleashed this fury of words towards my teacher when I was about 11years old. Used vocab that wasn't known to me before that specific day. About two weeks later she burned out and we got a substitute. Yes,, thats my story. Nothing to be proud of,,
 

WOPR

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I don't know when it happened

but I snapped and now I take nothing

before I would just be passive

now I'll give you a warning and follow it though

Me: "Dude give me back my pen, if you break my pen I'll break your face"
Pothead: "Whatever mannnn... cool pen you got here"
**pen goes flying and snaps**
Pothead: "Aww man it broke! lousy piece of sh*t!"
Me: "I warned you..."
**punches him in the face breaking his nose**