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Oh That Dude

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EvilMaggot said:
well... i maybe once have wrote something very unpleasent to a buddy of mine because of his girlfriend more or less just taking all his time :S he was already beginning to lose his closest friends, just became so angry that i snapped and just let him have a piece of my dark side... (and no she wasent even hot) 1 month after they broke up.. tho not because of me but it give him a wakeup call..
There is one phrase that solves that problem for you.

Bros before hoes.

OT: I snapped when a guy pushed his desk into mine, causing me to fall over and the desk to land on me. I punched him, he's huge and I'm small, he's still a smug bastard about it.
 

Lord Kloo

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There's many a time when I would love nothing nor than to point out people's outlandish failures or even those general failures that all people have in full-auto loud-mouthed fashion; alas I do not do this, I live in England and we don't snap here, we make increasingly witty and derogatory comments until one of us gets up and walks away in shame.. OT: I know there could be many instances in which I could snap but luckily I never have to..
 

Sacman

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I got in a fight and broke my brothers nose last time he was being a hooting dickhole... which is all the time...<.<
 

kouriichi

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I was working at my last job ((which totaly blew)) and my boss was always a b*tch to me.

Sooooooo~ One day i got tired of it. I took her private number and wrote it in a bathroom stall at a walmart.

But that wasnt all. Then i made a vat ((or really big pot atleast)) of hot lime jello, and poured the piping hot liquid into her sun roof. She hates lime, and the smell of it makes her gag. She went on a date that night, so her car sat in the cold and the jello solidifyed in her seats and junk.

And last but not least to top it all off, i put dish soap in the private coffee pot in her office. ((she had the runs for a week))

Later on that week she learned i did it all, but couldent prove it. So she couldent fire me. But i ended up quiting almost a week later anyway, leaving her sick, pissed, her car smelling of the thing she hates most.
 

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TimeLord said:
[HEADING=2]I LIKE MW2 AND BLACK OPS' MULTIPLAYER[/HEADING]

There, I said it. Shoot me now!
I'd shoot you but I don't intend to get Black Ops, modern FPSs like it have never really interested me enough to bother. So the shooting each other is not going to happen. :3

OT: I tend to mean everything I say, even when mad (which doesn't happen all that often)
 

EeveeElectro

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I told the person who lives with us to shut the fuck up because he was throwing a massive tantrum about something or other and started screaming at me for nothing
He tried hitting back at me with telling me he gets more in benefits than I do working, so he was better than me and has a right to scream at me.
Bless him. I'm scared in case I stab him in the head one day.
 
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One time my borthers friend wouldn't leave me alone so I said in my calmest most composed voice I said, "If you don't leave I will break your shins and throw you down the stairs." Also once my brother (the same one) broke my PS2 and I spent five minutes cursing the walls of my room out.
 

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Highschool bully. Taunts me and my friends. Pisses me off. I expose him to be a pussy. He retalliates. He goes to hospital to get stitches for his head after I split it off a wall. The end :)
 

KefkaCultist

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the one time Ive been super pissed off I went into a blind rage and slammed the kid's head into a locker after punching him in the face
 

Joshroom

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Ha, ha. Yea, and my most recent "snapping" really didn't end well. One of my close friends was always getting into bad situations and relationships and it was usually always caused by her actions; and I was the one who was always there to support her and give her advice. It was only after the umpteenth time that she did something which I had explicitely adviced her against doing that I just snapped and had a massive go at her. The upshot is it that we really aint friends anymore.

Wow. The anacodote seemed a lot more entertaining in my head. Rereading it, it just sounds depressing. Ah well.
 

EvilMaggot

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Oh That Dude said:
EvilMaggot said:
well... i maybe once have wrote something very unpleasent to a buddy of mine because of his girlfriend more or less just taking all his time :S he was already beginning to lose his closest friends, just became so angry that i snapped and just let him have a piece of my dark side... (and no she wasent even hot) 1 month after they broke up.. tho not because of me but it give him a wakeup call..
There is one phrase that solves that problem for you.

Bros before hoes.

OT: I snapped when a guy pushed his desk into mine, causing me to fall over and the desk to land on me. I punched him, he's huge and I'm small, he's still a smug bastard about it.
i love you <3 NPH ftw... and yes broes before hoes
 

eggy32

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I can't remember the last time I snapped like that. I'm sure I've done it before. I really wish I had yelled at one of my teachers but now it's too late :(
I get angry with people but I usually deal with the situation without getting all angry and shouty. Last time it happened a few of my friends were pissing me off about something alot. Strangely I didn't use petty violence as usual but dealt with it in a calm and quiet manner by saying something along the lines of "Niall, I'm pissed off now and if you don't shut the fuck up about this, I'm seriously going to hurt you, alot."

He stopped and made the rest of them stop too. ^_^
 

ShatterPalm

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Someone I know said Phil Collins, one of the greatest Musicians of all time, is a fag. I promptly dropped my back pack and clocked him.
 

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Jonluw said:
At school a few years back, some douchebags were whipping me with their scarves (you know, like you'd do it with a towel) while we were sitting around, waiting for the teacher. They kept it up, despite my moving further away; so I finally grabbed one of their scarves, and held on tight.

When he failed to pull it out of my hand, let's call him douchebag2, walked up to me, and slapped me in the face. I ignored it, and just glared at him. So he started slapping me repeatedly, and kicking me on the shin. I kept my calm and, after a while, started loudly keeping count of how many times he had slapped and kicked me; doing an impression of a football annotator.

Then, finally; he kicked me in the head. I stood up, shouted something in his face, and went somewhere else.
Scarf whipping, slapping, and shin-kicking... I hope the thing you shouted in his face was: "PUSSY!"
 

LittleWench1629

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I do and say things to people that I proably shouldn't. But I call it being honest. I like people to know what I think of them straight away, especialy those I can't stand on sight. That way the people I cherish and adore will know that I'm there for them, so long as they don't take the piss. And those I hate, stay the hell away from me.
Saves a lot of trouble down the line.
 

Jonluw

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ExaltedK9 said:
Jonluw said:
At school a few years back, some douchebags were whipping me with their scarves (you know, like you'd do it with a towel) while we were sitting around, waiting for the teacher. They kept it up, despite my moving further away; so I finally grabbed one of their scarves, and held on tight.

When he failed to pull it out of my hand, let's call him douchebag2, walked up to me, and slapped me in the face. I ignored it, and just glared at him. So he started slapping me repeatedly, and kicking me on the shin. I kept my calm and, after a while, started loudly keeping count of how many times he had slapped and kicked me; doing an impression of a football annotator.

Then, finally; he kicked me in the head. I stood up, shouted something in his face, and went somewhere else.
Scarf whipping, slapping, and shin-kicking... I hope the thing you shouted in his face was: "PUSSY!"
I honestly can't remember.

I think it was something regarding his kicking me in the head though.