There Will Be Sex in Assassin's Creed II

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ShotgunSmoke

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I was actually expecting a picture of Rick Astley.

Anyway, this means Ezio is a much more interesting character than Altair and that's a great thing.

Fox will probably have a seizure.

"This game features full frontal nudity and hardcore pornographic scenes. Ubisoft, why do you hate America's youth?"
 

Artemis923

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I just hope the game is longer than 6 hours.

I've had enough of great games that only lasted a day or three because they were so short.
 

ZeoAssassin

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to be honest..was anyone really surprised by this considering what the trailer,factions information, and Ezio's back story was?
 

Emperor Inferno

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Teh media are stoopid.

"ZOMG! That game's got bewbs!"

Shutup and get over it. Especially since you probably just got done watching Striptease and jerking it to Demi Moore's 'bewbs' fifteen years or so ago (ungodly hot, by the way *tongue lolls*)
 

Russian Redneck

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Really skeptical about the "150 Different Missions" tag. I bet on 10 mission styles with about 50 ways to achieve them, so that comes out to 10 core missions with a bunch of extra, probably unecessary, baggage along for the ride.

I liked the the first Assassin's Creed so I'm going to play this game. It sounds promising.
 

Tairan

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Machines Are Us said:
Does this mean it will be banned in Australia then?
lol yeah i cant belive they banned l4d 2 cuz most gamers are under 18 there
 

Grand_Arcana

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hazabaza1 said:
FFFFFFFFFF...
I'm, liking all the new armour additions, etc, however, no doubt this'll get an 18. If my mum wants to know why and I say 'sex', I probably won't get it.
Perfect. Maybe I'll just lie, and hope she doesn't watch me play.

Otherwise, awesomecakes. Another game I cannot wait for.
You should be able to order it off EBay w/o a problem, provided you have your own money, of course.

I'm more worried about Jack Thompson than anything else. Assassin's Creed has too much value as a story for him to screw with it. If there's any game that we could defend as an artwork, ACII will most likely be one of them. If it's good that is.
 

Aqualung

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...But, do we get to pick with who?

I mean, I heard that Ezio and Leonardo are pretty close buds, but... there's a limit...
 

Georgeman

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I see wthat you did there, dear and cunning (not really) Ubisoft. Stealing ideas from Mass Effect, don't you? :p
 

Anarchy In Detroit

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get In that Ass Ass!

Whatever I don't care one way or the other. Go Ezio, stab em in the back and blow their women away.

However I thought the armor, equipment (POISON!!!), and dyes were far more interesting. Does the armor serve a purpose? I hope not, I prefer to just tweak visuals being the art class kid that I am (was?). Functional armor forces me to use certain parts to optimize, I do not like that at all.