There Will Be Sex in Assassin's Creed II

[Eruanno]

Oooh, pink assassin. I'm gonna make my Ezio wear bright green clothes and try to imagine all his lines as they would sound if read in irish.

 

[ucciolord1]

Everything I hear about this game makes me want it more.

 

[Robert632]

and it will now be condemned to the 12th circle of hell for having sex in it.

 

[Ben Legend]

Sounds good, seems like the team are really listening to people and their views. More unique missions is always good, and i'm sure the sex thing will be something more than GTA style prostitutes, i.e getting them down the alley so guards assumes you're paying for sex, not out to kill them.

 

[Spirultima]

I hope they keep it at arms length, then it will be acceptable.

 

[WrongSprite]

I can see the sales skyrocketing after this announcement.

Indeed. This revelation that we can now play as a pink assassin is sure to bring the pundits rolling in.

 

[Klagermeister]

Okay, now I've got a problem.
Ezio has sex in the game.
Ezio is Italian.
My girlfriend has a thing for Italian guys.

She's gonna want to play the game all day just for the above facts.
I'll never get the game to myself! WAAAAAHHH!

 

[Sh0ckFyre]

4chan bricks have just been shat.

I'm praying to God Almighty that Ezio's libido won't destroy the game's story.

 

[PsykoDragon]

I just... I just hope they don't overdo the "No Repetition" thing. Many times I've played a game in which there is a part early on that is quite similar to a part later on (or even at the end) in the game, which brings a kind of nostalgic sense.

I can't find a suitable comparison, but the first level of each chapter of Braid brings out the same thoughts.

 

[obliterate]

I can see the sales skyrocketing after this announcement.

Hell yeah...Advertisment to all you ... out there

 

[Desert Tiger]

At least he won't be a totally personality-less shell like Altair was.

 

[mattttherman3]

Well this won't be the reason I get the game, but I have now decided to buy it instead of rent it. However, if I don't find it an improvement over the first, I will lose my mind.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Okay, I didn't want to get this before, but I'm hooked now.

 

[Aesir23]

Am I the only one who thinks the thought of living the genetic memory of your ancestor getting laid is kinda gross?

I can only say this in reply: "Mommy, what is great great great great.." *3 minutes later* "great grandpa doing to that lady?"

 

[Ghonzor]

Does this mean it will be banned in Australia then?

What isn't banned in Australia anymore?

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

I shall turn everything posted on here into a sexual reference. Go me.

First off.

I can see the sales skyrocketing after this announcement.

And thats not all...if you know what I mean.

Next.

Sex was old news, no? They all hinted at it. Apparently if you get the timing right on a cutscene smexy time can happen.

Thats what she said.

Also, I'm happy about the dyes and such, and I figured out the armour bit, and how he seems to progressive through the game, most of his clothes go from white to black, and leather to plate iron!

Kinky.

Third we have.

They're going in a bit deeper than AC. Sounds quite interesting. Can't wait to get it.

Deeper. Hmmmph!

And another one.

I absolutely cannot wait for this game... If they really fixed the repetitiveness of the game, then it has huge potential. Also, a graphix boost is due as well.

Heh, heh. Ahahahahahahaaa.

Fifth is.

If it fits in the story thats fine, if it seems forced thats not, hope it all works out well

It's almost like you did that on purpose.

Finally

the first one's repetition wasn't too bad if you played the missions with the mindset of exploring the city and enjoying the freerunning. if not, then i totally understand everyone hating the repetition. the repetition probably got annoying. most people hate repetition. especially repetition in a game.

repetition.

Well, if there is a sex mini-game, repitition could be a good thing.

Thats not all of the perverted subteleties on here, but I'm too lazy to look for any more. And yes, I know I'm immature.

Oh, and OT: I am getting this game. It looks good. Mainly for the action/stealth gameplay with the ninja running and jumping mechanics mixed in.

 

[Doktor Merkwurdigliebe]

I shall turn everything posted on here into a sexual reference. Go me.

I think Herr Freud would like to speak with you.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

I shall turn everything posted on here into a sexual reference. Go me.

I think Herr Freud would like to speak with you.

I think that reference needs some explaining cause I don't get it. Now I feel stupid.

 

[lolelemental]

They're going in a bit deeper than AC. Sounds quite interesting. Can't wait to get it.

INUENDOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

They're going in a bit deeper than AC. Sounds quite interesting. Can't wait to get it.

INUENDOOOOOOOOOOOO

Points for effort, and Welcome to the Escapist. But I already made the joke. Sorry.