There's a new service where gamers can pay girls to play with them...><

[yoyo13rom]

So you'd pay a (high) fee so a girl plays with you over a network.
so you don't actually meet these girls.
so they might just be 10-year old boys (high voices) pretending to be girls?

Doesn't matter, as long as they're under-age, Pedo bear approves

 

[Phoenixlight]

This is a terrible idea and I really hope that it fails epically.

 

[GamingAwesome1]

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard all day! That's rather demeaning, don't you think?

The sad part is I can see this service getting popular.

 

[Koganesaga]

I'm not even going to bother reading the first post, all you need to say from the title is the most brilliant scheme to get desperately lonely gamers money ever, even more so than games that provide ridiculous amounts of fan service.

 

[Nomanslander]

I gotta say I'm really starting to believe this has to be an April Fool's joke done by ING early to throw people off.

It would make a lot more sense if it was....0o

 

[Burst6]

Wow. This is hilarious. Amazing what a pair of orbs dangling between the legs can do to a man.

On the other hand, this opens up a huge window for trolling, something like loudly singing and narrating every action you take in the video game, while digitally changing your pitch to a very high annoying squeak, and demanding your money back when they turn down the sound.

 

[Fappy]

Awesome. Simply awesome. This made my day.

 

[Eri]

It's not all that different from a service in Australia that lets you hire your own paparazzi troupe and pretend you're famous, walking down the street with bodyguards and an enterouge.

Oh god that's hilarious. I must do this.

 

[Eremiel]

This idea is actually kinda awesome.

There's bound to be some way to make money off of this, even if I'm a guy..

And to play devil's advocate here.. the sad guys get to feel less sad, lonely and pathetic for a bit while the people running the show get paid. Everyone wins.

 

[Sir_Tor]

Thats just sad if it's true

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Honestly this does not surprise me in the slightest. When people do things that AREN'T stupid, pathetic, annoying, or mean spirited, I'm surprised.

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

Why? To talk to them? This is as pointless as the consort chambers in mass effect.

 

[mr-fix_it]

Better not be any noobs : |

don't worry man. No noobs, only boobs!
(wait I've not read the articile but still i get a feeling that it mentions this *_*)

 

[I Resurection I]

Epic Win.....that is all

 

[mip0]

hahaha
lol
funny
hahaha
sad

 

[Tucker154]

I did the math, and it adds up to 7,200 dollars for a monthly salary,86,400 dollars a year!Maybe I can get my sister into gaming...

 

[Mikkaddo]

shenanigans plain and simple . . . if it IS for real it's about the saddest thing out there since the new japanese project to make a force feedback codpiece that goes along with hentai games.

 

[Chrono180]

Excuse me, I need to mark another item off my "signs of the end times approaching" list. Also, too weep for humanity.