There's a new service where gamers can pay girls to play with them...><

[aPod]

*Has a prideful look on his face and says one word*

Capitalism

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Although i have to say this is pretty lame, i know plenty of chicks i've met online and i've never had to pay them to play with me. If you dont act like a tool or freak out because omg the person im playing with has boobs they might actually like playing with you.

Just realize you arent going to get in their pants ever and you'll be just fine. Want to hook up with a chick go to a club... no seriously girls want you to dance with them, im serious... it happens. Dont even need to be a good dancer, hell sometimes dancing like a clown makes them more interested in you, im serious, people like laughing... even girls.

 

[Flying Dagger]

54 dollars an hour seems mildy excessive.
Who has that sort of money and doesn't already attract moneyhungry females?

 

[LordMoose]

Ha. they've been hit from so many game news sites their new servers couldnt handle the place coming up with everyone watching the clock.
I've even seen the countdown, count Up.

 

[Stormz]

Their servers are overloaded? Man I really hope that it's just curious people and not anyone looking at actually using it.

 

[Incompl te]

Is it wrong that the first thing I noticed on the image provided is that the girl used the wrong your?

OT: Although I do find it rather sad; if people are willing to pay for it; go ahead.

 

[kawaiiamethist]

Hmmm. I am in need of a part time job... >

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Wait a minute... I can game AND get money at the same time? Where do I sign up! Its cool to meet other gamers and chat with them and... money!

Umm Anne, I think you don't necessarily just have a friendly 'chat' with them. I think they expect you kinda talk a little dirty to them too.
games and money, cool. But I'd hesitant to go to someone's house that bought my services over the internet

 

[Criquefreak]

It's crap like this that makes me ashamed to be a woman. The fact that there are business models based on using women to use men for their cash. So much for trying to sell the credibility of women as gamers, even the gold farmers will be getting more respect than us. I honestly pray this is some kind of sloppily early April Fools joke, because if it isn't, it's yet another step back for women because of a bunch of greedy sell-outs.

 

[Iron Mal]

I just tried going onto the site (a: to check that is is actually real and b: so I could laugh my arse off while browsing around it) and I was met with the message 'due to the sheer interest in our services we are temporarily unavalible'.

In short, this is either a very well executed and elaborate joke or we really are as sad and socially challanged as the stereotype suggests (it may possibly be both).

 

[Criquefreak]

The link is for the ign.com article where I found out about this service, although I find it funny reading through the article how ign.com seemed objective towards this as if advertising it as a possibly good idea...0o

If you go through the comments there everyone and the mother was ready to pull out their pitchforks.

Ah, IGN pulling crap like this again, why am I not surprised. They're already on my hated list from partnering with Playboy in a previous attempt at misrepresenting women gamers. 'Yes, let's hold a contest that's about women who play games and the judging criteria is completely on looks and disregard any actual skill with games.'

 

[Criquefreak]

If they actually make money on this, they will have proven Darwin got more than a few things wrong

Yes, such as his awards not giving a cash prize, we need to encourage more people to eliminate themselves from the gene pool. Cash prizes will be given posthumously to next of kin when appropriate.

 

[ShroomMinus]

Ah, IGN pulling crap like this again, why am I not surprised. They're already on my hated list from partnering with Playboy in a previous attempt at misrepresenting women gamers. 'Yes, let's hold a contest that's about women who play games and the judging criteria is completely on looks and disregard any actual skill with games.'

You seem to have quite a hatred for this.
It is, however, rather depressing when guys go nuts over a girl in a server.
Slightly degrading for guys who think without their E-penis...

 

[Mozza444]

I need me some tittys..

JOin the club. Actually, no, don't, because you mean it in a slightly different way. A body changing way.

I wouldn't pay but damnit, instead of doing that couldn't you just pay 2 grand to get a really, really awesome escort from an established service and have her for fve hours and be able to get MORE than her voice?

A naked chick... in yoru room... playing games with you... and giving you a ride after wards... What could possibly be more awesome than that?

I get that for free

But still, they should at least throw in a bit of boobie action for that price.

 

[Meemaimoh]

It's crap like this that makes me ashamed to be a woman. The fact that there are business models based on using women to use men for their cash. So much for trying to sell the credibility of women as gamers, even the gold farmers will be getting more respect than us. I honestly pray this is some kind of sloppily early April Fools joke, because if it isn't, it's yet another step back for women because of a bunch of greedy sell-outs.

Totally agreed. Those girls aren't just selling their time, they're selling their - and our - dignity. Not cool at all.

I really hope this doesn't become a lucrative business, if it's real. And if it isn't... well, I still say shame on IGN. This kind of joke makes women gamers, as an entire demographic, something to laugh at. I'm not laughing.

Ah, IGN pulling crap like this again, why am I not surprised. They're already on my hated list from partnering with Playboy in a previous attempt at misrepresenting women gamers. 'Yes, let's hold a contest that's about women who play games and the judging criteria is completely on looks and disregard any actual skill with games.'

You seem to have quite a hatred for this.
It is, however, rather depressing when guys go nuts over a girl in a server.
Slightly degrading for guys who think without their E-penis...

Not to mention the way it degrades the woman, as well as making her feel extremely uncomfortable... except for the ones that basically only game for the easy attention, for whom I have no words of defense.

 

[Reolus]

WOMEN ARE INVADING THE INTERNETS!!!!!1111

I call it 'prostitution for nerds'. The next-gen phone sex!

Now you too can get your iPimp on! Or would that be the phone app so they can play little flash games with you as well?

All I can ask is ... how big is the market for this?

Edit: And will there be DLC? hahahaha!

 

[UPRC]

Ahahaha, wow. The concept is depressing and the price is very amusing.

 

[brtshstel]

I bet they use pretty girls for the avatars, but they're really not the girls that are in the picture.

Seriously, just find a girl you enjoy talking to (she doesn't have to be a bombshell or anything, just enjoyable to hang out with). Take her to a movie or have a drink with her. It doesn't even have to be a date. If she's single, maybe she will eventually date you after a number of meetings.

You just need to get out of the house and into civilization. You will get much more enjoyment hanging out with a girl in real life (even if she isn't "hot" by the media's dubious standards) than pretending you have a girlfriend on Xbox Live.

 

[AnneSQF]

Wait a minute... I can game AND get money at the same time? Where do I sign up! Its cool to meet other gamers and chat with them and... money!

Umm Anne, I think you don't necessarily just have a friendly 'chat' with them. I think they expect you kinda talk a little dirty to them too.
games and money, cool. But I'd hesitant to go to someone's house that bought my services over the internet

Yeah I could imagine it would turn out like that. If the intentions were more innocent I would think it would be awesome. But it will probably be "online prostitutes". Why...?

 

[HuntrRose]

Faith in the human race: -10

No no, that's being to nice. I have already lost faith... So they can't lose points. I have replaced my human soul with something much more intelligent and cunning.

Hmm? Possessed by a demon? Made yourself into an AI?

Oh well, I'm just holding a few fingers crossed that we meet some intelligent life from outer space soon, cause there's bugger all down here on earth!