There's a new service where gamers can pay girls to play with them...><

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I should be annoyed, but I find that hilarious.

Imagine being one of those sad, lonely individuals who has to do that.

Even I, social recluse that I am, will never need to stoop to that level (my precious precious games and I are just fine together, aren't we games? Yes we are...)

"Hi, please can you play Modern Warfare 2 with me? Yes I'm 16 or over."

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

Xbox Live games such as Halo or MW2

But the clear, yet eluded question must be:

Are they pro?

Very good point, I ain't playing with no girl that uses the Scar H.

 

[luvd1]

.... That's just creepy...... How much?

 

[02y211]

4 more hours to live.

i seriously have got to see this and make fun of everyone using it.

EDIT: i'm so gonna have my sister do this and have her give me 30% for telling her about it.

Wouldn't that kind of make you a pimp?

 

[MissGinaKid]

People actually pay for this? God damn. I need to get better at FPSs so i can get myself payed. As long as i don't have to talk like a phone sex line would.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

That... That's just sad. I can't believe that someone would actually pay for that shit. No wait, I retract that statement, people actually would pay for it cause people are stupid and that is totally lame.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

It's times like these I wish I was a chick. It would be so easy to make money.

 

[LordMoose]

I assume they arnt going to be all whores hopefully be alright with free games -.- and what about people on their friends list? Are they going to be charged now?! "Hey FerrowRaptor! Just sending you a message that if you want to keep playing with me, it's gunna cost yah."

 

[blankedboy]

For girls, this is a brilliant idea.
For men, it's horrible.

 

[rokkolpo]

4 more hours to live.

i seriously have got to see this and make fun of everyone using it.

EDIT: i'm so gonna have my sister do this and have her give me 30% for telling her about it.

Wouldn't that kind of make you a pimp?

yes....yes it would

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

"Publicityhazard's turn ons include vibrating controllers, for instance, and is turned off by three red lights."

'*snort*...OHMYGAWDTHISISSOHARD-CORE!'

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This is the attitude that the people behind this website expect me, a gamer, to have? And are actually banking money on it?

How many gamers do you think these people know?

Also, what the fuck is the point in a British IGN?

 

[dekuben]

Lol you all got trolled.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Wow that's desperate... or, you know, you could play for free with girls online...

 

[Plurralbles]

I need me some tittys..

JOin the club. Actually, no, don't, because you mean it in a slightly different way. A body changing way.

I wouldn't pay but damnit, instead of doing that couldn't you just pay 2 grand to get a really, really awesome escort from an established service and have her for fve hours and be able to get MORE than her voice?

A naked chick... in yoru room... playing games with you... and giving you a ride after wards... What could possibly be more awesome than that?

 

[FightThePower]

This is quite pathetic. I'm lucky enough to have a gamer girl as one of my close friends, but even if I didn't I wouldn't sink to this level.

 

[veloper]

So they pay 54 dollars per hour, just to play console games with you, online.

There needs to be a gay or old lady version of this, so you don't have to be a girl to make that kind of easy money in your free time.

 

[yoyo13rom]

Hmmm, intriguing. I know this is just a way to milk out more money, but for me the simple fact of a true live girl gamer intrigues me. Call me sad or pathetic or whatever, but I have yet to meet(in person) a live girl gamer interested in anything other than soliter or any other casual game.

 

[yoyo13rom]

Each day I lose a little more faith in humanity.

Also, I curse being born male - $54/hour to play games with someone?

I'd do that for a living!

Edit: Wait! I've got it!

If there are people out there who'd pay for this service, maybe there is still a chance for me to get in on the money.

Judging by the amount of smacktalking people claiming to be "pro" online, I'll let people pay me thier cold hard cash to kill me over and over, whilst taking thier abuse on VoIP and mocking awe at thier skills.

If I can't rub thier without them feeling awkward maybe I can rub thier egos instead!

To the business plan! AWAY!

I think more people would be interested in learning "pro" tips though

 

[yoyo13rom]

Xbox Live games such as Halo or MW2

But the clear, yet eluded question must be:

Are they hot and dateable?

There fixed!

Sorry, I know that their "gaming skills" are more important then their looks, but there is this urge in me that made me edit your post.(Darn hormones! To the pimp cave James!)

 

[Sir Kemper]

Seriously?

-_-

Wow this is uh....i'm honestly hopeing that this is some sort of prank.

I mean, i can't even come up with a proper response to this, i mean, HOW do you responde to something like this?