There's An App for That!

[Sassafrass]

Cities on flame with rock and roll? That's exactly when the Old Gods return? Forever, and ever, and ever? There's an app for that.

Want a rocket launcher to dispose of BOC fanboys? There's an App for that!

Think there's something wrong with Blue Oyster Cult? There's no app for that. You're just crazy.

Need to share love for BOC and Cities on Flame with Rock and Roll? There's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Cities on flame with rock and roll? That's exactly when the Old Gods return? Forever, and ever, and ever? There's an app for that.

Want a rocket launcher to dispose of BOC fanboys? There's an App for that!

Think there's something wrong with Blue Oyster Cult? There's no app for that. You're just crazy.

Need to share love for BOC and Cities on Flame with Rock and Roll? There's an App for that.

Sas just gain back a little bit of the awesome he lost from liking Phil Collins? There's an app for that.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Long before we know ourselves, our paths are already set in stone. Some may never figure out their purpose in life, and some will. There are alot of us who are caught up in this hell we all live in, content with being blinded by rules and judgment. We live in a world where it's more ok to follow than to lead, in this world being a leader is trouble for the system we are all accustomed to. Being a leader in this day n' age is being a threat.

Not many people stood up against the system we all call life. But towards the end of our first ten years into the millennium we heard a voice, a voice who was speaking to us from the underground for some time, a voice who spoke of vulnerabilities in other human emotions and other issues never before heard so vividly and honest.

This is the story of a young man who not only believed in himself, but his dreams too. This is the story of The Man...on The Moon.

Know where this is from? There's an App for that.
[sup]in the form of cookie, that is.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Can't kill The Metal? There's an App for that.

 

[Pm0n3y]

As our hero seems to be dreaming in peace, a dark chapter unfolds, throwing Phil into the most eerie and unstable parts of his imagination, so intense that he can not tell his dream from reality.

Is this the Rise... of the Night Dreams? There's an App for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

[HEADING=2]Need to speak in big letters? There's an App for that.[/HEADING]

 

[Pm0n3y]

Not answering my questions? There's an App for that.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Still ignoring me? There's an App for that
[sup]Nobody wants a cookie?[/sup]

 

[XSA37]

Don't want to Ignore Pm0n3y? There's an App for That!

 

[SteakHeart]

Need an app for that? There's an app for that.

Want women to finally love you? There's an app for that. It's called Real Life.

 

[Sassafrass]

[HEADING=1]Need to speak in slightly bigger letters? There's an App for that.[/HEADING]

 

[Pm0n3y]

[HEADING=2]Need to speak in slightly bigger (but slightly smaller) letters? There's an App for that.[/HEADING]
[sup]Cookie going once...[/sup]

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Obsessive stalker? There's an app for that!

 

[Pm0n3y]

New to the Escapist? There's an App for that.
[sup]Cookie going twice...[/sup]

 

[G-Virus]

Want a cookie even though you can't answer Pm0n3y's question? There's an awesome, totally amazing Pm0n3y with a cookie for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

"There's An App for That?" lives? Again? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Just seen a thread be BORN AGAIN LIKE THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST??? There's a Chinchilla for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Sasquatch overly excited about the revival of a forum game? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

[HEADING=1]Failing to show my true excitement at the App game being revived?[/HEADING]

There's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Sas having a love affair with this thread? There's an app for that.