There's An App for That!

[Sassafrass]

[HEADING=1]Think the chinchilla is lying????[/HEADING] THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT!!!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Don't believe the truth of the Chinchilla's words? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Need to calm down, chill then go BLARGHHHHHH at the next poster? There's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Need anger management? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Need to petition for my old avatar? There's no way in hell it's gonna happen, Chinchy.

[sup]You can try and ultimately, fail.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

Need the opinion of other (sane) posters? There's definitely an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Need to drop this before I get mad? There's no App for that.

[sup]Whatever you do, don't make a thread. They'll kill you.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Sas have a good point about making a petition thread? There's an app for that.

[sup]El sigh.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Chinchy finally being defeated? There's an App for that.

[sup]You weren't seriously considering a thread, were you?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

Need to convince Sas that people want his old avatar back? There's an app of screaming, hysteric fans for that.

[sup]Why would I be dumb enough to create a thread for that idea? How silly you are indeed, my good sir.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Sas thinking our crusade to get his old avie back is over? He's sorely mistaken, and there's an app for that.

[sup]Thought about it for half a second and realized it would be a terrible idea.[/sup]

 

[Pm0n3y]

Failing at life? There's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Burning your popcorn at a higher temperature, almost to the point of vaporization? There's an app for that.

 

[zagazsano]

Stuck inside the Apple Store's dungeon? There's an app for that.

 

[GreyWolf257]

Drop the soap in the prison shower? There's an app for that.
Have sexual fantasies about animals? There's an app for that.
Do you randomly scream obsenities at small children and puppies? There's an app for that.
Do you give candy to kids from out of the back of your van? There's an app for that.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Guy break into your office with a gun? There's an app for that

 

[WafflesandBacon]

brought a knife to a gun fight? there's an app for that

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Made out of delicious? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Brought a spoon to any sort of fight? There's an App for that.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Smashed your iPhone out of a moment of sanity? There's an App for that.