There's An App for That!

[craftyfirestorm]

need a doomsday? theres a app for that

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Babel rabble-rousers? In polyester trousers? There's an app for that.

 

[badgersprite]

Air on the G-String? There's an app for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Taking away the moments that make up a dull day? There's an app for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Dying of black lung? There's an app for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Tactless goat who makes you 0_o on an almost nightly basis? There's an app for that.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Attacked by terrorist and need a weapon? Thers an app for that!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

lost half your brain? Theres an app for that!!!

 

[Pm0n3y]

lost all of your brain? and some of your heart? There's an App for that

 

[SliverBlade]

Your mom catch you masturbate? There's an app for that!

Live in the basement with Basement Cat? There isn't an app for that...Just kidding, yes there is!

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Need to check your date for the correct genitailia? There's an app for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Captain Ahab mistake you for a white whale? There's an app for that.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Mistaken for a white whale? There's an app for that. There's also several diets for that.

 

[wolfy098]

bringing a knife to a gunfight, theres an app for that

 

[Pm0n3y]

Bring a Gun to a knife fight? Low on ammo? There's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Need a gun/knife hybrid so you're ready for any kind of fight? There's an app for that.