There's An App for That!

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Need to commit suicide from having to hear so many goddamn Family Guy references? There's an app for that.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Killed Kenny? You bastard there's an app for that

 

[Sassafrass]

Need to commit suicide from having to hear so many goddamn Family Guy references? There's an app for that.

Stop making Family Guy references? There's no App for that. You're stuck with them forever.

I refer you to this post, sir.
[sup]They will never stop.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Find yourself sobbing like a baby at the sheer futility of your actions and the fact that the evil beset upon you is relentless? There's no app for that.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Getting off topic? There's an app for that

 

[Sassafrass]

Need to stop crying like a baby and act like a man? There's an App for that.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Need Chuck Norris? Good luck with that then.

Ah, but there is an app for Chuck Norris jokes for any situation.

Got too many apps? There's an app for that. Here it is:

[HEADING=1]TOO DAMN BAD[/HEADING]
[HEADING=3]Click here to buy (500 mb)[/HEADING]

 

[Sassafrass]

Need to find your penis? Find your penis for a dollar? There's an App for that.

[sup]I told you I would not stop with the Family Guy references. They absolutely will not stop!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!![/sup]

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Need to find your penis? Find your penis for a dollar? There's an App for that.

[sup]I told you I would not stop with the Family Guy references. They absolutely will not stop!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!![/sup]

Need a buttscratcher? Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher! There's a Petarded guy app for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Trying desperately to drive a dull ice pick through your forehead? There's an app for that.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Did your fat father chase you around the kitchen farting till you fell down and puked? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Drank a crate of Ipecac to see who would get the last piece of pie? There's an App fo...

BBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEERRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Do you think it's all - BLEEEEEARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!

Oh, there's SO not an app for that *get a towel, ur gonna need it*
[sup]Who wants chowda![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Desperately trying to save a fish trapped under the ice of a lake? There's no App for that.

Attacked by a pack of dogs you thought you saw? There's an App for that.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Didn't your first husband blow his brains out? There's an app for that.

Giant chicken give you a bad coupon? No app, go kick his ass!

 

[Sassafrass]

Um...is it exactly what it looks like? There's no App for that, ya dirty git.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Jesus Christ, I'm having an aneurysm?! There's an app for that.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Did you have sex with that crossing guard, and then I found out she was only twelve? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Evil monkey living in your closet? There's an App for that.

Spoiler: And here is the App.

Just play him some Foghat.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Are you a pedophile? There's an app for that.