There's An App for That!

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Existential quandary? There's an app for that.

Don't know what that means? There's an app for that.

Too embarassed to admit that you don't know what that means? There's an app for that.

 

[dalek sec]

Trying to find out who burned you? There's an app for that!

 

[dalek sec]

Need an stargate? There's an app for that!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

App app app app app? App app app app app.

 

[dalek sec]

Need to TP a house? There's an app for that!

 

[dalek sec]

Want to download into a new body? There's an app for that!

 

[dalek sec]

Need to lose weight? There's an app for that!

 

[Pm0n3y]

Did the poster above you use the word "loose" in the wrong way? There's an App for that.

 

[sky14kemea]

Bag of shopping in the corner making weird noises? There's an App for that!
[sup]No really... It keeps crackling... >_<[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Need to run super fast? 100 metres in 2 seconds fast? There's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Keep hackin' and wackin' and smackin'? There's an app for that.

 

[XSA37]

Need to make a Fallout 3 reference? There's an App for That!

Woke up in somebody's front lawn naked and surrounded by lawn flamingos? There's an App for That!

 

[War Penguin]

Flying monkeys stole your avatar? There's an app for that but it's clear I can't afford it.

Ongoing joke? There's an app for that.

Want to destroy the world? There's an app for that.

World destroyed? There's an app for that.

EDIT: Making too many app jokes in a single post? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Faced by The Knights That Say Ni? There's an App for that.

Bananans on a fish which is talking to trains and GAR!!!!!!!!!!! Talking absolute gibberish? There's an App for that.

 

[Klagermeister]

Too many flamethrower-brandishing koalas in your trousers? There's an app for that.

Ate too much Colon-Blow© brand high-fiber cereal and you're shitting up a storm? There's an app for that.

Infestation of radioactive tigers invaded your sock drawer? There's an app for that.

App store currently down? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME?!?!?! There's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Socks suddenly turned carnivorous and devouring your feet? There's an app for that.