Thing That Piss You Off That Aren't Video Game Related

[wrightguy0]

Being unemployed, and the fact that the Dominoes Pizza that was hiring wanted two years experience doing deliveries to be eligible. Well, I'm hardly going to get two years delivery experience not being able to try now am I?

I know exactly what you mean, the experience requirements for every fucking menial POS low wage job have just become so damn insane, everyone wants someone with experience, and all of the people who actually want those shit jobs have no experience.

Bullshit prerequisites for university courses piss me off, not to mention all the pressure Universities put on kids to go to Uni anyway, like it's the be all and end all to having a happy, healthy life. Hell, the whole education system pisses me off, with no child left behind, calling the cops if one child so much as hugs another, or calling in the CDC if someone even freaking sneezes, the PC BS and the piss poor ammount we pay teachers to sit there and babysit kids who are getting dumber and dumber because "Failing is bad, M'kay, and disciplinary action of any kind is draconian."

I can't stand ignorance, hypocrisy and blind stupidity, inefficient solutions to simple problems and kids.

I fucking hate kids, seriously, the kids today are out of control spoiled brats with no sense of humility or compassion.

Really and truly, how much of our debt crisis do you think is caused by little Timmy wanting an X-box every year, or Brittany wanting that new $60,000 Convertible for her sweet 16th. I bet a lot of credit card debt is caused by Parents just wanting to Placate their little bastards long enough for the Zoloft to kick in.

*Edit* I'm also going to add the Captcha to the list of things that are pissing me off, seriously, It asked me to describe the brand Petco, i mean really? Adds in the fucking captcha? I didn't even no what it was until i got a captcha error, so i refreshed it a couple of times and after more Bullshit and Chips i got "Evil Genius" so i decided to roll with that

 

[Vault101]

Shhhhhh, buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy, shhhhhh, easy. Caaaaaaaaalm down, calm down buddy.

I'm gonna go ahead and be honest dude, for maybe the first time since I discovered the internet, I'm gonna have to go ahead and declare 'tl;dr'.

Calm down man. Calm. Your titties have ignited in fury and it's not good for you. Maybe see a doctor.

if you don't agree with me fine, but theres no need to be an ass, if your too lazy to actually read what I'm saying because "duuuurr hurrr hurr u mad bro?" then whatever

you want to be willfully ignorant then go right ahead

 

[IPunchWithMyFists]

Shhhhhh, buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy, shhhhhh, easy. Caaaaaaaaalm down, calm down buddy.

I'm gonna go ahead and be honest dude, for maybe the first time since I discovered the internet, I'm gonna have to go ahead and declare 'tl;dr'.

Calm down man. Calm. Your titties have ignited in fury and it's not good for you. Maybe see a doctor.

if you don't agree with me fine, but theres no need to be an ass, if your too lazy to actually read what I'm saying because "duuuurr hurrr hurr u mad bro?" then whatever

you want to be willfully ignorant then go right ahead

Buddy. Boy. I'm not calling you a retard.

Just calm your titties. Take a deep breath. We can talk this through man. Don't take everything so personally. Just tittie-lax, okay? Please? For me?

 

[Vault101]

Buddy. Boy. I'm not calling you a retard.

Just calm your titties. Take a deep breath. We can talk this through man. Don't take everything so personally. Just tittie-lax, okay? Please? For me?

aaaaaaand now youre just trolling me

seeya..have fun

 

[IPunchWithMyFists]

Buddy. Boy. I'm not calling you a retard.

Just calm your titties. Take a deep breath. We can talk this through man. Don't take everything so personally. Just tittie-lax, okay? Please? For me?

aaaaaaand now youre just trolling me

seeya..have fun

Calm your titties = trolling?

Oh. Actually, I suppose so.

Oh well, works for me, you get your white-hot flustered titties way too worked up over shit anyway. Calm yourself man, it'll make you a happier dude.

 

[Vault101]

Calm your titties = trolling?

Oh. Actually, I suppose so.

Oh well, works for me, you get your white-hot flustered titties way too worked up over shit anyway. Calm yourself man, it'll make you a happier dude.

I'm not angry over ME3, I was never angry

the only thing getting me annoyed right now is some dudebro thinking he's funny and making bad jokes

now do you want to actually talk about my thourghts on ME3? OR do you want to continu this "U MAD BRO? LOLOLOLOLOLO" thing?

or is any of this actually getting through to you? or are you just reading everyhting I say [i/]"aarrgrr!!ME3 RUINED ME LIFE..NERD RAGE!![/i]

 

[DanielBrown]

When people stand right outside the doors on the subway when you're trying to get off(they're about to enter). I have a hard time controlling my rage when that happens. Once I shoulder bashed some guy pretty roughly, but mostly I just take a giant step forward so we end up face to face, then I stare at them until they step aside.

Fucking idiots.

 

[Deathmageddon]

I hate it when small-minded people have the audacity to disagree with me!

 

[Blow_Pop]

Being unemployed, and the fact that the Dominoes Pizza that was hiring wanted two years experience doing deliveries to be eligible. Well, I'm hardly going to get two years delivery experience not being able to try now am I?

This stupid catch 22 for all entry level jobs out here of needing experience but no one hiring to get said experience even though they say "no experience required".

People who say "well just get a job". If it was that simple I would have had a job last February after I got fired(2011 Feb).

People who say "real women/men do this/look like this" and it's really just stereotypical bullshit from people who think that only these traits are masculine/feminine and persons of the opposite gender can't exhibit or else they aren't "real men/women"

People who tell me to put a shirt on when I'm walking around in a bikini top when men with bigger boobs and bellies than I am are socially acceptable to not have a shirt on when walking around.....(I swear there is not enough eye and brain bleach for the things I've seen from the men out here)

Oh and that as a woman I HAVE to have a shirt/bikini top on to go outside just because I have larger breasts than some of the men even though their boobs and my boobs are made out of the same damn thing.

And people who are convinced that it is a woman's fault on why she gets raped and doesn't put any blame on the rapist. And then on the opposite side of the coin people who believe men can't be raped and women can't be abusers.

And false rape accusations. They do nothing to help anyone.

Edit: Also, men who think that just because they decide they want to give me attention whether I want it or not I should accept it and be gracious. Especially on public transportation when I'm trying to read and have specifically said to them "I don't want to talk to you please leave me alone" because apparently as a woman I have no rights to be left alone

 

[Bloodstain]

I always get annoyed when people rail at religion without realising they're being just as narrow-minded and ignorant as the zealous minority they're criticising.

Yes, exactly. Exactly.
Agnostics unite!

OT: The fact that those people who are romantically interested in me usually are shallow and uninteresting, whereas those I fancy are taken. But that's a general problem, so let's take mroe specific ones.
Mmm. My current lack of money, me being afraid due to my move at the end of the year...

 

[IPunchWithMyFists]

Calm your titties = trolling?

Oh. Actually, I suppose so.

Oh well, works for me, you get your white-hot flustered titties way too worked up over shit anyway. Calm yourself man, it'll make you a happier dude.

I'm not angry over ME3, I was never angry

the only thing getting me annoyed right now is some dudebro thinking he's funny and making bad jokes

now do you want to actually talk about my thourghts on ME3? OR do you want to continu this "U MAD BRO? LOLOLOLOLOLO" thing?

or is any of this actually getting through to you? or are you just reading everyhting I say [i/]"aarrgrr!!ME3 RUINED ME LIFE..NERD RAGE!![/i]

So all it takes is a dudebro making bad jokes to get you angry? Sorry man, that way counts as nerd rage. No, it's not getting through to me because I'm not trying to argue. I'm trying to simultaneously get you to calm down and having a laugh at your expense.

Two things that are, yes, mutually exclusive, but funny nonetheless. But seriously, calm down man, it was just a couple of bad jokes. Don't get your titties in a bunch.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

People who use the word "crabby" to describe someone who is angry.

When I'm trying to just sit and read my book in peace, and someone interrupts me and asks, "What book is that? Is it good?" There are three main reasons that this one bugs me.

1.) In most cases when they ask what book it is, the cover is easily readable from their point of view

2.) Whether or not the book is good or not is pretty self explanatory. If it wasn't good, why would I be reading it?

3.) People inevitably interrupt me JUST as I'm getting to an exciting part


Guys who feel the need to comment on the physical appearance of every woman who walks by. Often times there's at least one guy who, by means of circumstance, I'm hanging out with, who will say "She's hot." or "Eww, she's ugly" when women walk by (Not within earshot, thankfully). It's so annoying. Nobody cares about their physical opinion of these women, and it's not like it ever even pertains to the conversation at hand. And aside from that, it's just so freaking RUDE to call a woman who's just walking by ugly.

Sorry for the mini-rant on that last one there. It's just something that I see happen around me a lot. Hopefully that bullshit behavior will generally be outgrown after high school.

 

[Vault101]

So all it takes is a dudebro making bad jokes to get you angry? Sorry man, that way counts as nerd rage. No, it's not getting through to me because I'm not trying to argue. I'm trying to simultaneously get you to calm down and having a laugh at your expense.

and its working rather well isnt it? because everyone find "tittes" absolutly fucking hilarious and not saaaaaay obnoxious/stupid

what your doing is not listening to me...its like trying to have a conversation with a 13 year old who only speaks in fart jokes
[quote/]Two things that are, yes, mutually exclusive, but funny nonetheless. But seriously, calm down man, it was just a couple of bad jokes. Don't get your titties in a bunch.[/quote]

you are failing to understand I AM NOT ANGRY (caps for emphasis, not emotion..since it seems hard to get through to you)

you do realise this we are talking purely in text...which means your filtering everything through your own perception..you think I'm angry...you might picture me as some fatass having a heart attack when thats not the case

so for crying out loud stop assuming I'm angry because your reading it that way

if you don't want to talk about ME3 then fine, I can't help you

 

[MrStab]

People that announce their sexuality when they introduce themselves/someone else introduces them. I don't give a flying fuck what your sexuality is and it's not something I need to know to have a conversation with you.

 

[Vault101]

People that announce their sexuality when they introduce themselves/someone else introduces them. I don't give a flying fuck what your sexuality is and it's not something I need to know to have a conversation with you.

have you ever actually seen this happen? because that seems even far fetched

 

[MrStab]

People that announce their sexuality when they introduce themselves/someone else introduces them. I don't give a flying fuck what your sexuality is and it's not something I need to know to have a conversation with you.

have you ever actually seen this happen? because that seems even far fetched

I've experienced it myself and seen people I know do it. I'm assuming in a few years time they'll realise that people don't actually care. I'm putting the reasoning of them doing it down to age.

 

[anthony87]

Call it half-sarcasm. It's nice to have a place to vent, but the Retake Mass Effect 3 people are still embarrassing to have around.

if you don't cause a fuss then nothing gets accomplished

anyway, I'd say people nerd raging over stuff with LITTLE information is one of my biggest internet pet peeves

for example

for fuck sake it was ONE trailer, I doubt you'll stick to your guns if you find out that *shock horror* the trailer didn't completly show the end product

Yeah, but shit got out of hand for a problem which simply wasn't that big in the wake of, say, SOPA or EA's constant OTHER attempts to fuck over everyone in their wake. One crappy ending for one of their better games was nothing in comparison to what little respect they have for everything in their path and every single person running that company should be fucking ashamed of themselves.

No, no. Clearly an ending they disliked is grounds for a thousand threads full of blind, pointless rage.

I'd disagree with this part, it was hardly blind and pointless. Plenty of people explained exactly why they were dissatisfied with the ending. And then they had to explain it again...

And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.

 

[IPunchWithMyFists]

So all it takes is a dudebro making bad jokes to get you angry? Sorry man, that way counts as nerd rage. No, it's not getting through to me because I'm not trying to argue. I'm trying to simultaneously get you to calm down and having a laugh at your expense.

and its working rather well isnt it? because everyone find "tittes" absolutly fucking hilarious and not saaaaaay obnoxious/stupid

what your doing is not listening to me...its like trying to have a conversation with a 13 year old who only speaks in fart jokes
[quote/]Two things that are, yes, mutually exclusive, but funny nonetheless. But seriously, calm down man, it was just a couple of bad jokes. Don't get your titties in a bunch.

you are failing to understand I AM NOT ANGRY (caps for emphasis, not emotion..since it seems hard to get through to you)

you do realise this we are talking purely in text...which means your filtering everything through your own perception..you think I'm angry...you might picture me as some fatass having a heart attack when thats not the case

so for crying out loud stop assuming I'm angry because your reading it that way

if you don't want to talk about ME3 then fine, I can't help you[/quote]

I can't tell whether to sympathize or go in for the kill because here I am making a couple of dumb jokes and I swear to God, I can point out at least 5 examples of clear anger, no matter how filtered through self-serving pedant logic, that you're pretty angry about this whole scenario, and if not even angry, then at the most getting too worked up over shit that doesn't matter.

Like the ME3 ending. Shit that doesn't matter.

All it takes is one person disagreeing with you and the word "titties" ad-nauseum to get you... however you are right now... we'll call it 'jangry' because apparently overt defensiveness and a seething need to point out why some random dude on the internet is wrong isn't actually anger. It's how all people get apparently.

Say titties, just once say titties. Say titties and have fun with it, because it's a funny word to say, and I'll believe you're not angry. You don't have to worry about me 'winning' or 'trolling' you, you can but down the goddamn flame shield for a second, just say titties. Just once.

Say titties and we can be friends. For realsies.

 

[TomLikesGuitar]

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titties

OT: People who do nothing to better themselves physically piss me off.

If you're some fat ugly slob who is super cool and smart and funny, why the fuck wouldn't you go work out and/or care a little about your appearance? At the very least watch what you eat once in a fucking while and walk at least 1 fucking mile a day (seriously takes about 15 minutes).

I've heard all the excuses.

"Working out is for self-obsessed, vain people."
"I'm not shallow, so I don't care about appearances."
"(Insert stupid reason why people who sit around and do nothing all day are actually super deep, smart individuals, and subtly insinuate that people who care about the way they look are never as interesting or some other lazy, ridiculous bullshit.)"

I don't care how much you try to escape self-development by getting false happiness from over-indulging in drugs or video games or whatever, once you finally snap back into reality and look at yourself in the mirror, you'll be horrified at what you have done with the body you're supposed to be taking care of. The human body can do so much, and to let it go to waste the way some of the fat slobs of today have is to spit in the face of millions of years of evolution.

I'm not even trying to insult anyone; I'm just saying its easy as fuck to be in relatively good shape, and a lot of people give up hope entirely because they have a somewhat hefty physique.