Thing That Piss You Off That Aren't Video Game Related

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IPunchWithMyFists

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TomLikesGuitar said:
IPunchWithMyFists said:
titties

OT: People who do nothing to better themselves physically piss me off.

If you're some fat ugly slob who is super cool and smart and funny, why the fuck wouldn't you go work out and/or care a little about your appearance? At the very least watch what you eat once in a fucking while and walk at least 1 fucking mile a day (seriously takes about 15 minutes).

I've heard all the excuses.

"Working out is for self-obsessed, vain people."
"I'm not shallow, so I don't care about appearances."
"(Insert stupid reason why people who sit around and do nothing all day are actually super deep, smart individuals, and subtly insinuate that people who care about the way they look are never as interesting or some other lazy, ridiculous bullshit.)"

I don't care how much you try to escape self-development by getting false happiness from over-indulging in drugs or video games or whatever, once you finally snap back into reality and look at yourself in the mirror, you'll be horrified at what you have done with the body you're supposed to be taking care of. The human body can do so much, and to let it go to waste the way some of the fat slobs of today have is to spit in the face of millions of years of evolution.

I'm not even trying to insult anyone; I'm just saying its easy as fuck to be in relatively good shape, and a lot of people give up hope entirely because they have a somewhat hefty physique.
>Shares my viewpoints
>Great post editing
>Said titties

God bless you, TomLikesGuitars, God bless you.
 

Vault101

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IPunchWithMyFists said:
I can't tell whether to sympathize or go in for the kill because here I am making a couple of dumb jokes and I swear to God,
oh good, were actually talking now...

[quote/]I can point out at least 5 examples of clear anger, no matter how filtered through self-serving pedant logic,[/quote]

I think we must be on completly different wavelengths

thats simply not true....you can't gauge how angry/not angry I may or may not be and what [i/]kind[/i] of anger or emotion I'm [b/]intending[/b] to get through in my posts

and in the end it doesnt matter how angry I am or how angry you think I am, what matters is the topic we were discussing..which you obviously didn't want to discuss

[quote/] that you're pretty angry about this whole scenario, and if not even angry, then at the most getting too worked up over shit that doesn't matter.

Like the ME3 ending. Shit that doesn't matter.[/quote]

no it doesn't..but when people say things that are just plain untrue as in "they all complain about the ending because they are entitles twats/it wasnt happy enough/they are crazy fans"

and when I'm trying to explain my side of things I get fobbed off with "bro RELAX!" (and outright addmitted you didn't bother reading what I said) when I'm not angry, Im just trying to explain..that shit pisses me off

so essentially you did the exact oposite of what you claimed you were trying to do

[quote/]All it takes is one person disagreeing with you and the word "titties" ad-nauseum to get you... however you are right now... we'll call it 'jangry' because apparently overt defensiveness and a seething need to point out why some random dude on the internet is wrong isn't actually anger. It's how all people get apparently.[/quote]

but you weren't disagreeing with me, you were jerking me around..you didn't want to talk about ME3? fine but being condecending and annoying about it is not cool

[quote/]. You don't have to worry about me 'winning' or 'trolling' you, you can but down the goddamn flame shield for a second, just say titties. Just once.

Say titties and we can be friends. For realsies.[/quote]

I'm pretty sure the term "flame sheild" refers to when you say somthing you [i/]know[/i] is going to be controversial in a forum setting, so you ackowlege that beforehand

(example: *flamesheild* I think Dragon age 2 was better than dragon age 1)

you probably think I'm flaming...I'm not flaming, I'm having a one sided argument which I know is pointless....but somtimes we can't leave things alone
[quote/]Say titties, just once say titties. Say titties and have fun with it, because it's a funny word to say, and I'll believe you're not angry[/quote]
why? what does it have to do with anything?

you don't want to hear why I feel some of the complaing in ME3 was justified? then we really have nothing else to say do we?
 

park92

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Every person in the Edmonton area who drives, and then acts surprised when insurance rates for vehicles are going up by a whole 10%. Statistically, Edmonton has the worst drivers in the country, and it fucking SHOWS.

Motherfuckers don't signal when changing lanes or turning

Motherfuckers don't even give a cursory glance where they're going when changing lanes, simply assuming the other person will see them and get out of the way

Motherfuckers don't understand that a red light means APPLY THE GODDAMN BRAKES

Those unbelievable people who think it's okay to go 60km/h on a road where the speed limit is 110km/h.

People who back up out of intersections and expect entire lanes to back up to let them back in when instead they should just finish their turn and clear the fucking intersection.

People who accidentally make a left hand turn into oncoming traffic (50/50 shot of it being a one-way road in situations like this), and think that the safest course of action is to keep slowly driving forward

I could go on, but the jist of it is that people in Edmonton are shitty drivers and the main reason why I take the bus everywhere is because when there's an accident, I'm almost certainly going to be in the vehicle that "wins" when it happens.

EDIT: Ooh! Thought of another one. People who shovel all of their snow from their driveway out onto the road, and then proceed to park on the "curb" created by the big ass pile of snow. Doing so tends to completely block off residential streets, and it's more common than not.
LOL the drivers in deadmonton are bad but the bus system here is even worse. The bus either never comes or theres only one bus that travels to the southside and only comes every hour.
 

ecoho

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people who think that yelling at someone will make them fix a problem they have no control over..........yeah
 

TomLikesGuitar

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Well isn't he a lucky little shit? Tell him to transfer to a McD's in my area and see how long that lasts. FF stores in my area treat first-time workers like shit and give them terrible hours.
I highly doubt every single franchise fast food store in your area is run poorly like that. I've worked a good 15/20 different jobs in my life in different places around the globe, and the corporate retail jobs are always the smoothest running jobs for people whose hours aren't flexible.

And I've never had a job where I WASN'T treated slightly shitty at the beginning. You have to prove your merit among the Orwellian proles to make a name for your self.
 

Jopoho

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People who actively teach their children to lie/cheat/circumvent rules. I see this at work quite a bit. It's sad to see kids doing these things, but it's simply moves to infuriating when a parent is coaching them in it. It is, however, satisfying to watch these lessons blow up in a parent's face when the kid surpasses the parent.
 

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Zealots of every shade.

Vault101 said:
mysogany.....

ok it is gaming related but the sheer amount of spastic retard fucks within the "gamer" spectrum makes me cringe to be assosiated with that word

EDIT: and by spastic retard fuck I don't mean to imply any kind of dissability, just "FUK U ***** GET IN DA KITCHEN"
To be fair, it's not JUST a gaming problem. This just seems to be more concentrated where man-children gather.
 

scorptatious

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The fact that I'm unemployed, still live at home, still somewhat dependent, can't work up the courage to confess to girls I find attractive, and not knowing what the hell to do with my life kinda pisses me off a little.
 

TomLikesGuitar

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Vault101 said:
IPunchWithMyFists said:
>Shares my viewpoints
>Great post editing
>Said titties

God bless you, TomLikesGuitars, God bless you.
It's funny, I actually didn't even read your and Vault's argument until now lol.

I disliked ME3's ending (I think "Indoctrination Theory" would be a sweet twist to pull), and I agree that the diligence of those who didn't like the ending was truly awesome in that it ultimately reached the developers...

But Vault, you have to admit that it got pretty obnoxious. People were freaking out on a daily basis and commenting on every thread about how they would "NEVER BUY A BIOWARE GAME AGAIN". It's just not that important in the grand scheme of things.

Think about how the Matrix movies ended. It was possibly worse than ME3 as far as nonsensical, gaping-mouth bullshit.

It ruined the Matrix for me forever.

But I didn't go on the internet and complain and demand a change, or swear off Wachowski Brothers movies. That would be silly.

I got over it because it's just another movie/game/book/comic/show/etc... and there's myriad alternatives. Sitting around bitching usually accomplishes absolutely nothing.
 

Vault101

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TomLikesGuitar said:
It's funny, I actually didn't even read your and Vault's argument until now lol.

I disliked ME3's ending (I think "Indoctrination Theory" would be a sweet twist to pull), and I agree that the diligence of those who didn't like the ending was truly awesome in that it ultimately reached the developers...

But Vault, you have to admit that it got pretty obnoxious. People were freaking out on a daily basis and commenting on every thread about how they would "NEVER BUY A BIOWARE GAME AGAIN". It's just not that important in the grand scheme of things.
thata funny..because that's what everyone here on the escapsit has been pretty much saying..but more

*sips tea* why yes my good man, that was rather awful...I shall not be purchasing ANY more games from bioware *adjusts monacle* now then...Diablo 3...

regardless of weather or not they were in the "I hate bioware camp" I don't think its exactally the same group....more "RETAKE MASS EFFECT! SET RIGHT WHAT IS WRONG! FOR HONOUR!FOR HUMANITY!"

was it obnoxious? ok yeah, it clogged up the forums for a good while...but then I find complaing about compling to be more retarded that the complaing about the ending ever was

[quote/]Think about how the Matrix movies ended. It was possibly worse than ME3 as far as nonsensical, gaping-mouth bullshit.

It ruined the Matrix for me forever.

But I didn't go on the internet and complain and demand a change, or swear off Wachowski Brothers movies. That would be silly.

I got over it because it's just another movie/game/book/comic/show/etc... and there's myriad alternatives. Sitting around bitching usually accomplishes absolutely nothing.[/quote]

hey...they threw us a bone didnt they? :p and It sent a clear message

as for swear off Bioware games...as much as it irritates me I can see the reasoning

people think EA have been ruining them..and if DA2 and ME3 ending are any indicator

but as I said I actually think they are different groups
 

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the horrible dreck they have on the Disney channel where they use the laugh track every 3 seconds even if it isn't funny
horrible drivers - especially those who refuse to use turning signals, people who drive too slow, others who pull out into your lane when you try to pass them, people who pull up on your tail, ultra fast drivers that nearly kill you while trying to pass in front of you when there's barely any room, and people who blare bass or don't seem to have mufflers
the lowest common denominator "comedy" shows that plague TV
political groups that try to pass laws to enslave us to their views and the news stations that constantly advertise for diet programs

the fact that colleges require you to study subjects that almost have nothing to do with what career you want, and the fact that they have fewer tests so grading is more rigorous
fast food places that can't get orders right
and the fact that these places only seem to hire people who don't speak a bit of English or at least are not capable of pronouncing words clearly

people who constantly bash religion as a whole rather than the rotten fruit that still clings to the tree - not all religious folk are evil, ignorant monsters like most atheists (especially the more vocal ones on youtube) preach
what I find the most strange about atheists is that if they don't believe in a god, then they don't believe in the afterlife, which would mean that that this is the only life we have, so shouldn't the atheists be living like there's no tomorrow?
 

BNguyen

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oh, and the war torn areas of the world that can't seem to get their crap together
areas where cultures allow people to be easily killed for the most insane reasons or areas where children are bought, sold, and/or married

people who commit crimes like rape, murder, etc. and then are allowed to walk free just because someone chose to defend them in court - what sane person would support a serial murderer? apparently every lawyer in existence because it seems the life of the murderer is more important than the possible victims

bad ( possible knock-off) movies that get churned out based on badly written books or some other material that only recently got released - Hunger Games is one such offender, so is Twilight and movies that try to make money off of currently popular trends
the day after Twilight came to dvd there were at least 15 different knock-offs lining shelves
 

VladG

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Poeple. I treat 'em like things and they generally piss me off. So yeah, People fits in here just fine
 

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1) People who want to ban guns. Restrictions, I can understand. Not banning. It doesnt cause guns to go away, it just leaves them in the hands of criminals. Plus, most people who own them use them for hunting, self-defense, artwork, or even just to collect them. There is NOTHING wrong with owning guns.

2) Flag Burning. Absolutely vile act. If you burn the US flag on US soil, you deserve nothing more than to be jailed, or failing that, royally beatdown by the townfolks. And before anyone tries to play Johnson Vs. Texas on me: I......dont......CARE! I will find another reason to MAKE you stop burning it.

3) Hardcore thiest/athiest. I dont give a crap what religion you are. We all pray to the same God, go to the same Heaven, and only the evil go to Hell. It shouldnt matter what religion or lack thereof you are. However, you SHOULD NOT TRY TO CONVERT PEOPLE! If they want to change religions, let them by their own accord. And Athiest, dont call someone an idiot for believing in God, even if you dont. You are no better than the thiest who say "Your religion is immoral and evil. Come join us."

4) People who say a political party is immoral/backward/wrong. Call thier policies that, but please: DO NOT GENERALIZE. Its usually more complicated than that. Heck, even issues that people make out to be supported only by one side (like Gay Marriage), it is alot more complicated than that.

5) People who say a "Pro-life" stance is Anti-women. No really, shut up. There are alot of women who identify as pro-life, 41% to be exact. Are you going to try and tell me with a straight face that they hate women [read: themselves] For that stance? [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoomerangBigot]

6) People who say "Corporations are evil." Until you give up your I-pad, computer, car, oil, heating, clothing, food, etc. or make them yourselves, I am not listening.

7)
1) Jane Fonda. Traiterous scum she is.
2) Bill Hicks....just....Bill Hicks. Everything he says and does...just...no.
3) John Kerry.
4) Al Gore.
5) Abbie Hoffman. He wrote a book called "Steal this book." That should tell you everything you need to know about him and why I hate his guts.
6) Pat Robertson.
7) Donald Trump.
8) Glenn Beck.
9) Keith Olbermann.
10) Cenk Uygur.
11) Rush Limbaugh.
12) Malcolm X.
13) Occupy Wall Street (in general)
14) Tea Party movement (in general)
15) Cindy Sheehen
 

Vault101

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IPunchWithMyFists said:
You could have just said titties.

I just got a warning from an admin to stop baiting people into arguments. You win, buddy boy, you win. I bet your e-cock has sprung at least two inches.

But it was still a video game ending and you're still very very angry. You deconstructed my entire post to tell me why I'm wrong everywhere. You can't stop nerds from being entirely too angry. But at least accept that you're an angry little nerd.

Adios, amigo. :D
I drew you a picture so that you might understand me better....

I'm not much of an artist but it makes my point... (and I don't mean it to be offesnive)